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MamA CaZ
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 7:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:


[/I admit it, I J.O. every F'n night thinking about C'ing between her T's and Fucking her sweet little...OH!!!!ooooops,. dump that!!]

whoaaaaaaaaaa JOE... kiss your mother with that mouth?

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djgrrrl
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 7:09 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
She looks like she puts on her make-up with a trowel and she always has that lame deer-in-the-headlights-look on her goddamned face.

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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 7:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

whoaaaaaaaaaa JOE... kiss your mother with that mouth?


No...I use my other one.


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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 8:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I just can't believe she'd touch ken Stevens. Isn't it true
that the higher-up you are in management, the smaller
your cock is?



Hell, I like you! You
can come over my house and fuck
my sister!

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veronafd264
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 8:11 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Hey, I'd hit it! I'd brown bag her like a foty!

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MinDrain
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 8:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
This maybe late but I agree...Melissa is Just Ok...Hot body but she isn`t all that pretty...its in the hype boys and girls...

veronafd264
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 8:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Hey man, All I have to say is whatever floats your boat...Some guys like fat chicks, some like hot chicks with faces that look like the've been hit with a bag of quarters...If it gets their rocks off more power to them....but one question...would any of you throw her out of bed? If she wanted to screw you brains out, you would really say no? Ugly face or not you'd hit it you all know it!!

Computers...is there anything they can't do?
MamA CaZ
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 8:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
ok speaking as a woman...
she IS ATTRACTIVE...a little too much makeup, if you ask me...kinda like the *barbie makeup head* i had as a child, but she definately deserves props on that body....
looking from a guy's point of view
((moves to other side of the room))
i can see what all the *hype* is about...

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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 10:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Good armor, bad helmet.

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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
She is pretty doofy but, I would bang her.
I always thought if i said she was not hot I would be attacked. I like hot girls but I hate brain dead girls. Mellissa looks like she was hit in the face with a shovel. She is ok but she should'nt walk around like she is a playmate or something.

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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Phuck- doesn't matter how ugly you are, the more power you have the more chicks you get. I can totally believe she'd touch Ken for a good job and good salary.

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veronafd264
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:57 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Maybe touching Ken is her good job?


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JerseyTerp
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:57 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
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YerMomsBox
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 10:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
To me she looks like a drag queen, except
she's a real chick.


Josh


BarleyScotch
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 10:06 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
Face like shiny rubber, but after all...isn't that what doggy-style is for?



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Brittney
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 10:33 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
From what I hear she isn't the nicest person in the world, either...

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kevin from ct
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 10:51 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I guarantee if you went through her makeup kit you'd find a
trowel.


Brittney
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
...and an airbrush kit!

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F the S out of her A
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Melissa seems to have fallen into the trap of adding too many things to her "beauty routine" in the morning. She could probably look just as hot with a few pounds less makeup.

Her frosted hair and eye makeup make her look like Kathie Lee the stripper.

What makes her hot to O&A is how out-of-the-norm she is for a radio station. She also dresses the part of flirtatious, big-boobed hottie.

I would kick her out of bed, though: there's more room on the floor!

If Melissa sucked more C she'd be more better.

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porkchop
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
She has butter face. Everything looks good but her face.

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

She has butter face. Everything looks good but her face.


Didn't someone say that already?



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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
I think highpitchedward's preferences of women shouldnt be attacked. To some she might be a goddess, to others like me shes not all that. The level of attractiveness of a woman varies from guy to guy. Personally i prefer Asian women because of their looks. Namely their brown almond shaped eyes, long black silky hair and smooth porcelain-like skin. Qualities Melissa might not have.

porkchop
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Possibly, but I did not read through all of the posts.......No time for that my friend.

porkchop
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Ricky, now that is an intuitive well thought out response. Kind of like the way I like chicks with fake cans.

Q_instupid
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
who needs to look at the face when you're F'ing that tight A and big T's



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