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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
i bet on cone...




"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country. but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman-Thomas Paine"



Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
Kid Afrika
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Very funny Fugg... I mean FN, Bra-FUCKING-vo!!!


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

4:1 on Sandwich
3:1 on Sundae
2:1 on Cone
10:1 on Soda
even money on man


What about cake?


I am Chuck's wasted time.
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."


This message was edited by QuickStop on 9-17-01 @ 11:31 PM
FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

What about cake?
I got a guy in Reno who'll give 7:2 on it... but it's gotta be either Cooky Puss or Fudgey the Whale




Dan-O
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
My money's on BAARRRRSSSSS. Or possibly .jpgs...


"Art isn't easy"
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I don't care what it is as long as he stays away from my IIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE CCCCCCCCCCCRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMM BBBBBAAAAAARRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!:D

To the stupid yeast covered cuntrag who started this ponderous thread, ovrian cancer would be too good for you and would take waaaaaaaay to fucking long!! I hope you get EBOLA!!! It's nice, quick and very painfull and best of all you won't be able to ever post again!!!



DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY!!!
STAND WITH US, OR DIE AGAINST US!!!
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Dana's next post:

cancer is winning....lost leg at tade center.....must find....bracelet was from pope.....I don't even like ice cream....... I am a Scorpio with blonde hair....wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

In Memory of September 11th, 2001


E-Mail Me


My eyes, no matter what I wish, do not decieve me.




Kid Afrika
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Please tell me dana didn't put "Weeeeeeeeeeeee" at the end of any of her posts. That would just about drive me to molesting the handicapped.


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Post after that:

quote:

vaginal bleeding.....getting worse....found another lump....im my head....cancer spreading....talking like....Kirk....Spock, Bones...where..areyou?




DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY!!!
STAND WITH US, OR DIE AGAINST US!!!
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

That would just about drive me to molesting the handicapped.




might be the first time you got some with out the mandatory pepper mace.

In Memory of September 11th, 2001


E-Mail Me


My eyes, no matter what I wish, do not decieve me.




Ashley Olsen
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Dana,
You are a dumb cunt fool me once fool me seven hundred and fifty times please just die all ready I am not one for being mean but maybe your own cousin that is missing didnt want to be related to you so she just vanished. She walked away saw what a fucked up person you really are and is now living a happy life. ( some where in sunny Mexico)

I am not that eloquent so if anyone cares to edit feel free ...except Dana (CUNT) Dillon

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:


might be the first time you got some with out the mandatory pepper mace



a black man using pepper mace????? i thought it was created to defend against them, not to get them laid???????;););)DING DING DING




"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country. but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman-Thomas Paine"



Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
Sephiroth
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Who says K1d didnt rip it off the cripple?

You know kid, thats fucked up. It's not enough you rape Dana, but you gotta take her mace too?

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:55 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Fudgey the Whale



this makes me laugh cause it sounds funny. fudgey.
giggle titter giggle

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

GonzoStyle
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

who gets banned first, dana dillon or kid??????



My vote is on k1d since Dana still has a chance to be a mod and provides entertaiment.

Hey dana i know that wtc humor is improper and i am not being humorous here. There are people crying their eyes out people, thousands of them, thousands of families whose lives are crushed and whose futures are gone. Guiliani says if we can save just one life then we have accomplished something, well why couldn't you have been in the WTC at impact level and some person who had a life and who actually was a productive member of society was at home in your place.

I can not fuckin stand you first you find a lump on your breast. Turns out to be your nipple so you switch breast cancer to ovarian cancer cause it magically beamed itself down. Then you stuff cabbage patch kid dolls in your puss ball covered maggot filled twat that looks like a 3 days old pastrami sandwich and smells like a mix between jimmy hoffas rotted out worm eaten ass and a towel heads goat curry shit. Then the dolls fall out and you call it a misscarriage. Then you are depressed and you are breaking ribs and legs. Well i hope your ribs are broken from your husband beating you with the rusty end of a metal bat with nails sticking out of it.

I hate your kind of woman you are just pissed mommy used to lock you in a closet for weeks or when she had company over cause she didn't want people to know she had a child who looked like rocky dennis and had the brain capabilities of a goldfish. Then as you grew up you began liking boys but the only dick you got was the one daddy gave you when he snuck under your sheets at night and when mommy asked why the sheets were bloody you blamed it on a broken tumor, is that where the cancer came from? Then instead of boys being nice they would sporadically throw you down the stairs in between laughing at you and taping "kick me, i'm a dyke" signs on your back. So now you are all grown up and have this pent up anger and non-social acceptance disorder so you come here. where you think we don't know you or who you are but your immense idiocy just seeps through the comp0uter like AIDS seeping out of magic johnsons prick hole which you should be sucking.

So dana get a clue and FOR GODSAKES SPACEBAR AFTER A PERIOD VERY SIMPLE. YOU END A SENTANCE SUCH AS HERE. A SPACE AFTER THE PERIOD DANA-DAMUS.



"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

Kid Afrika
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 12:29 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Thread killer.


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



WookiePoolParty
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 1:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

and kills them all in alphanumeric order

Is alphanumeric order ...8,9,A,B,C... or ...Y,Z,0,1,2... ?


James John Maceiko Jr.
United States Citizen
Resident of New York City, Manhattan
Sephiroth
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 1:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Is alphanumeric order ...8,9,A,B,C... or ...Y,Z,0,1,2... ?


Was that supposed to be a joke or something?

GonzoStyle
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 1:43 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Thread killer.



please you're just pissed you couldn't top it, lol

there's always a bar set.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 1:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
How can you ban someone that creates such entertaining threads?

Hey look, I'm over 1000...

USA
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 1:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I dunno, I found the typing lesson most informative.Thanks.Really.I learned alot.When's the next class?Please.


Sluggo667
WookiePoolParty
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 2:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Was that supposed to be a joke or something?

What? Everyone else is testing out material here!

quote:

4:1 on Sandwich
3:1 on Sundae
2:1 on Cone
10:1 on Soda
even money on man

Iggy Piggy! Iggy Piggy! Iggy Piggy!

On the bright side, I guess the mystery of who said her husband was on the phone and trapped with 10 cops is... :-/


James John Maceiko Jr.
United States Citizen
Resident of New York City, Manhattan
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 2:07 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

What? Everyone else is testing out material here!



Yeah you and Vos can go hack in Nortons thread in GD.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

WookiePoolParty
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 2:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Yeah you and Vos can go hack in Nortons thread in GD.

I should have clarified.
I'm testing out new material...


James John Maceiko Jr.
United States Citizen
Resident of New York City, Manhattan
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 2:42 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I'm testing out new material...



you wanna be graded?


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here



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