Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to Fruity Tricked-Out Imports |
krahzee
| posted on 06-05-2002 @ 9:39 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02
| stiffy776 said:
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As far as my car goes, '95 16 Vaulve Hyundai Elantra 5spd loaded with 80k on it. I paid 3,800 for it two years ago, the car gets 30+ plus miles per gallon and I've had it up to 90 miles an hour without much effort. That's all with no modifications done to the engine, exaust, etc....
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Don't get a speeding ticket in the bad ass.
Stiffy, I really don't give a shit about having a fast car as long as it has decent pickup, is comfortable to drive, gets good gas mileage, and is reliable. Mine has all four.
My whole point was that I have a car that can easily hit the 90mph range without trying to hard. Any faster is just retarded on most roads. I have seen too many people I grew up with seriously get fucked up/die driving too fast.
As far as trucks go, I never once said shit about them. I've driven a ton of commercial trucks in one of my past jobs (including Ford powerstroke diesels, Mitsubishi Fuso's, Chevy extended cab pickups, ect...) and they are good for what they are supposed to do. Haul heavy items, and big shit that won't fit in a car.
Good for you if you have a truck that eats up a shitload of gas every time you go to get a six pack. I spend, on average, less than $40 a month on gas. The same amount some of my buddies with SUVs and trucks spend in less than two weeks.
I prefer to spend my money when I get to the bar, not on the way to it. Hey, to each thier own.
:-D
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RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 06-05-2002 @ 11:13 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| US:Stickers for contingency
THEM:Stickers for extra horsepower
US:Keeping a low profile and letting the E.T's tell the story
THEM:Hoping the stupid body kit will distract everyone from the timeslip
US:Sideways into third gear
THEM:Sideways to avoid high-centering on a speedbump
US:Tall spinde conversions for better camber gain and tire wear
THEM:Lowering 3 inches and ruining tires with 4 degrees of negative camber
US:600 hp on 92 octane pump gas
THEM: 300 hp on 3-dollars a gallon 100 octane rice gas
US:Swapping stock 14 inch wheels for 17s to clear trick brakes and suspension
THEM:Swapping stock wheels for 20s despite stock brakes and suspension
US:Boost gauge on a blown car, nitrous gauge on a squeezed car
THEM:Both gauges on a normally aspirated car
US:500ft-lb torque at 3500rpm
THEM:50ft-lb torque at 35,000 rpm
US:headers and 3 inch exhaust
THEM:stock peashooter exhaust with a 5 inch tip
US:600hp makes for an earth shaking street car
THEM:600 watts per channel makes for an ear shattering street car
US:buying an aftermarket shifter for shorter throws
THEM:buying an after-market shifter for the pretty little light
US:Composite parts for light weight and aerodynamics
THEM:Composite Veneer dash trim and gauges
US:Upgrading to a 9-inch because you keep breaking stock rears
THEM:Realizing you built motor wil keep breaking half-shafts forever
US:Functional air ducts to cool the big block
THEM:Six different "cosmetic" air dams in random locations
US:Polishing tail light lenses to bring out the color
THEM:Installing clear tail lights to bait cops
US:Cruising and burnout contests at car shows
THEM:Rear wing and stereo competitions at car shows
US:"Old-tech" pushrod bogblocks pushing quadruple digit hp numbers
THEM:"state-of-the-art" DOHC VTECs pushing triple digit hp numbers
US:Race-class lettering on the rear window
THEM:Japanese Honda lettering on the rear window of a Nissan
US:Tach mounted on the dash, in the drivers line of sight with the tree
THEM:Six tachs mounted in every line of sight the driver could have
US:Nitrous Oxide
THEM:NAWWWS!!!!!!!!
