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| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 5:21 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01  | here's some of the sex terms that i found on the net: ARABIAN GOGGLES A seldom-seen manuever involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the balls in the gogglee's eye sockets. TOPEKA DESTROYER The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio (See also COLD LUNCH) OVEN STUFFED ROASTER The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind. (see also NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK) HIGH DIVE The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partner's hole, and in one motion jamming it home again. Best used in the CORN HOLE technique, but can be very dangerous. SHOP-VAC The act of making a chick inhale your hog from behind while you're "pulling the V". (see FRUIT BASKET, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS) TEA BAG The act of stuffing one's balls into the mouths of unsuspecting young girls to make them make "wamuphm" noise. SAMOAN PILE DRIVER A sexual position that occcurs when the woman's back and bed are perpindicular, but she is upside down (see also FLOAT VALVE). The practitioner of the PILE DRIVER stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "ABDAY ABDAY ABDAY, HA!" Repeat and Rinse. CLEVELAND STEAMER The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries. (see also HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK and PASADENA MUDSLIDE) HOT KARL The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her can. (see also CORN HOLE) HOT KARL CANDY CANE A variation of the above in which the man who is receiving the oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around. (See also SHOCKER) DIRTY SANCHEZ The act of fingering a chick's cornhole, and then wiping the deritus on her upper lip while banging her from behind, thus leaving a trail of shit moustached across her visage. GREEK The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your gal's eyes closed with your man seed. eg. "Hey guys, check it out, I just greeked her!" or "Sorry honey, but you asked for the greek salad". DUTCH OVEN Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing). DUTCH TREAT The unexpected result of a DUTCH OVEN gone terribly awry. Very messy. (see GAMBLING AND LOSING) BEEF CURTAIN The skanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour of jimmy-jam. (see also BEEF DRAPES or MEAT TARP) THE MOOSE The sign given to a friend in hiding while in doggie style behind some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky" (see also BULLWINKLE) THE NIXON A variation of the MOOSE in which you give two peace signs as your signal of dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling "I'm not a crook". This is considered very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modicum of decorum. GLAZED DONUT The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spoo-ing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut. (see also COP'S DELIGHT) HOT LUNCH The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a young girl's mouth. VEGETARIAN HOT LUNCH A variation of the HOT LUNCH in which the "diner" stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with waste product occurs (see DENTAL DAM) KENNEBUNKPORT SURPRISE The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while chewing box. PAYING THE RENT A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, while the man holds the balk of her calves and bangs ferociously. PASADENA MUDSLIDE The act of leaving a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blow job. (A close cousin to the CLEVELAND STEAMER) DAVY CROCKETT A sexual maneuver in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. DONKEY PUNCH When anal sex is happening doggy style. The person in the back (aka the "pitcher") , upon getting close to orgasm, loudly bellows out "Hee-Haw" in the manner of a donkey, and punches the receiver in the back of the head, hard enough to cause them to pass out. This causes all muscles to involuntarily clench up, making it nice and tight for the puncher. FROTHY WALRUS When a man is getting a blowjob. At the point of orgasm (assuming that the performer swallows) the blowee punches the blower in the stomach, causing the semen to shoot out their nose. If punching is too violent (but who are you kidding after you just did a donkey punch?) tell a very funny joke. RODEO Have your friends hide in the closets in a room. While they are hidden, bring your partner in, and begin having sex doggy style. Hold on to your partners shoulders, and yell "RODEO!!" At this point, your friends will all jump out of the closets, and your job is to prevent your lay from squirming away. CHILI DOG After removing penis from a particulalry excrement filled anus, rub it between a pair of tits. THE PHANTOM Doggy style again. Before ejaculating, pull out and spit on partners back in a manner which would convince them that ejaculation occured. When they turn around to face you, bust a nut on their face. | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 5:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | here's a link to a glossary of terms: http://www.foreplayprimer.com/Glossary/glossary.php?forumid=1 | ||||
| slickvic | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 5:47 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | Man oh man!!! Everthing i wanted to know but was afraid to ask! Some of those seem very harsh! oh my!  | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 6:20 PM | | |||
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| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Joey, was that really necessary? He seems to be doing good. BEST NEWBIE POST EVER!!! Welcome to the community. We have a fast learner on our hands.
