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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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Situation: My brother and his friend, both the same age, 21, both recieved blow jobs from the same hot chick at the same time. Yes, she put his mouth on his dick, then she put his mouth on his friend's, then repeated several times until gooey white stuff.

Question: Is this gay?

Arguement: I say it is. My evidence is as follows:

The Fluid Arguement: Any aroused male knows a small amount of seminal fluid is released prior to ejaculation. Most doctors agree this "pre-cum" as it is so euphemistically called, serves a purely lubricational function. At one point during this sexual encounter, the transfer of pre-cum from one dick to the other MUST have occured. THUS, foreign man juices were swapped and resided on each penis until they were cleaned. GAY

The Another Hard Dick is in the room Arguement: I don't know about you, but if my group of friends saw another hard dick in the room, they would scatter like pidgeons. The fact that my brother found nothing wrong with being in the same room as another erect penis only leads me to believe he is either GAY himself or has a prediliction for bisexuality.

Response: My brother claims he has no need to feel uncomfortable because he is confident in his sexuality and does not feel threatened by another man's penis in the room. He also claimed it was a bonding experience between him and his friend, and that the presence of another man during a sexual encounter made the experience that much more exciting and "kinky". (I use the word kinky, not him, because I think it best describes what he was saying.)

What do you think?

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This message was edited by FoundryMusicJeff on 8-30-01 @ 1:14 PM
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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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[homer]You.......are.......gay![homer]

That's what you should be telling your brother. No matter how you look at it, he took in some of the other guys fluid at one point or another. Thus then in byfacto making him gay, in an indirect way, but none the less still gay.

If you really want to know, you might want to ask someone who knows alot about gayness?

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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Jeff, I really hope you're kidding. Please tell me that your responses are jokes.


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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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quote:

she put his mouth on his dick, he put his mouth on hers, then repeated several times until gooey white stuff.



AHHHH...was she a GUY? or is your brother a contortionist? Guess you haven't been to an orgy ;)

I would say NO MO if their penises did not come in
physical contact, but if he 'tasted' the other guys mule juice..= HOMO

BTW - got a number for the hot chick, she sounds like a partier ;)

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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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quote:

Yes, she put his mouth on his dick, he put his mouth on hers, then repeated several times until gooey white stuff.

She has a dick Jeff? Never mind he might be gay. I think he's got bigger problems messing with a hermaphrodite. ;)


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mrbungle
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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I don't know why I'm posting ont his, but:

First things first, was this like a proverbial making like a circus seal thing?

There are ways of making that not gay...for example:

In Boston, I had a friend who had a woman come to his place all the time...he lived with a close friend of his...she'd bring a 1/4 oz of weed, and then while the two friends watched TV in their Lay-Z-Boys, she'd blow both of 'em...

Now that, while not tasteful , is not gay...

However, if they were lined up like they were going to be executed, she drops to her knees and goes to town, there could be a small problem with that...

My simple rule of gay/not gay is this:
If she's got one dick in her mouth and one in her other hand, it's gay...

Hope that helps :)


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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
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I say he's not a homo unless he made actual physical contact with the other guy. Of course almost any guy would prefer a threesome with two women, but if a "lady" is willing to service you and one of your friends at the same time, I say go for it, and just keep your distance from your male friend.

Arthur Dent
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Question: Is Slash gay because Izzy came on his leg while they were banging different girls in the same bed?


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Are you people all that naieve? You can't be serious with this. You have to be fucking high. You're saying someone is gay because of this? It doesnt sound like he was asking to suck this guy off or anything. He was having a sexual experience. I think you're fucking jealous cause it wasn't you. I don't believe for a second that oany of you would turn down a blowjob. Wether there was another guy involved or not.


FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
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she put his mouth on his dick, he put his mouth on hers, then repeated several times until gooey white stuff.
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shit, that came out wrong...what i meant to say was:
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Yes, she put his mouth on his dick, then she put his mouth on his friend's, then repeated several times until gooey white stuff.
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AT NO POINT during this interaction did my brother touch penis or the other guy for that matter.


