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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Your Mom's Box (Bad Surgery/ Injury Stories) | ||||
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| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 5:53 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | Tomorrow morning I'm going in for a "procedure" and I'm no where comfortable with this. The last time I had an operation I had an asthma attack, choked on the resperator, and I "Died"(stopped breathing and had no pulse) for about 45 seconds. So what is everyone else's Injury or Surgery horror stories. Let's see who has the worst luck around here.  Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M. If you need to be adopted,E-Mail Me | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 6:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: wouldent that be you, Mr "Unlucky Guy" ? Good luck with your surgery  Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! Newbies No mas once again. If you are interested in being adopted AIM. OAbrokenjaw or e-mail Ovaherenow@aol.com | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 6:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Dateline 1991: Football practice at college, I was a walk on therefore my sole purpose was to get pounded. At the time I was going 280 lbs. At the end of the play, I wound up at the bottom of a pile with this strange pain in the area of my right knee. As the pile cleared I looked down to see that my fibula was protruding from the back of my leg. It seems that both of the bones in my lower leg had dislocated and that my pesky fibula had decided that it wanted some air. There was not an actual break in the bones, just torn ligaments and a big old hole in my leg. I refused to go under for surgery, not because of some tough guy attitude, quite the opposite, I was scared as hell at the thought of being taken to the verge of death for the operation. Since I actually was not in that much pain (was a shock reflex, really wasn't feeling anything at the time) the doc's went along and used locals. Surgeon was a smartass who thought it was cute that they didn't have to actually "cut" me since there was already a hole. :) Time has since healed the knee for the most part, there really isn't a scar except for a discoloration that came with the skin graft to the back of the leg.  School's out, shouldn't you have a job? The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 6:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | "Im not really a doctor, but i spent the night in a Holiday Inn last night." I subsequently passed out. Now THAT is a good anastesialogist. (sp?)
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| Cluster F | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 6:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | well, it probably wont be the worst story on this thread, but last week i got into a car crash in my friend's car (i was the passanger) and got 2 deep cuts on my right cheek and the corner of my right eye...which combined needed 30 stiches to fix. I still have those damn stiches in me. The cuts went through every layer of skin down to my fatty tissue of my face. But, it couldve been worse, an inch to the left and my right eye would be gone. Probably my worst injury ever, but it couldve been worse. Good luck to you Hospitaliano tomorrow. | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 6:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Let me just correct the gook, dink, slope, fucking chink, rickshaw driving, sushi eating, sake drinking, zipperhead bastard: "I haven't done surgery in a while, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night." Stick to math you nip, jap, yellow, whale-killing bastard. Go kill your female young, you PRC prick!  | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 6:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Hosp, that isn't a penis enlargement, is it? G'luck, bro. My only advice: make sure you get the best anestesiologist money can buy. Remember, putting them under is easy: it's bringing 'em back that's tricky! Best wishes, and get well soon!  AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 6:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Memories...... in the corner of my mind......
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| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 8:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hmmmmm well my 2 stories are stupid injury stories, basically we are going to play alittle game called "Lets Laugh at how much of a Klutz Grk can be" First story: It was 1st period in 8th grade, we were in home ec, and we had to sew our own stuffed animals as like our big project for the year. I remember mine it was a stuffed cow jumping over a moon. Any who I am using the sewing machine, mind you its 1st period so i am still half asleep, and I go to fix the thread in the needle of the machine, and i step on the foot pedal by accident. Well the needle goes straight through the tip of my index finger, basically going through the bottom up through the nail. Not only that but it broke in half and got stuck in my finger....my home ec teacher faints, I run to the nurse, who tells me she can't do anything so the freakin assistant principal had to drive me to the ER. Doogie Howser removed the needle and I was back in school 4 periods later... Spastic Action Number 2: Summer before my junior year in high school, im sitting at the kitchen table with my mom and her friends, and i am sitting with my left leg tucked under my body. Well the left leg falls asleep, I go to walk on it to get the feeling back and when i go to take a step the top part of my foot that faces the ceiling when you walk, hits the floor first. I heard the loudest crack I ever heard in my life and passed out. Woke up in the emergency room to doctors and nurses laughing about how it happened. Ha