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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: how r the sexists today? | ||||
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| krahzee | posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:21 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02  | Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead? A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | What do sex and a savings account have in common? Once you withdraw you lose interest.  | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Banana Love Cake Ingredients: 2 whole nuts, 1 large banana, 2 strong arms, 2 well shaped legs, 1 fur lined mixing bowl, 4 loving eyes. Mixing instructions: Look into eyes, part legs. Gently squeeze milk jugs. Continue until bowl is well greased. Add banana, top with nuts. Move in and out until cake is well creamed. Sigh with relief, let cool. Do not lick the bowl. If cake starts to rise, get out of town FAST! (c)tequila  Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Q: What's the difference between a beer and a woman? A: You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty. | ||||
| krahzee | posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Q. How many men does it take to open a beer? A. None. It should be open by the time she brings it. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They're both fun as long as your friends don't see you on 'em! This message was edited by Tequila on 3-22-02 @ 9:31 PM | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Q. Why can't women make deposits at the sperm bank? A. They can't keep their mouths shut long enough. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" This message was edited by barch97 on 3-22-02 @ 9:37 PM | ||||
| krahzee | posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:30 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Q. What's the difference between women and beer? A. Beer doesn't get jealous if you come home with another beer on your breath. | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A. The dog of course... at least he'll shut up after you let him in. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | What do Brooklyn and women in tight jeans have in common? Flatbush. What's the difference between a bucket of crap and a mother-in-law? The bucket! This message was edited by Tequila on 3-22-02 @ 9:34 PM | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Q. Why were shopping carts invented? A. To teach women to walk on their hind legs. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 12:47 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Q: How do you get your wife to cook dinner on time? A: You kill the bitch, chop off her head, arms, and legs. Then you pull out all her teeth, In case they find the head. Then you fill a bathtub with hydrochloric acid.......wait, what was the question again?  God loves you.It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. If you think about It, taking a shit Is really reverse butt-sex. | ||||
| trickseeee Complete fucking waste. | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 6:43 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | barch.........if u want 2 see my 38DDDs then u have got 2 know how 2 ask dear. u have 2 make me WANT 2 show them 2 u REAL women r like that.....u r used 2 the implant type and at the rate u r going u will never get a real woman keep trying barch if u really wanna seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kiss | ||||
| trickseeee Complete fucking waste. | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 6:45 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | and barch that banana love cake was cute.......... the rest of the jokes werent even phunnny....... sorry i went to bed so early i was very excited 2 watch the short program of the womans world championship ice skating.......... FABULOUS!! i know ur male egos r 2 inflated to appreciate the artistry and athletic talent of these women but 4 the man who does..........he gets 2 see my REAL lactating 38DDDs good day ya bumssssssssss , lol kiss P.S. wommens world championship finals r on tonight ABC, i think! | ||||
| trickseeee Complete fucking waste. | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 7:21 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | oh gosh..........i forgot 2 tell u one other thing, the highlight of the short program last night was peggy flemming and sarah hughes demomstrating on the ice how to do a lay back spin i but some of u sexists cant even stand like that much less spin that way, leaking nipples joke was the best BTW silera a woman with kids who is an amatuer lap dancer? probably is very submissve and only gives it from the heart any more questions guys? i am going to clean my house now not because some man is standing over me making me but because i like a clean house ur environment affects ur moods.........no wonder u sexist pigs r so DIRTY | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 7:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:600?  I have walked through many lives Some of them my own And I am not who I was Though some principle of being abides From which I struggle not to stray | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 9:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Oh, come on trix... don't make me beg I'll make it worth your while ;) btw... I see you've gotten the hang of the "reply" button. Lemme tell ya, that's a dramatic improvement over your previous style of starting a new topic each and every time you had something to say. There is, however, still room for improvement here. You may not be aware of this but it is customary to include all responses in a single post. For instance, you just posted two replies to statements of mine. You could have posted them together in a single reply. I'm not just being a pain in your ass here. There are valid reasons for this. There are also occasions where it is acceptable and/or necessary to post consecutive replies but the majority of your replies could have been avoided. I'm not really sure if this what is happening but a very common newbie mistake is to assume that, because there is a "reply" button included in each and every post, you need to use it to reply to each post. I think you've spent enough time on this board to realize that your reply just gets added to the end of the ever-growing thread of replies. It is not limited to the post you are responding to. I'd like to see you start using the next button: "Edit" just a little bit more frequently. Also, learning to use the "quote" feature makes conversations such as these MUCH easier to follow. If not directly quoting, continue to use the name of the board member you are directing your response to. Much like you have been doing. You might also want to visit the board's FAQ section. There is a link at the top of every page that will take you there. It is full of all sorts of helpful information that will very likely help to prevent you from being bitch slapped repeatedly. I'd really hate for any of your opinions to be misconstrued here because of your ignorance of board functions or etiquette. Thank you Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| trickseeee Complete fucking waste. | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 10:06 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | omg Barch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u make me feel like a naughty school girl who needs a spanking 4 flunking English grammar are u asking me 2 show my big round ass AS WELL as my 38DDDs? gosh u sure r ambitious and Barch, ur style has improved tremedously!!!! i LIKE it. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 11:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I get no respect (c)Rodney Dangerfield | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 3:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | It's racial... the man's gotta keep that latin spirit down :D and, trix... We gotta get together. You & me... we could do some things. I'm seein' some dirty sanchez action in your future honey ;) Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 6:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | my hatred of women come from mother, not from Opie and Anthony. I don't care if women are lesbians or bisexual or not. Let them do what they want to whether it's with a male, female or me. And if there was a radio show hosted by a woman like that, if you don't like it DON'T FUCKING LISTEN!!! Let people do what they want. Stupid twat.  "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." If you Criticize the Show- you're supporting terrorists. | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 6:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | quote: For the love of fucking god, shut the fuck up bitch! Either you get it or not!  - AIM:lentnyc | ||||
| YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 6:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01 | quote: I'm doing just fine you little cunt, thanks for asking. Now go shave your pits you dirty dyke.  | ||||
| trickseeee Complete fucking waste. | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 7:50 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | hey yellow discipline..........r u tawking 2 me? Jo mama is a dirty dyke, not me sweetheart. :) in the infamous words of lee ving.............. "dont bite so hard next time when i cum" LOL | ||||
| trickseeee Complete fucking waste. | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 7:53 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | ikea boy, when i am offended i will tell u if its on the radio or face 2 face i dont tolerate disrespect and i will mow it down every chance i get vrooom vrooooooooooooooooooooommmmm, Kiss :) | ||||
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