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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 8:01 PM      
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wait till you get to college and you get to deal with fresh off the boat chinese/japanese/russian etc. professors trying to explain calculus and physics. then you'll be in for a treat.


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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 8:11 PM      
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Lesson from the wise, don't take most of the stuff you read here seriously nor personally. Especially what I say, I for one took 2 years of holocaust and jewish history courses in school, 3/4's of my family died in europe during the war, and I am very proud of my jewish heratidge, but learn to make, take and understand jokes or atleast even if you find them in poor tatse just understand everyones opinion of funny, beautiful and interesting differs.

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posted on 01-12-2002 @ 12:41 AM      
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quote:

COME TO ME NOW GONZO!!!



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posted on 01-12-2002 @ 4:38 AM      
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wait till you get to college...
ROTMFGLMGDAO........ yeah... college... LMAO.... college.. LOL.... oh, that's a good one...



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posted on 01-12-2002 @ 10:22 AM      
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ROTMFGLMGDAO........ yeah... college... LMAO.... college.. LOL.... oh, that's a good one...



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donotkidme
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 5:47 PM      
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quote:

wait till you get to college and you get to deal with fresh off the boat chinese/japanese/russian etc. professors trying to explain calculus and physics. then you'll be in for a treat.



don't even get me started on that one. first semester of college, i had a korean bio lab instuctor that barely spoke english, oh boy!




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posted on 01-12-2002 @ 5:52 PM      
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donotkid...last semester i had a FOB Greek philosophy TA...couldn't understand a word the guy said. ended up skipping discussion all the time just to avoid the frustration of trying to get what he was talking about.

gotta love college lol


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Was I a fool to think that you'd take me home as if I was yours,
Was I a fool to think at all?
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posted on 01-12-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
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LMAO... this all just reminded me of Structures III with MR. Miagi... spent the first 3 weeks trying figure out what the F an "air squeek" was...



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This message was edited by barch97 on 1-12-02 @ 6:04 PM
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posted on 01-12-2002 @ 6:03 PM      
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I have had plenty of professors sound like the teacher from Charlie Brown...it sucks


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donotkidme
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 6:13 PM      
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i got a better one for you. try sitting in a hebrew language class with the teacher mumbling and only speaking in hebrew. that's an adventure




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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 3:35 PM      
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i got a better one for you. try sitting in a hebrew language class with the teacher mumbling and only speaking in hebrew. that's an adventure

i've avoided this thread cuz i thought it was ignorant, but i'll be nice. if you have any questions with the hebrew language, feel free to email or im me, you can get my info from the board. i speak hebrew better than i speak english. but try getting a dictionary, they usually come in helpful :)

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CriticsLoveSnatch
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
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i've avoided this thread cuz i thought it was ignorant, but i'll be nice. if you have any questions with the hebrew language, feel free to email or im me, you can get my info from the board. i speak hebrew better than i speak english. but try getting a dictionary, they usually come in helpful

after about 7 years of hebrew school in my youth i can pretty much read hebrew fine...the problem is i have NO clue what the hell i'm saying lol.


Was I a fool to think, the way you looked at me
I swear you did, but you looked away too quick
Was I a fool to think that you'd take me home as if I was yours,
Was I a fool to think at all?
donotkidme
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 6:51 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

but try getting a dictionary, they usually come in helpful



hey i can read, speak, and understand hebrew well. but when your teacher mumbles and sounds like the charlie brown teacher but in hebrew, ye that's no fun.




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Dan-O
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
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Ani lo m'daber ivrit!

and not only can I read Hebrew as if I knew what I was saying, I can learn a torah portion in a week flat, lol...
quote:

senorita twat: i've avoided this thread cuz i thought it was ignorant
I avoid this whole site because it's ignorant.

P.S. I think it's high time for a Jewish Hoochie Club around here...


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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:59 AM      
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P.S. I think it's high time for a Jewish Hoochie Club around here...



The Hoochie Loving Jew Crew still lives, but WBK has gone gay I think.




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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 7:41 AM      
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quote:

and not only can I read Hebrew as if I knew what I was saying, I can learn a torah portion in a week flat, lol...

Want to learn my torah portion for my aufruf?? I have a month to go and haven't started. :-( I should really start. BUT I WILL DAMN IT!! THIS WEEK!! hopefully.


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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 8:42 AM      
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Want to learn my torah portion for my aufruf?? I have a month to go and haven't started. :-( I should really start. BUT I WILL DAMN IT!! THIS WEEK!! hopefully.

well ron, mazel tov!!

donotkidme: if you don't understand your teacher and she/he asks you something, just say "ain li musag" and see what happens!!

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donotkidme
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 11:42 AM      
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quote:

Want to learn my torah portion for my aufruf??



MAZEL TOV!!!!

quote:

just say "ain li musag" and see what happens!!



hehe. class is over and done with, although i am taking another class, but we always pissed off the teacher with "ani iparon"





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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:39 PM      
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how 'bout "mutar li lalechet le sharutim?" it really went over big in high school!!

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donotkidme
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:40 PM      
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how 'bout "mutar li lalechet le sharutim?"



lmao. we never bothered to ask, we just left.
and then there were everyone's two favorite words to use
"chara" and "muzar"




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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:50 PM      
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here's one, it might not be too welcomed but it's worth the reaction, "lech lehizdayen"

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donotkidme
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:53 PM      
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"lech lehizdayen"



not really welcomed, hehe




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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:55 PM      
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it means go fuck youself, but it's really funnyto watch people's expresions when you say it!! i suppose it's no different than english :)

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donotkidme
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:58 PM      
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i knew what it meant, but i know someone used it high school once and it pissed off a rabbi prompting the kid to be suspended or something




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