f-ing Ha. I have other stories but I think I will get enough abuse from these two for the night  CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| Jennitalia | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 8:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | good luck, Hosp. I hope your "procedure" goes well. i had one emergency room experience in college. we were coming home on the bus from downtown, all drunk (shocker) and some guy was picking on my farmer friend. so tough girl that i think i am, i get off at his stop after he called me a cunt or something, and i punched him. he was also at least a foot taller than i was, but i ended up dislocating my shoulder, and had to go to the hospital and get it checked out. another emergency room story, that i know i've shared before, but it's so funny it's worth repeating: one of my housemates in college had sex with her boyfriend one night. they were both really wasted, and she was ragging it. and somehow she forgot to take out her tampon.. so the next morning she's trying to remember if she took it out or not, and couldnt find it. we ended up taking her to the emergency room later that night (after it's been in her for at least 18 hours, and it took the doctors 45 minutes to find it and get it out of her  | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 9:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Good luck Hosp. It's never any fun. Only experiance with surgery is when I broke my wrist my freshman year of highschool. I took my best friends brother's skateboard and was skating away, with no shoes on, we had just gotten out of the pool...I lost my shoes.....haha. But he had a better plan. Why not throw my sneaker at him...of course I evade the oncoming misssile but fail to realize how close this stationwagon is...Ooops! Upon trying to get up I realize I have 2 more elbows in my left wrist. I thinked I laughed for a second them ran into the house, screaming for my dad. I look back and laugh all the time. The worst part was they couldn't put me under because of that whole eating 24 hours before surgery thing. So I stay in the hospital all night, next to a motorcycle victim that I played soccer with when I was 12. What a coinky dink. Anyway as I was saying the worst part was that they had to rebreak my arm becuase it started to heal over night. All I remeber is waking up with plaster all over my face and chest. And a topper was after the surgery they gave me some ice cream to eat....which I was later told is the wrong food to eat after coming out from under....I was being wheeled out by my father in a wheelchair and had to run into a ladies room to hurl. Luckily or unluckily there were no women present. Geesh, I remember it like it was yesterday. How fun it was.  | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 9:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | About three weeks ago I had a pain in my gut. Over the next two days it got worse and worse. I spent Wendsday night throwing up, screaming in pain. I did'nt sleep at all. The at around 11:00am thursday I decided it was time to go to the doctor. I got there and I was throwing up in the parking lot. Soon as the doctor saw me she said" Take him to the er now!" I get there and expect them to help me right away. Instead I sat around for 20 minutes. then they get me into a room. 1 hour later a nurse comes in and takes a piss sample. 1 hour later a nurse comes and takes me to get x-rays. Then 30 minutes later a nurse tells my mom they are beeping the doctor. He shows up a hour later. He looks at me, pokes my gut. I scream. He says we have to operate now. So, next thing you know I 'm being straped down and Inhaling gas. I could'nt eat for 3 days. I hade to get a fucking needle every 3 hours(even at night) After 5 days of watching Ricki Lake Im out of the hospital. The doctor said my intestons were black and rotten. That had to be the worst shit I have had to go thru.My gut still hurts like hell. My advice is hope you get a hot nurse and ask for the most drugs as possible. -Vinny | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 11:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | Well the only surgery I had to get was to repair a broken left pinky finger in a biking accident two years ago. It was bent and broken to the left 90 degrees! At first I saw it and said nothing. Then I started to scream in pain. I went to the ER and they had to inject something to numb it down so they could put it back into place. Luckily it took me only 2-3 for it to heal. The doctors said it was 2-3 months! Ha! Good luck with the surgery hosp!  --Lent, the poster formerly known as Rowelentless-- LET'S GO RED STORM! | ||||
| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 08-17-2001 @ 8:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | hey hosp, wasting no time posting?? after a busy night at hooters, hospitaliano runs home, not to prepare for his surgery, but to start a thread?? ponderous, f'ing ponderous. but really hosp, your mom's box!! i'll talk to you later today, cuz you'll be fine!! METS IN 2002!! thanks FN MORON...you know why | ||||
