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WOW_I'm_HUNG
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 9:19 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
A WRX is no good unless its on a rally course somewhere!!

Joey BigArms
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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Guess nobody wants to race me in my friends Talon for $$$. I am sure he will always be up for winning money if you want to race him lol.


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This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 6-3-02 @ 11:37 PM
PlasticMan
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 11:24 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
First of all, I don't think Subadu is even advertising their WRX's. I agree, Paul Hogan is a washed up never-was.

Second, my commute to work every day is essentially a paved rally course. I just think it'd be a kick in the ass to drive something with four wheels gripping, a short wheelbase, and a reasonable amount of juice. Of course, I'd rather do it in a Carerra, but I was talking about a car I could possibly afford.

Yahoo sucks.  Just picture a baby flipping you off here.
It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
barch97
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 12:18 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

I agree, Paul Hogan is a washed up never-was.
No, I don't think you do. If you truly agreed with me, you would NEVER even consider purchasing a subaru product EVER. Nor would you ever eat at out back steak house. I know he has nothing to do with outback but, it's a principle thing. Fuck the whole fucking continent. He rooned it for all of you australian fucktards.



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The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

Drusilla
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 1:24 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
rice burners suck. they are ugly & sound like shit.

as for me, i'm a fiend for big ass american trucks.


& if anyone wants to buy this for me, you are more than welcome to do so :





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we'll always have ben orr


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WOW_I'm_HUNG
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 2:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
Drusilla you fuckin rock man!! I always love to meet someone who hates ricers as much as I do. I love the big cars from the 70s like yours (Its in the 70's, right?) I am thinking of selling my mustang and restoring a 72 Torino or something.

-Dave

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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

I don't think you do.

You caught me. I love Paul Hogan. I thought Almost an Angel ranked up there with The Godfather. I would bear his children, if only this damed rectum of mine would function as a womb.

Yahoo sucks.  Just picture a baby flipping you off here.
It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
WOO HOO!!!

Teh barch wins again :-D



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

nukeallofthem
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
A big FU to people who hate tricked out import cars. Im sorry...you have a fucking FORD? I guess I'M beat (deep sarcasm)...even though my 4cylinder pumps out twice as much horse-power using half as much gas as that stinking, boring- looking, fucking gay-styled Ford Cobra of yours(as if its ANYTHING like an original Shelby Cobra anyhow). The truth is, people hate the fact that import modification nuts like me have enough money to put a $5000 stereo system, $3200 exhaust and intake, $1500 custom light kit on a car three times as technically advanced as what they probably paid twice as much for. And what really makes these fuckers jealous is the fact that people like me win money for our cars...when was the last time your piece of shit FORD made you $8000 at a car show? Not Likely. Fuck you all. Gay-ass white trash Mustang (with a COBRA NAMEPLATE) drivers. Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:E-Mail Me

eat it!
RottenVinny
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VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 6:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

4cylinder pumps out twice as much horse-power using half as much gas as that stinking, boring- looking, fucking gay-styled Ford Cobra of yours(as if its ANYTHING like an original Shelby Cobra


Dude, can you please fucking die a slow death. My dads 01 Cobra is rated at 320 horse power. The 03 Cobra has 390. So, Honda 4 bangers have 780 horse power? Dumbass fuck. And who cares how much gas you use? Faggot.

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 6:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

My dads 01 Cobra is rated at 320 horse power. The 03 Cobra has 390

I know many imports that would put those cars to shame.


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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 7:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Yeah, What about a blown keith black hemi running on nitro making a few thousand horses? No stupid fucking import can do that. Imports suck.

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 7:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Guess you have never been to an Import Rally at Englishtown have you? Should go there and read some import web sites so you speak intelligently about imports. Also go work on those cars for a while then you will get a sense on how fast Eclipse & Talon’s can run.


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krahzee
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 7:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Why would anyone brag about having a Ford? Everyone knows that they only make good trucks. Every single person I have ever known to own a Ford car has either replaced the the tranny or the head gasket at least once.

Knock imports all you want, but those cars will still be running long after you strip that Mustang for parts. As far as customizing them goes, you ever stop to think that people do that because they wanted to drop the money into something that will last? Demand dictates supply, and obviously enough people think that Hondas and other imports are better to customize than American muscle cars. That's why the companies make the aftermarket parts for them to begin with.

