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Sephiroth
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:01 PM      
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I dont remember who, but somebody on the board said that reconfiguring Windows using the Regedit tool can vastly improve the performance of the modem, as windows is not defaultly set to maximize cable/dsl modems speeds. So i went to www.speedguide.net, and downloaded the patch that will change the registry for you, because not all of us are L33T. Before installing it, you should make a back-up of your current registry by going to Start>Run> Type in "Regedit", then export the settings to a folder where you can reload it should something go wrong. Select the patch for your Windows OS, install then reboot.

After i installed the patch, i went to DSLreports.com and used their speed testers to test my modem. My Download speed is now 3056 kb/s (or 3mb per second). 61 times faster than 56k modems. Too goddamn fast for my own good. Thank you to whoever brought this up, i am forever in your debt. Just thought i'd share this little trick with the board.

Now, just wait for FollowThisLogic to post and humilate me with his knowledge.



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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:03 PM      
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hey.. did you have a benchmark to compare before you ran the patch? you mention 61 times faster than a 56 k, but how much faster is it now than what it used to be? just curious.




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Sephiroth
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
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Before i ran the patch, my maximum speed (with AIM off, and without downloading anything) was 1450 kb/s. NICE.



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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:12 PM      
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For DSL users with PPPoE which is most of us please get rid of that piece of shit WinPoet software. RASPPPoE is a much better solution. However the best solution is a router or modem with PPPoE built in.



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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
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[Regan]Alternatively, you could hook up a 37 Kilohertz peer to peer anti-aliasing hub with a 1.2 Megawatt HTML codec
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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
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this invols doing things with my computer...and i'm too scare to do it cause i always fuck up..so i'll deal with my Cable speed as it is now...


Sephiroth
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
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quote:

this invols doing things with my computer...and i'm too scare to do it cause i always fuck up..so i'll deal with my Cable speed as it is now...


Thats why you make the back-up of the registry. IF something were to happen, you could load the saved version, and it will return it to the setting you had prior to installing the patch.



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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
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Installed it. I went to the graph. It said "Dude, your connection rocks" Tested speed before, it came in at 26 times faster than 56K. Now it's 99 times faster. Download was 1300, now 4993. Thanks Seph. Instead of downloading in minutes, it will be seconds now.THANK YOU SEPH

onehung lo434
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
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It sounds to good to be true...If you 2(two!)guys are still posting monday I'll try it,,,I'm just getting a mere 1276 kbs right now :( lol




adolescentmasturbator
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 10:09 PM      
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I'm surprised you people just found out about this. This was the first thing I did when I got DSL.

Also if you want to increase your speed even more get Download Accelerator Plus. It has ads but it is way worth it. I've seen my dl speeds go up 200% with this. It works by opening multiple connections for maximum speed. It just fucking rocks.



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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 10:17 PM      
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quote:

increase your speed even more get Download Accelerator Plus. It has ads but it is way worth it.

Ive read that those "accelerators" Cause more trouble than there worth
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
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Honestly I haven't had any problems with it. I used GoZilla and it was terrible but then switched to DAP and it was a perfect experience.



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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
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Alright, you're gonna have to break this down into "regedit exporting for dummies". I get as far as the start>run>regedit part but when it comes to the whole export thing you lose me. What can I say, I am just happy I can make a few smiley faces damnit! :)



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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:14 PM      
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slack from there click on the registry tab on top and hit export regestry file and save it to a place you remember with a name u know


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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
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If you go down from the patch to speed up, you'll see a patch that restores your default settings. Just get that too and if you have probs. you can install the default settings.
THANKS SEPH!!!


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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
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Seph, YOU DA MAN! This shit kicks ass. Why didn't you tell me about it last night though??

Here's my stats...

Before Registry edit
To SJC, CA
Test running..........
** Speed 380(down)/683(up) kbps **
(At least 7 times faster than a 56k modem)
Finish.


After Registry Edit
To SJC, CA
Test running..........
** Speed 2738(down)/846(up) kbps **
(At least 54 times faster than a 56k modem)
Finish.


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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:24 PM      
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i use a cable modem
how do i find out what my speed is currently so i can compare and contrast?



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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:26 PM      
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See the test link in Seph's original post?
go to the testing link and test!


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Sephiroth
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:27 PM      
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Here you go Slack, or anyone else who haves problems.

Click the Start Button, then click Run. In the dialog box, type in "Regedit".

This will bring up the Registry editor window. Before you install the patch, you should save your previous settings, which is what is shown below.

Click "Registry", then "Export Registry File".


Give the file a name, and select "All" under export range. Save the file somewhere where you will remember it ("My Documents" in my case).


Thats it.



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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:31 PM      
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God damn Seph, I knew there was a reason I liked you! :)



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Missile Command
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:45 PM      
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woooooooooo

i went 7 times faster to 36 times faster than a 56k

yay!!!!!! seph appreciation day!!



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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:48 PM      
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Seph i new about this a couple of months ago but never had the time to do it.

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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:57 PM      
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Damn you 'slopes' sure be smart

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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 12:31 AM      
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I thought I had the computer geek gimmick...

Damn, thanks Seph. I've been to speedguide.net before, but had completely forgotten about it by the time I re-did my computer with Win2K.

1330 down/640 up to 3163 down/840 up in one reboot. Life is good.

Oh, and about backing up the registry.... Speedguide's download area (at least for Win2K, didn't look at the others) has a REG file that contains the default Windows settings, and when imported, just plug them back in where they belong.

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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:13 AM      
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apparently my speed has decreased, from 19 times faster to 15 times faster, by downloading that patch,, what the fuck?



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