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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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If your brother had performed the act on his friend or vice-versa, then yes I'd have to say "gay" or "bi" would be the appropriate term to use. Having been in this situation myself (girl did myself and friend at the same time), I can agree with the assertion of being comfortable with my HETERO-sexuality. Was it a turn on that he was in the same room? Yes, but not because I was turned on by his junk or him - I wasn't - moreso by the fact that what we were doing was "taboo" in so far as what society deems as "normal sexual relations between consenting adults". Since she just got your brother and his friend off and your brother did nothing to his friend, I say he's lucky to have had the experience of group sex. Its not for everyone, but its a hell of a time.

Now if he starts hanging out on Fire Island with his friend every weekend, I would start to worry.....LOL!


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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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I think you're fucking jealous cause it wasn't you. I don't believe for a second that oany of you would turn down a blowjob. Wether there was another guy involved or not.
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I get enough normal sex to be able to turn down sharing a blowjob with my best friend. I'm sorry, I may be desperate on some days, but I'm not that fucking desperate, nor am I jealous. I'm not a porn star, and I have no desire to live like one.

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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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Jeff - that still sounds wrong. do you mean -

She put HER mouth on HIS dick and HER mouth on his friends dick?




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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
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quote:

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she put his mouth on his dick, he put his mouth on hers, then repeated several times until gooey white stuff.
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shit, that came out wrong...what i meant to say was:
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Yes, she put his mouth on his dick, then she put his mouth on his friend's, then repeated several times until gooey white stuff.
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So, there were no hermaphrodites involved? Forget it, I'm outta here. This discussion is no fun anymore. ;)


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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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Jeff - that still sounds wrong. do you mean -

She put HER mouth on HIS dick and HER mouth on his friends dick?
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Exactly...and finished them off....



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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Jeff, you've never double teamed a girl with your best friend? It's not gaey bro. That was the pinnacle goal for my friends and I back in the day. When non of us had gf's. You'd be suprised at how many girls are into it. I can see what he's saying about the bonding thing. I wouldn't do a girl a with another guy I didn't know, I look at that as gaey. You and you bud know neither is gaey so why not do it. More power to yah! It's an incredible experiance. One I say all should try. Even though the kissing thing is a little nasty it doesn't make him gaey.

I've never had 2 girls at once though, I'm still hoping that day will come around.



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Arthur Dent
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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OK, she was working 'em both simultaneously. the questions are:

Who blew first?
Did she finish 'em in mouth or by hand?
If by mouth, did he unload inside or on her face?
Was there banana juice from guy #1 still in her mouth when she finished guy #2?

No saying its gay, just gross if Guy #1's deposit was lubricating guy #2's finalle.


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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Nope...not gay at all. Actually it's kinda hot...yep I say your brother's not gay....but possibly a stud ;)




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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
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Look, I'm all for experimentation...I just don't see the need to involve another guy in my sexual practices. Don't get me wrong, it's great to watch on TV when a girl's getting banged by 30 guys and they all shoot in her face...I'm all for it on TV...but when I'm with a girl, I'm sorry, but I can't think of anything more of a turn off than some guy's hard dick.

As for the best friend arguement, are you insane? You want a bonding experience? Play paintball. Get in a bar fight. How can you look at your friend the same way again? Like hi...I've seen what your penis looks like when you have sex...um...let's get a beer good buddy. In fact, if you choose having sex with your buddy over a stranger, you're a fag, because you're having sex with someone that's special to you...and that's gay. LOL.

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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
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[HOMER]I like my homesexuals....FLAMING![/homer]

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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
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I renounce this thread and everything it stands for.

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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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Do you have a brother? ;)

This is starting to sound like those...I have a 'friend' that...or I'm asking/calling for a 'friend' kinda situations? ;);)

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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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quote:

I'm not a porn star, and I have no desire to live like one.

I wouldn't go so far as to say its acting like a porn-star, unless your bro and his friend wanted to do this every time - then yeah that would hold true. But being that (I assume) it just happened this one time, its more along the lines of "a dream come true" for most guys (no pun intended).



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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
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As long as no C's went into a Guy's mouth, then it's not Gay.



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