As far as my car goes, '95 16 Vaulve Hyundai Elantra 5spd loaded with 80k on it. I paid 3,800 for it two years ago, the car gets 30+ plus miles per gallon and I've had it up to 90 miles an hour without much effort. That's all with no modifications done to the engine, exaust, etc....

Don't piss all over import owners who prefer to spend thier money on thier car, instead of gas to even get it out of the driveway. The money I save in a few months from not having a muscle car is more than enough to put a kicking system in there. Plus I actually like to be able to drive my car in crappy weather without sliding all over the road.

RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 9:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
99.9% of import guys are retards. I was thinking about getting a si but, I'm saving for a Trans Am. There are some cool import guys out there who know their shit. But, when it gets down to the science of drag racing and auto cross fwd 4 bagers just dont make sence.
quote:

Knock imports all you want, but those cars will still be running long after you strip that Mustang for parts. As far as customizing them goes, you ever stop to think that peopl


I wonder when my 69 mustang should be stripped? Theres so many 35 year old American cars out there. Because they are built like tanks. I admit that japanese compacts are 100xs better then american compacts. But, you cant say that these little cars are better to tune or are better performance wise. The V-8 rwd platform is the best way to go if you want to go fast. If you want to buy a economy car and "hook it up" go ahead. Just dont say its faster.

krahzee
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 9:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

I wonder when my 69 mustang should be stripped? Theres so many 35 year old American cars out there. Because they are built like tanks. I admit that japanese compacts are 100xs better then american compacts.



Of course not every American car falls apart if it is babied. That said, have you done a restoration job on the '69 Mustang? Replaced anything major?(tranny, Engine, body work, ect...) Do you drive your '69 everyday, rain, sleet or snow?

If you take an American Sports car and drive it the same mileage everyday as an import, reguardless of weather it does have a tendancy to have problems first.

That said, most of these 35 year old American cars you refer to were either garaged and only driven occasionally in ideal weather, or they had major restoration work done to them through the years.

As far as speed goes? The only thing I said is that the car I have gets up to the 90's without much effort. I could give a fuck about going any faster than 100-110mph tops. I don't street race, and quite frankly hate fuckers who think it is a good idea. They wanna be stupid and drive a car that fast, let them take it to a track where the only idiots that they kill are themselves.



This message was edited by krahzee on 6-4-02 @ 10:01 PM
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 10:53 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

But, you cant say that these little cars are better to tune or are better performance wise. The V-8 rwd platform is the best way to go if you want to go fast

Ok sure that is why I have seen Talon & Eclipe's go 11's constantly in the quarter. The more extreme imports go in the high 9's and low 10's.

The bottom line, you can make any car go faster then the next if you want to put the money into it. But its a lot easier to make a Talon / Eclipse run in the 11's then a muscle car.


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WOW_I'm_HUNG
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:29 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
You know, all you fuckin import guys are the same. You all think your car is hot shit with the shopping cart wheels and your exhaust tips that make it sound like a 2 stroke remote control car engine. Not to mention the blacked-out headlights and windows. And the what the fuck is with the white tail-lights and green turn signals. Are you THAT gay?? There is nothing like the sound of a throaty cobra engine rolling down the street, those things sound mean. Your queer import civics and integras just sounds like a briggs and stratton cutting my fuckin grass!! Get a real car. Get some american horsepower, then you'll know what a real car is!

If you want an import to be worth something, strap a blade to it and come mow my fuckin lawn.

Imports Suck C,
Dave

WOW_I'm_HUNG
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:37 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
And by the way...I am attacking the owners of these plastic pieces of shit more than the cars themselves, even though I would rather fuck stalker Patty than drive one.

stiffy776
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
I have 2000 Dodge dakota R/T. I have more shit done to my truck then any of you stupid little kids. So fuck you and your little fart in a coke bottle piece of shit. I drive that truck on the Nice daysw and my other truck on days that sucks. 95 dakota with a 318 that will kick your ass and it has more miles on it then your mom. BTW how do you know how much horse power you are running?? I say that b/c It is harder then hell to get your car dyno tested and for all you kids dyno is not just your engine it is also your chassis. DYNO is big bucks. So I think when you say....
quote:

I guess I'M beat (deep sarcasm)...even though my 4cylinder pumps out twice as much horse-power using half as much gas as that stinking, boring- looking, fucking gay-styled Ford Cobra of yours(as if its ANYTHING like an original Shelby Cobra anyhow). The truth is, people hate the fact that import modification nuts like me have enough money to put a $5000 stereo system, $3200 exhaust and intake, $1500 custom light kit on a car three times as technically advanced as what they probably paid twice as much for.

