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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FUCK SHEAKSPEARE | ||||
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| Giraffe Raper | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 8:30 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01  | I wanna send a big, huge, MASSIVE fuck you out to sheakspere who by writing the motherfucking play Julius Caeser made me fail english. sheakspere i dont give a fuck what anybody says your plays suck dick, i would sooner wipe my ass with your stories then read em "WHATS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS" | ||||
| white shorts | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 8:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | here we go again... | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 8:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | First off, who the hell is sheakspeare? E-Mail Me LIKE SCHOOL IN SUMMERTIME | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | you really shoud have payed attention to Shakespeare. He is a great author. You should blame yourself not a man who has been dead for about a million years | ||||
| Giraffe Raper | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:13 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: lol "WHATS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS" | ||||
| white shorts | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | not to sound like a teacher or anything, but i don't think shakespeare made you fail english. you made you fail english. | ||||
| Giraffe Raper | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | oh sheakspeare did "he doth bestride the world as a collosus" and "antony tis but a limb of caeser" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN "WHATS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS" | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | well, while i'm sure shakespeare's corpse would enjoy your little prick, i don't think it's his fault you failed english. sorry, but he actually has managed to write works that apply to humanity regardless of time or place and if you are too stupid or (and i suspect this is the case) too lazy to take the time to understand a slight change in the language, then you deserve your pathetic little f. mind you, i'm not unkind, if you care to improve your mind, feel free to contact me, i have an english minor and can tutor you in these matters.  It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious!!! -- FNM An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo crxgirl@opieanthony.co | ||||
| Giraffe Raper | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | and tequilla you might wanna brush up on your history "a million" years, i dont even think things had spines yet a million years ago "WHATS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS" | ||||
| Giraffe Raper | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:35 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | look you piece of shit, I'm in advanced placement english, i just hate sheakspeare. I'm more of a mark twain and jon steinbeck person, writers that can actually write how people talk. not in iambic pentamiter which they didnt talk like in london, and definitly didnt talk like that back in 44 BC rome. So in the words of kid rock "FUCK OFF" "WHATS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS" | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Actually things had spines well before a million years ago but thats not important in this thread. Peronally I think Shakespeare is one of the best writers in history but thats my opinion. Your entitled to one too. But you won't get many people agreeing with you when you say...quote: E-Mail Me LIKE SCHOOL IN SUMMERTIME | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Ever hear of Cliff Notes? I remember when I read my first play of his, and the Old English confused me, I got the Cliff Notes and read them to help summarize what I read. Seriously speaking, he is not the one who made you fail...you are. You might not be a big fan of his, but realize that there must be something special about his works if they have lasted so long...if you look further into his stories, you will see how truly timeless they are.  | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | actually, i'm gonna bet "things" did have spines a million years ago, although you're right, shakespeare lived a mear 500ish years ago It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious!!! -- FNM An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo crxgirl@opieanthony.co | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: well, mr smartaypants, i hope that wasn't directed at me, because i too was in ap english, for a good couple of years, and like a crazy person, i went on to study it in college. and ya know what, i can't stand to read a hemmingway novel, but i'm sure he's well liked, no need to fuckim. in some eyes he too is genius, just not to my liking, now, shakespeare, i like, and well, i offered my services already, my email's below, stop pissing people off :) oh, and just incidentally, he wrote in more than iambic pentameter, and i was born about 30 miles north of london, so if you wanna talk about how they speak, just gimme a call :) It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious!!! -- FNM An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo crxgirl@opieanthony.co This message was edited by crx girl on 3-22-01 @ 10:03 PM | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 10:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey Giraffe Raper: Mellow the fuck out! I could hit you with the standard "there's already an FU to Shakespeare thread" line, but that wouldn't mean anything to you because you are angry. So, just take a deep breath and accept the fact that you can't cut it when it comes to Iambic Pentameter. Carry on.  Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! This message was edited by Buttmunch on 3-22-01 @ 11:40 PM | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: With that kind of attitude and spelling skill, I don't think you'll be in AP English for long. Try reading into it a little, the meaning of both of those lines is fairly obvious. Try to use less Kid Rock and more Steinbeck, and maybe someday you will realize the value of The Bard. Until then...  ps: CRX, please tell me that you will be at the pool tourney-I'd love to chat with a fellow English minor!  AIM:isdononthephone This message was edited by Is Don on the phone? on 3-22-01 @ 11:37 PM | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 12:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHAAAHAAHAHAHHHAH... Dude, you're in AP English but you FAILED. Obvoiusly, you didn't belong there.
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 12:20 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: how about using your fuckin brain? you're in AP english and i like girls my own age...we both know that's bullshit. It's poetry and if you looked up the word collosus and if you put some thought into it makes perfect sense. That is the problem with people today no one wants to put forth any effort. They want things laid out for them with the answers already there. Steinbeck i read steinbeck in junior high please. If you don't open up your mind to things how do you expect to get through life? If you only do what you want then you will never get far in this world.  Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 10:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Rookie beat me to this but I have to comment. If you're in AP english, 1 - Why can't you spell? 2 - I read Julius Ceasar in Junior High School. It's the simplest of his works to understand and read. If you can't handle this, how the fuck did you get into advanced placement? It's ponderous that you like Steinbeck and Twain but have trouble with Shakespeare. I would question the truth about your placement or the intelligence of the school system to think you belong there.  Contact me if you want to be adopted. I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'. 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 011110001100110000001100000000110000111000011 010001001100110000001100000001001000111100011 010000101100110000001100000010000100110110011 010000101100110000001100000010000100110011011 010001001100111111001111110001001000110001111 011110001100111111001111110000110000110000111 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 1:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | i bite my thumb at you, tool ---Sig Pic Unavailable Because Geocities & Tripod Are Worse Than AIDS--- | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 2:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | et tu f'tard? 300 posts and i still have no fucking clue | ||||
| EAFofNY | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 3:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | NEW MATH: 300 years = a million years Works for me. Still "just lurking" | ||||
| Giraffe Raper | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 4:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | ok you dildos why dont you suck my dick, and i wasnt a wear the i cont spel and me to tupid to now dat colosus mean a big thingy. so phuk yurselfs u mutherfockers. and i bet none of you dumb fucks even knows what "antony is but a limb of caeser" piece of shit "WHATS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS" | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 4:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: jackass this is the first shakespeare play that anyone reads...and just in case you were wondering it means that antony is just a puppet that caesar is controlling you're stupidity amazes even me  "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" My Adopted Mini-Critic is PLAYMATE01 Graduates of the CLS school for newbies: Sgt. Krusty | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 4:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote:  To be adopted by me, e-mail me at robert_rhoffm@yahoo.com IM only possible at night. Need to e-mail me first. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison Adopted: EvilNav Still Room for one more. | ||||
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