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I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | * Edit * Topical, missed the first part of the show. Thanks Sean. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 8-2-01 @ 7:56 PM | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | oops. Sorry. Last time I question a mod... | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Alright, ewwwwwwwww is all i have to say, freakin disgusting  CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | gee...i was gonna make comment on it for you GrkQT, but i guess it just speaks for itself doesn't it? :) remembering everything you've said Your silence gets us nowhere Gets us nowhere way too fast | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:[am style joke]that is just wrong...to greek is anal[/am stlye joke] last time, the insects got me, but  | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Oh hey CLS i just found another sex term that Drusilla didnt list: TURKISH TESTICLE TEASE - the act of where a 18 year old Turkish boy keeps trying to get in the pants of a nice Greek girl, and fails miserably over and over and over and.... CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 8:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | never heard of that one, but this one i am familiar with: GREEK EGO FUCK - when a certain girl flatters herself into thinking guys are all about her, when unfortunately for said girl, that is not the case. remembering everything you've said Your silence gets us nowhere Gets us nowhere way too fast | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 8:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | well it looks like I hit a nerve...lol ;-) thats what i get for stating the obvious CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| F the S out of her A | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 9:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | For a newbie, that wasn't a bad post, but it was longer than ANYTHING I have posted here, and that's a lot. I thought Greek stuff involved the ass of either a hairy woman or a small boy. Turkish sex is basically "a hole's a hole," whether it's a sheep, small boy, tomato - whatever. Narrator: "I STILL can't think of anything." Tyler: "Flashback humor, how amusing." | ||||
| carmine | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 9:52 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | Yes it was a bit raw, but my wife and I laughed our (edit) butt's off... Adopted by Sloatsburg always expect the unexpected | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 10:49 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: LMMFAOCTTFSISADAIISFT   If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it Then spit it back in the faces of you racists and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 10:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | QT you tease you....LMMFAAO. Good thing there wasn't any Armenian sex acts there. I don't know if I could handle the rejection. ;-) o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Too funny Drusilla I found some of these once, I'll see if I can find anything different that what you have (PS - OAS - I think I just missed you at chat. I signed off as you blinked in? And by the time I got back you were leaving. Another time then ;))  Though dreams can be deceiving | ||||
| Alison Stern | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I must say I enjoyed the original post...but the reply from the 18 year old Turkish boy made me giggle like a school girl. | ||||
| I Rooned It | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:46 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Here's one that we made up on our rowing team: Motorboat: When you eating out a chick's peach or ballon knot and you take her thighs and asscheeks, squeeze your face with them, and blow real loud to make a motor-like vibrating noise. She loves the vibration feeling. You Give Me Head, It Makes it Worse. Take out Your Fucking Retainer, put it in Your Purse. ---Jello Biafra | ||||
| broadwaychris | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 12:05 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | PASEDENA MUDSLIDE ? Thats a screen name !!! I HATE THIS PLACE, NOTHING WORKS HERE.....é÷ñðéáøã äðã :Ãéøåãîå úåáøú úëøåò,âéøñ áøî :ïéæâî úëøåò Under the strict supervision of The Sloatsburgh Rabbinical Academy and Grill. | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 11:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Found them: consumptionjunction.com - 6/7/00 The Camel Clutch When she's lying on her stomach with you giving it to her from behind and you decide to emulate the Iron Sheik through his signature move, grabbing her underneath the chin and pulling straight back with both hands. The Rumpledforeskin When some girl makes you stop fucking her because she somehow realizes that you don't remember her name, causing you to go limp (like the fairy tale). One in the Fridge, One in the Freezer Another one that requires a partner, this simply refers to you and a buddy putting one in her pussy and another in her butt, and simultaneously trying to reach her uterus and large intestine. The Gobstopper When you're receiving a hand job and just as you're about to come, the girl decides to squeeze your unit with all of her might and cap you off with her thumb. The Beetle Clip You insert your thumb into the snatch and forefinger into the poopshoot and try your damndest to make them touch each other. The Six Pack When performing the above and you attempt to carry the girl around (similar to the way you would a six pack). The Fortune Cookie After you're done banging some chick, you slip the condom off as you pull out, leaving it in there for the next customer. The Ram Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall against her head should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity. The Triple Crown Any three of the above events performed upon the same person. The Hat Trick Any three of the above events performed over the course of a single evening. The Technical Knockout (TKO) Any three of the above events performed upon the same person over the course of a single evening. The Clean Sweep Any four of the above events performed upon the same person. The Grand Slam Any four of the above events performed over the course of a single evening. The Rape and Pillage Any four of the above events performed upon the same person over the course of a single evening. Sorry it is long.  I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation You're my kinda lover... This message was edited by heyladiladi on 8-3-01 @ 12:05 PM | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 11:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:But wait, there's more quote: Damn, I'm speechless  I can levitate birds. No one cares. | ||||
| Nuggetking | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 12:21 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: LOL... my version involves saying you have aids rather than having friends jump out. This way you really feel like you're riding a bull. --------------------  codebase="http://active.macromedia.com/flash2/cabs/swflash.cab#version=4,0,0,0" ID=Untitled WIDTH=195 HEIGHT=108> WIDTH=195 HEIGHT=108 TYPE="application/x-shockwave-flash" PLUGINSPAGE="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"> ...Adopted by Rone | ||||
| Voyer bus window licker | posted on 08-03-2001 @ 1:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | funny fucking shit man.. funny fucking shit Graduated from Brokenjaw's school for newbies ages ago E-Mail Me | ||||
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