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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
sean i didnt know you had that kind of power that you can find missing people. i have a question for you, i lost my manual for my universal remote a while back, can you help me find it???????:)




"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country. but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman-Thomas Paine"



Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
Thrillhouse
Alkey gave me my bonus points back.
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:


no...towlie SUCKS



was he really that bad?...

...oh...wait...he was

Graduate of AFDude's Academy
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Hey dana, guess what, you're my first!


Strike 1 and 2



Hope you used a condom...wouldn't want to get one of her diseases. ;)



What is strike 3...cone? :)


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:56 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

What is strike 3...cone?



I'll tell ya tommorow morning.

Good night

Good night Dana, you low life.

Sephiroth
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Hope you used a condom...wouldn't want to get one of her diseases



You can get cancer thru sex now?

Not like Dana has to worry. Fucking herself with a Turkey Baster filled with her husband's seed isnt really considered "Sex".

WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
if u lose the manual for a universal remote,, that fucking blows, what if u get a new tv, what are u supposed to do?

Dana Dillon
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 10:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
How fucking dare you.....He is still trying.....the kids are waiting for her to pick up...sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh

One World.One Soul.
Time Pass.The River Roll.
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
The story of your life, twat, the phone is ringing and there is no one home.

I love your posts, bitch.

Like a cross hairs on Bin Laden, i have found a home.

You are what, 50, and you still can not form a complete sentence.

If you are trying to call, i know why there is no answer, they do not like you either,. They are faking it to get rid of you, cunt. You probally owe them money..

In Memory of September 11th, 2001


E-Mail Me


My eyes, no matter what I wish, do not decieve me.








This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 9-17-01 @ 11:37 PM
Numb Nutts
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I dont know any of you people and this is none of my business. I just have to say, Dana you sound like SUCH a stupid , piece of shit, lieing cunt.

You lied about cancer? Lump in your chest due to ovarian cancer?

You lied about being pregnant and having miscarrages on mulitple occasions?

Now you are lieing about someone you love being under that pile of steel and rubble?

Come on....let us see whats under that patch on your eye......




Land of the free, Home of the Brave.
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

How fucking dare you.....He is still trying.....the kids are waiting for her to pick up...sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh




Look at Ms. Morality trying to act all high and mighty...don't you have a chemo treatment to go for or something. Its a shame that you really have nothing better to do with your time.

And how many times do we have to tell you that blow up dolls don't count as husbands?


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
and Im sure you are the intelligent woman that told the kids that mommy will be answering the phone soon, stupid twat thats it let these so called kids grow up to be as fucked up as you, wait a second are you talking about your kids?? because I didn't know dead fetuses could dial a phone



I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
?!?!?!??!! What does that mean ??
quote:

the kids are waiting for her to pick up

So, now you want us to think the children have been left at school all week, while "someone" is "trapped" under the rubble... ??

Yeah ok. Can I get the minute I just wasted on this back, since this is obviously some kind of fantasy land.




Wake up, it's Christmas mourn - Those loved has long since gone
The stockings are hung but who cares - Preserved for those no longer there
Six feet beneath me sleep - Black lights hang from the tree
Accents of dead holly - Whoa mistletoe

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
yes ladies and gentleman, those words brought to you by sean cold, humanitarian:):):)

dana, take your own advice




"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country. but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman-Thomas Paine"



Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Bringing back and oldie but goodie people.

Dillon!


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Kid Afrika
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I stayed away from this for a while, but now I just can't resist...

quote:

How fucking dare you.....He is still trying.....the kids are waiting for her to pick up...sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh

Ok, first, how cruel is it to have the kids sitting there. (Yes, I realize there are no kids, or man, or woman trapped, but still...) Next, I've never EVER seen a cell phone that lasted a week without a charge. And finally, somebody put this retard out of "her" "misery", please.


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.





This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 9-17-01 @ 11:12 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
who wants to be in a pool?????? who gets banned first, dana dillon or kid??????;);););):):):):)




"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country. but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman-Thomas Paine"



Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
Sephiroth
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
What do the guys in Vegas say Face?

Kid Afrika
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Facey, didn't you hear, I'm "untouchable". HA HA HA HA HA ROFLMBAOFSFAPMPWIDSTBSNB!!! :) :) :) :)


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

Facey, didn't you hear, I'm "untouchable



kid are you living in hoboken now???????

and seph, its too close to call, too close to call;);)




"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country. but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman-Thomas Paine"



Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

who gets banned first, dana dillon or kid??????

Can we ban them both? ;)


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Next, I've never EVER seen a cell phone that lasted a week without a charge



Well duh Kid..... she obviously has one of those new fangled nuclear fusion cells. Part of the Friends and Family Radiation Therapy program..... Jesus man, read your Cosmic Catalog for Pete's sake!



Currently newbieless...unbelieveable!


QuickStop
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posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

who wants to be in a pool?????? who gets banned first, dana dillon or kid??????


I say Dana gets DAS BOOT between Sept. 29 - Oct 2


I am Chuck's wasted time.
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, come on everyone.

There's no reason to make fun of all of her old posts/fake ailments.

Cause there's PLENTY of ammunition for true cruelty right here in this post!

Dana.... guess what.... your cousin, if she exists, doesn't anymore. Of course the cell phone goes to voicemail. That doesn't mean the phone is working. Cell phones go to voicemail if they're off. Or if they're destroyed.

If that cell phone has been crushed into a million tiny pieces by hundreds of tons of flaming rubble coming down on top of it, also crushing the person whose pocket contained it into a bloody, twisted mess, then the cell phone will still go right to voicemail.

And see, it's okay, cause you don't have a cousin, you don't have a cousin's husband, you don't have cousin's kids, and no one called you and asked you to post this.

Your status pretty much sums up how we all feel about you - huge props to the mod(s) (gee, wonder who did the marquee) who put that up.

When will you die already?


Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
ummm, I give her till tomorrow, then she goes in remission, ohhh, and Fezzy bans her silly ass, this is all his!

ohhh, and back to the original point, if I was missing my wife, why would I call my retarded cousin and ask her to post this on a message board, in south park no less?

In Memory of September 11th, 2001


E-Mail Me


My eyes, no matter what I wish, do not decieve me.






This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 9-17-01 @ 11:25 PM
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posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

quote:
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What is strike 3...cone?
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I'll tell ya tommorow morning.
Good night
And the suspense builds......
quote:

What do the guys in Vegas say Face?
well I don't know what kinda pool Face has going... but here's the line on what Fez's strike 3 will be...

  • 4:1 on Sandwich
  • 3:1 on Sundae
  • 2:1 on Cone
  • 10:1 on Soda
  • even money on man







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