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WoRMFACE
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
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damn, some of these are SO fucking true, actually, ALL of them are.. dam.. funny stuff.. yes yes.




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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:46 PM      
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the best one has to be the movie one. u cant just go 2 the movies (2 guys) and sit next 2 each other... classic!

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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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Why would two guys go to the movies alone together in the first place?


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WoRMFACE
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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If you and all your friends are movie buffs, and one works at the theatre.. its not that hard, nor gay.. but yeah, ill sit in the aisle before i sit next to any of em..




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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:55 PM      
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If its a bunch of guys sitting together, then I don't think its bad, but since guys hate it when they look even a little gay, I don't understand why only two guys would go together, alone.


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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:57 PM      
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Thou shalt never not try to hook up your buddy with a chick you know. Even if you really care about this chick and your friend is a horrible prick. (Not counting ex's and shit)

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WoRMFACE
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
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yeah well.. guys who worry about looking to gay proabbly have something to hide.. im all good and straight, and i know it. so.. i dont care what i look like..




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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
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I dunno, I went to Dungeons and Dragons with a friend of mine (male) and we sat next to each other. It was easier to comment on the movie every few minutes. And boy was there a lot to comment on. If you've seen it you know what I mean.
My favorite is the urinal rule. I find that if every other urinal is taken (as in theres one separating every two guys), its okay to take the first open one,... otherwise you'd be showing some preference for some guy over another,... which would make you gay. See sig quote.



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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:05 PM      
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quote:

im all good and straight, and i know it. so.. i dont care what i look like..


Homo.
Just kidding, I applaud you. Some guys are so caught up in not looking gay that they forget how to have fun.


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WoRMFACE
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
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yeh, who gives a fuck if i wear belly shirts and spandex.. i know im straight.. hehe.. im just kidding witht his one folks..




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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
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The urinal situation freaked me out a lot in 8th grade. I had to pee in a cup for my physical and when I went to the bathroom, the only urinals that were free were right next to ones being taken. So I parked myself on the side of all the urinals and peed in my cup. Its a good thing I had good aim or I would've peed all over the bathroom wall.



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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:13 PM      
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I've lived by what i call the "No Middle Urinal Rule" for a long time. If there are an odd number of urinals, you never ever ever go middle. Take for instance Bar 9. There are 3 urinals. I will only go on of the side ones... Even if there's nobody in there you dont go middle just in case someone else comes in. If the sides are taken, I'll go wait outside until whoever's in there leaves.


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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:14 PM      
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Barrel, TMI.


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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:16 PM      
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Hehe, sorry there Roger, I figured it was topical. :)



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ShavinBush
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:29 PM      
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Roger - I am glad I am not the only one whom thought it was gay for two guys to go to the movies together. They might as well have sat together and played Helmet Pinch the entire time!!

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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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What if you really want to see the movie, and can't get anyone else to go. If you know your not gay, who fuckin cares?



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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
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quote:

I've lived by what i call the "No Middle Urinal Rule" for a long time

I avoid that all together I use the stall.


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Roger
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
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quote:

Roger - I am glad I am not the only one whom thought it was gay for two guys to go to the movies together


Huge correction. I don't think its gay, guys think it looks gay. I personally don't care what men do with eachother. It's their perogative. And that's an incorrect use of "whom". Stop trying to sound smart. ;)


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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
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I dont see a big problem with two guys going to a movie together. It does however depend on the movie. If it's action or something cool, then fine, just dont hold hands or anything. But if you two are going to see Beaches or The Bridges of Madison County you might want to check your T-cell level.


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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:42 PM      
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Gotta agree with Tequila. And fuck that talking shit while peeing. When you are talking to another guy and both of you have your junk out, thats FUCKIN GAY!



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PhillyDave
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:49 PM      
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Never ask a guy if his 8 year old son ready for anal.

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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:53 PM      
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quote:

I aviod that all together I use the stall



I thought that's because you pissed sitting down.


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Roger
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
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HAHAHA! Froy got you there, Tequilla!


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Tequila
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 7:19 PM      
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Froy thats fucking funny.:)




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o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 7:51 PM      
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So Froy, if the two outside urinals are taken, you just stand there and watch until one frees up?????

Not comming to any conclusions or anything, just wondering thats all.


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