Ok 1) I don't like Ford but Cobras are kick ass. 2) I call bull shit on your 3200 Exhaust and intake. (what is it a ferrari??) 3) Why are you running your mouth??? Cobra let alone Shelby Are one of the besr cars in the world.
quote:

As far as my car goes, '95 16 Vaulve Hyundai Elantra 5spd loaded with 80k on it. I paid 3,800 for it two years ago, the car gets 30+ plus miles per gallon and I've had it up to 90 miles an hour without much effort. That's all with no modifications done to the engine, exaust, etc....



Don't get a speeding ticket in the bad ass.
quote:

Yeah, What about a blown keith black hemi running on nitro making a few thousand horses? No stupid fucking import can do that. Imports suck

Smart man very smart :)
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But, you cant say that these little cars are better to tune or are better performance wise. The V-8 rwd platform is the best way to go if you want to go fast
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Ok sure that is why I have seen Talon & Eclipe's go 11's constantly in the quarter. The more extreme imports go in the high 9's and low 10's.

The bottom line, you can make any car go faster then the next if you want to put the money into it. But its a lot easier to make a Talon / Eclipse run in the 11's then a muscle car.



Where did you get that?? Your friend??
quote:

You know, all you fuckin import guys are the same. You all think your car is hot shit with the shopping cart wheels and your exhaust tips that make it sound like a 2 stroke remote control car engine. Not to mention the blacked-out headlights and windows. And the what the fuck is with the white tail-lights and green turn signals. Are you THAT gay?? There is nothing like the sound of a throaty cobra engine rolling down the street, those things sound mean. Your queer import civics and integras just sounds like a briggs and stratton cutting my fuckin grass!! Get a real car. Get some american horsepower, then you'll know what a real car is!

If you want an import to be worth something, strap a blade to it and come mow my fuckin lawn.

Imports Suck C,
Dave




You sir are very good. Damn little craps driving around lawmowers. :mad: :mad: :mad:
quote:

rice burners suck. they are ugly & sound like shit.

as for me, i'm a fiend for big ass american trucks.


& if anyone wants to buy this for me, you are more than welcome to do so

You know what it is about. Trucks will run over your little shit so get out of the way. I think i am done making all you little boys look like stupid asses. Before you run your mouth learn. 67 Firebird is also very nice. :-D

Have a happy day!
Joey BigArms
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 10:45 AM      
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Aaahh horsepower is horsepower, no matter if it’s an American car or an Import. Until your car is constantly pulling low 11’s in the quarter, its not consider fast in my book.


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mikehern
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 10:54 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

Fuck the whole fucking continent.



Does this mean I shouldn't watch Australian rules football on ESPN?





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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

95 dakota with a 318 that will kick your ass and it has more miles on it then your mom. BTW how do


Are you kidding? If you know anything about cars you know that 318 was the krappiest V-8 Mopar ever made. :rolleyes:
quote:

Aaahh horsepower is horsepower, no matter if it’s an American car or an Import. Until your car is constantly pulling low 11’s in the quarter, its not consider fast in my book.

Its pretty obvious that you also have no idea what you are saying. I can get into details. But, I think I would rather stick a knife in my eye. ;)

stiffy776
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 4:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
I forgot to add this yesterday. Why do they call it a POWER TOUR??? Oh yeah that's right it is b/c it is US power. FUCK rice burners.
quote:

Are you kidding? If you know anything about cars you know that 318 was the krappiest V-8 Mopar ever made.


Ok whatever.

Have a happy day!

This message was edited by stiffy776 on 6-5-02 @ 4:58 PM
Paper Boy
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
i don't see why you people would spend so much money to go fast in a straight line. if you really want the most bang for your buck just get a bike. a honda f41 will do the quarter in the mid 11's and a gsxr will run the quarter in the high 9's. do you know how much money you would need to throw into a car to get it to go that fast, me either but i'm sure it's alot.



and barch, the outback rules!!!

:-D




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