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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: If "IF" was a "Fifth".... | ||||
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| Kid Afrika | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 5:17 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | ...we'd all be stoned, and if I don't drink and drive then how the fuck am I gonna get home? If I had a million dollars, I'd do two chicks at once. If I had good knees, I would have probably played college football. If I thought more before I posted this, I probably wouldn't have done it. If I had my way... well everyone in the world would be miserable, but me. :) Call it a game, call it dumb, call me a tool, but what would you do differently, "IF"...?
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| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 5:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | If this board didn't exist, I would have a much higher GPA If I had as many posts as Kid Afrika, I would probably be a mod by now ;) | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 5:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Office Space. Oops, wrong game.  "Drop the Bomb, Exterminate them all"- Colonel Kurtz | ||||
| Nana's Precious | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 5:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | "if" I had my way we would have world pea......ah fuck it............ "what, I thought we were all just having fun..." guardian of f_tarded | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 5:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | If the board didn't exist, my english paper would probably be done by now. if it wasn't for the jewish holidays, i'd be in class right now If it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.  and thinking's just too much to ask and you're measuring your minutes by a clock thats blinking eights | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 8:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | If I had a million dollars....I'd buy you an exotic pet, yep, like a llama, or an emu."I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 8:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: that'd go perfectly with kid's one glove and monkey  Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 8:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | If you phrased the title better, this thread might be more popular. Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com | ||||
| 2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 8:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | To quote a famous rapper (he's not black k1d): If I had a million dollars I'd by a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics... If I had a magic wand I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john... If I had a million bucks it wouldn't be enough cause I'd still be out robbing armoured trucks... If I had one wish I'd ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss... codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=5,0,0,0" WIDTH=250 HEIGHT=250> "As I sail through the night... Let us not forget, There is hope..." | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 8:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | If I'd become a member of the board when I started listening to O & A, I wouldn't be an f'n hanger on right now. ;-) ========================== -Proud Brooklynite, New Yorker & citizen of the Re-United States of America- "God may have mercy on you, but we won't." - Senator John McCain "We're co-Satans." - Anthony | ||||
| TJLamb0518 Just another dick making a comeback The Dr. Seuss of SU | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 9:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | If I had my hair....I still wouldn't get laid. "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants!" | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 9:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the morning if i wasn't such a procrastinator, my hw would be done by now  darthziggy@opieanthony.com I'm off to Franklin Pierce College in September. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 9:13 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | If Fez became a mod, he's probably make comments likequote: and quote: Oh, wait, never mind..... "I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 9:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | If I lived by the >) mentality, I'd ban you ;) :) Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 9:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | If the Queen had balls she would be the King If kid was smart he would be a mod | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 10:38 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: If tequiza had a brain, he'd realize that maybe it's smarter to NOT be a mod. ;)
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| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | If Jimmy had gone straight to the Police, none of this would ever have happened. God Bless America | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:03 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | If Rookie graced us with his presence more often, he might be a mod by now. :) Welcome back, cuz.
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| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: does this mean froy is a she male? if you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | If Lassie were to be impregnated with a cantaloupe seed, would her puppies be called "melancholy babies"? "May God have mercy on their souls, because we won't." | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: If I were smart enough to understand what this meant, I'd attempt an answer.  | ||||
| Hummercash | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | If I weren’t so lazy, I would have tested my sig in ‘TEST YOUR SIG PICS HERE 4’ instead of posting this to test it. ;) | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Here you go, my fellow drunk Irishman... melancholy = melon + collie. Cantaloupe is a melon, Lassie is a collie. Dammit, it just sucks when you have to explain a joke. Fuckin' drunk micks gotta ruin everything. "May God have mercy on their souls, because we won't." | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 12:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | If I had a dollar, I might give you ninety-nine... If I had a backbone, I'd ask FTL why I haven't been graduated yet. ;-) If it weren't for those meddling kids, I could have gotten away with it. Adopted by FollowThisLogic 8/14/01...taking the remedial course. | ||||
| Fireguy | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 1:01 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | If Bin Ladin was half as smart as they say he is rich... he would have NEVER thought of fucking with us. If Afganistan is smart... they will hand over Bin Ladin and crawl back under the camel shit covered rocks they came from before we make that country into another Hedonist resort. IF pot was legal....i'd be stoned IF "IF" was a fifth... id have 5 fifths after this post...anyone for a drink?  A big thanks to Psycho Bitch for the help with the sig pic, the name doenst really fit the personality. | ||||
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