| jumper | posted on 08-17-2001 @ 12:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | wishing you the best. speak to you soon. Thanks to Austin for the sig. | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 08-17-2001 @ 1:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Dude, that is just wrong. WTF happened? Just thinking about that makes me queasy.  It's just "I love you" can mean a lot of things, like "You'll do till someone better comes along", or "I can't describe how I really feel but I know I'm supposed to say this", or "Shut up, I'm watchin' TV"...  Adopted Dukey77777 on 8/13/01. Let me know if he pisses in your wheaties. | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 08-17-2001 @ 2:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | hope all went well hosp... talk 2 u soon E-Mail = E-Mail Me AIM = OABaLLooNNoT | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 08-17-2001 @ 11:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | This is sick but, here I go. What happened is in my large inteston some ahhh... shit got stuck in my appendix. Shit is poision so, it started to rott my intestons. Then my intestons burst open. The shit went into my blood stream and was basicly killing me. So they cut me open took out the rotten part, reconnected my intestons. But,since my blood was poisioned I had a fever of like 105 for 2 days. Then 3 days later I was home. It sucks because I lost like 20 pounds! -Vinny | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 08-18-2001 @ 12:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Little late in life for a "Head Hoochie" isn't it QT??? Are you sure you aren't really a c-tease??? I trust all went well Hosp? Though we haven't heard from you since the surgery, maybe it didn't go well. If it didn't, you win. You are the "Unluckiest Guy". :-)  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 08-18-2001 @ 1:01 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I'm glad that I didn't come across this thread yesterday. With what I've seen, I could write a series of books. That said, I'm sure that Hosp. is fine! quote: BTW, Vinny, is that how you got your name??? Actually, it sounds like you just had what we refer to as a "Hot Appendix" (ie Appendicitis). VERY RARE these days to die from. Also, the pain will decrease if you stop Spanking it so much (HAHA)!!! DR. Buster Hymen {Consults starting at a Case of Sam Adams} DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Ass4WOW | posted on 08-18-2001 @ 2:22 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | Hey everyone, I'm new(as a poster...long time lingerer...quack quack) and adoption is in the works...just thought I'd share this one with you since the topic was near the top... I'll keep it as short as possible... August, '93. Summer before my senior yr. in high school. My parents rented a house in Seaside for 2 weeks, and the Friday of the middle weekend, I had a bunch of friends come down. So, on Saturday, a bunch of us rented waverunners at the place right next to the 37 bridge from Toms River into Seaside. About 15 minutes into the ride, I turned around and saw my friend headed right towards me. I only had a split seond to react, which proved worthless, and he hit me. I spent the next half-hour floating in Barnegat Bay with a split-open leg, fighting futile attempts from the rental people to try to get me out...as they tried to pull me into shore by towing me from the back of a waverunner and failed, thank God a guy in a boat came along to bring me back to shore. Fast forward (very fast), through missing my senior year of high school, a skin graft, a pulmonary embolisum, a subclavical clot of some type, and about 10 operations, just to touch the surface of the whole incident, here I am. Yeah, altogether a nice introduction into the club, right? You guys rock, O&A kick ass, and I look forward to meeting all of you in the future. Your Mom's Box! In the process of seeking adoption, should be there in a day or two... | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 08-18-2001 @ 10:17 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Best newbie post ever, ASS4WOW. Me, I'm currently recovering from a surgery I had at the end of July,... I was obviously well enough to be at Hooters. Anyway, there was no emergency that prompted it,... no cool stories to tell. Whatever. I remember walking towards the operation room with the nurse, cool as a cucumber. As I enter the operation room,... WHOA... box full of metal thingies that are gonna be in me, and lights and a table and people and stuff. And I hate needles, BTW. Really hate them. In any event, the anesthesia is going into my veins as the anesthesiologist is asking me to count to 10,... though now I remember thats because I was shaking and breathing irregularly from nerves... at the time however, it reminded me of what I've seen on TV and I say "Hey, I know this one. This is when you're not supposed to get to ten, right?" And so I count them off. I remember getting to ten and saying things afterwards, but don't remember any of those things I said. Next thing I remember I'm waking up and the clock says 2:15 and one of my first thoughts is "Oh, crap, I didn't bring my walkman and I'm gonna miss O&A". lol. Incidentally, I was under for a long time after the surgery,... I have no tolerance for any kind of depressant apparantly. I got home in time for has-beens corner. P.S.: None of your business what the operation was, ok?
This message was edited by SeeYouNextTuesday on 8-18-01 @ 10:29 AM | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 08-18-2001 @ 2:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: SYNT, why so touchy??? Was it Man-Boob Reduction Surgery????? (Only Kidding) DR. Buster DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com | ||||
| knock411 | posted on 08-18-2001 @ 5:10 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I have a uretheral strictur which required some surgery. and now I go every two months for diltaions. (stretching of the urethra) aboout every four to five years I need to go under get the scar tissue removed and wear a catheter for a week or more depending on the situation. I will continue this for the rest of my life. unless i try reconstructive surgery which is extremely dangerous. | ||||
| djgrrrl | posted on 08-18-2001 @ 5:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | Wow, I'm not sure I really want to read this thread. I am planning on having some "cosmetic surgery" done early next spring and in the back of my head is all the things that could possibly go wrong. fp://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/ea29fad2/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/O%26A+Cat2---1.jpg?bcJWNGqBVbXs4KJT | ||||
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