US:Installing a 12 point cage after breaking into the 11s
THEM:Installing a 12 point cage for more places to mount useless gauges
US:Feeling the car shake froma lumpy cam
THEM:Feeling the car shake from booming bass
US:Comfy stock bucket seats in a 9 second street car
THEM:Back-breaking fiberglass racing buckets in a 17 minute street car
US:Leaving on the third amber light at the strip
THEM:blowing throught red lights on the street
US:Installing subframe connectors to stiffen the chassis
THEM:Connecting the subframes with neon lights
US:Showing off a 500hp Dyno sheet
THEM:Boasting that their 150hp 4 pinger makes more hp per liter
US:Doing a short burnout to warm up the tires before a pass
THEM:Weaving from side to side cause NASCAR racers do it
US:Throttle steer
THEM:Torque Steer
US:Annoyued by the blind spot caused by the blower popping up from the hood
THEM:Annoyed by the blind spots caused by the limo tinted windows, triple deck rear wing, and the HONDA sticker that takes up 3 quarters fo the windshield
US:Staging on the front tires
THEM:No clue because their body kit touches the ground all the way around the car!!!!!!!!
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RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 06-05-2002 @ 11:13 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
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crx girl Newbie!
vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
| posted on 06-06-2002 @ 7:12 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| i like my car :(
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com |
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PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist | posted on 06-06-2002 @ 7:14 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02
| Thank you Vinny.
It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
This message was edited by PlasticMan on 6-11-02 @ 10:49 AM |
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Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head! | posted on 06-06-2002 @ 7:16 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01
| nice vinny, nice.
crx - your car doesn't count. we are talking about tricked out rice burners, not ones held together by duct tape.
}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{
NO, I DID NOT TAKE SUB TO SIX FLAGS!!!!
JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
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Kid Icarus
| posted on 06-07-2002 @ 1:14 AM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 02
| I hate the fuckers with blacklights on the bottom of their car. How gay is that shit? Wow you can make the street glow, congrats.
I also love watching them go over speed bumps, the scraps are music to my ears.
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crx girl Newbie!
vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
| posted on 06-11-2002 @ 4:22 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
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crx - your car doesn't count. we are talking about tricked out rice burners, not ones held together by duct tape.
rip 1987-2002 :(
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com |
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Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head! | posted on 06-13-2002 @ 6:42 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01
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}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{
we'll always have ben orr
NO, I DID NOT TAKE SUB TO SIX FLAGS!!!!
JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
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firebird350cid
| posted on 06-15-2002 @ 11:42 AM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 02
| AMEN BROTHER!I CAN'T STAND THOSE FAGGY LITTLE QUEER CARS. I GET A KICK OUT OF THESE FAGS WHO THINK THEIR LITTLE DODGE NEON IS GOING TO GIVE MY FORMULA 350 BIRD A RUN. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE! THE FUNNIEST PART IS WHEN THEY GET THE FRONT TIRES TO SPIN AND THEY THINK THEY'VE DONE SOMETHING AMAZING. YEAH WE USED TO PULL THE HAND BRAKE ON MY FRIENDS ESCORT GT AND SMOKE THE FRONT TIRES. NO SHOW THERE.
WE TELL THEM TO GO HOME AND READ THEIR HARRY POTTER BOOK OF THE MONTH AND COME BACK WHEN THEY CAN MAKE THAT THING FLY THREW THE AIR.
GO HOME FAGGOT IMPORT CAR TRICKERS!!!!!!
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freedom for all |
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RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 06-15-2002 @ 1:51 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| Dude, what year formula do you have?
I'm assuming a third gen. If it is, those cars suck. Car craft has a Formula project car that they call the "Fire Turd" They cant keep a fender ahead of a new Altima. More ignorant Domestic morons. :rolleyes:
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HyBriD
FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 06-15-2002 @ 2:11 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01
| vinny, if you made that list yourself, nice job man. you finally did something worth reading. if not, you're still a douche.
I will defy you
The evil from above
Open my mind
Let you in
I will not forgive the sins you made
You took her life from me.
From Autumn to Ashes - Eulogy For An Angel
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WOW_I'm_HUNG
| posted on 06-15-2002 @ 9:17 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: May. 02
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They cant keep a fender ahead of a new Altima.
Dude...don't talk about an Altima. MAYBE it can beat the "fire turd", but its still a rice burner, so go away.
This message was edited by WOW_I'm_HUNG on 6-15-02 @ 9:26 PM |
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RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 06-15-2002 @ 9:19 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| Did I say I own Nissan Altima? No, you dumb fuck. I was making a comparison. Shut your fucking pie hole because your bullshit makes domestic guys look bad. I bet you do smokey burnouts blasting RATT. :rolleyes:
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WOW_I'm_HUNG
| posted on 06-15-2002 @ 9:23 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: May. 02
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Shut your fucking pie hole because your bullshit makes domestic guys look bad.
Go suck a dick you sensitive queer.
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RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 06-15-2002 @ 9:27 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| Dannnnnnngit! I gots me a 69' Chevelle with a tree-fifty and cherry bomb mufflers so I'm faster then dem darn Jap-0-nese cars there.
Get a decent car before you open your mouth. :rolleyes:
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WOW_I'm_HUNG
| posted on 06-15-2002 @ 9:32 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: May. 02
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Get a decent car before you open your mouth.
*Sigh* OK where do I begin...
Should I talk about my Cobra with the engine i built myself that could run circles around whatever the hell you have? Or should I talk about my NASCAR Late Model oval track car that has beaten all the guys twice my age. Oh yeah the late model..600HP :)
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RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 06-15-2002 @ 9:46 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| I'm not a retard I read your earlier post where you mentioned your cars. I'm talking about the moron with the tuned port shit box. Anyway why did you get involved with this argument? :confused: I never said ANYTHING
to you. Mabey, you just wanted to mention that you built your cobras engine one more time. :rolleyes:
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WOW_I'm_HUNG
| posted on 06-15-2002 @ 9:53 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: May. 02
| Why don't you specify who you are talking to then...you dumbshit. I can't read your freakin mind!
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RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 06-15-2002 @ 9:58 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| You confused me. I insulted formula and you made your igonorant comment. And to be honest you threw me for a loop. So, you have all these great domestic cars but, as soon as I mentioned a Altima you had to cry rice. :rolleyes: That just shows what a dumbass you are.
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its still a rice burner, so go away.
Yeah, its a rice burner but it could beat the all mighty "350" :rolleyes:
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WOW_I'm_HUNG
| posted on 06-15-2002 @ 10:04 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: May. 02
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That just shows what a dumbass you are.
Hey...you talk about a ricer, you get harassed. Especially when you say something about it beating an american car. Sorry buddy, thats how it is. :-p
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RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 06-15-2002 @ 10:20 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| No, because some* domestic guys think their hot shit. I dont care if your car has loud exhuast and a three fifty. Their have been some real domestic Dogs made(tpis included) Cars like civics are increadibly slow(I just drove one) But, compared to new japanese compacts, cars like the f-bodies form the 80s just cant keep up. If you own a late model f-body and you see a Honda get ready to hand him his ass but, if you own a Tuned port f-bod or 318 pick up get ready to ask your self if why your spending so much on gas on your mighty V-8.
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LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.
Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!
JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer | posted on 06-15-2002 @ 10:27 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01
| Race Shmace.....I'll just run yous all over with my new Lexus LX470. :-p
I'd take any import ANY day over an American-made vehicle.
::awaits RottenVinney's accusation of being a soccer mom::
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WOW_I'm_HUNG
| posted on 06-15-2002 @ 10:34 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: May. 02
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Race Shmace.....I'll just run yous all over with my new Lexus LX470.
These people will not learn.
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LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.
Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!
JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer | posted on 06-15-2002 @ 10:36 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01
| Hmmmm....ok...you are a student.....ok....
Hmmmmmmm......
What is your history with cars? How long have you been driving and what have you owned, Mr. Wow_You're_Hung?
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