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Kid Afrika	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:36 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	This is not a management-sanctioned thread. I was wondering what other members thought of the board. What would you change if you could change anything? Sure, I have my opinions, but this is not about me. And NO, my change would not be making me a mod. Sure, it would piss a lot of people off, but I do a pretty good job of that without being a mod. ;) So what do you really wanna do when I get militant Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:43 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	I guess I can't play here..... I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:45 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	If I were king I'd make Kid A a mod!!!! =) =) =) Ha ha ha, heee heee hee, hooo hoo hooo...excuse me, sorry, got a little goofy there. If I were king, I'd: 1. I'd make Slash show up at a board function. 2. Throw Mavric out of chat and delete another innane of his from the board (oops, I already do that) 3. Give Opie anger management lessons 4. Give Ant the key to get out of that poor monkey suit 5. Give Kid A the key...errr =) 6. Have Black Earl meet some of the chicks from this board 7. "Liquid Ice" would have 6000 posts 8. Fez would have 63 posts 9. Sean Cold would take a wrecking ball to a certain Calzone office, interrupting someone's Star Trek watching. 10. Make Magus straight 11. Post on the "Corpse Board" 12. Stretch out Frumpy on the rack, so he's finally more than two feet tall. 13. Have FN Moron cultivate my "green" house 14. Would have enough gold to have Jeff code my site (and you thought you'd get away with that little text, did ya!) =) 15. Bring back MLK as mod This message was edited by TheGooch on 10-11-01 @ 11:57 AM

Numb Nutts	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:49 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	If I were King 1)I would throw a REALLY REALLY BIG PARTY for every new member. I would make all newbies feel wanted,loved and welcomed. 2)I would ban all "I LOVE THE FROY" Sig pics 3)I would accept cash for cool status quotes. Land of the free, Home of the Brave. This message was edited by Numb Nutts on 10-11-01 @ 11:52 AM

danked Dankarella!	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:51 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	if i were king, we would swim in romance... but i'm not king, so get your hands out of my pants Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting Currently tending the growroom, WeirdNJ. Please report any stash-pinching to me...

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:58 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: if i were king, we would swim in romance... but i'm not king, so get your hands out of my pants So what you're saying Danked is that if you were king you would want to have homosexual intercourse with Kid Afrika... I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:58 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: If I were king I'd make Kid A a mod!!!! Gooch.... good to see the Meds are working :):):):) quote: 3)I would accept cash for cool status quotes. we do that now... Cash & Sexual Favors... geez...stupid newbie ;) More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA

Sephiroth	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Lately, i've noticed that we are lacking a "Astrology" forum. That would be on the top of my "To-Do" list. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Interesting topic you have here, Kid...but, being the NEWBIE that I am I'm not touching this with a 10' pole.;-) Thank you, FN

Numb Nutts	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:06 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: I am I'm not touching this with a 10' pole. Funny....thats what K1D was just saying about you Land of the free, Home of the Brave.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:07 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: we do that now... Cash & Sexual Favors... geez...stupid newbie Of course some mods accept sexual favors, why else do you think Moron gave Sluggo his custom status... I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Is that where they went at Hooters, Matt???? I thought they were just "tokin" =)

Kid Afrika	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:11 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: but, being the NEWBIE that I am I'm not touching this with a 10' pole. There is absolutely no reason that anyone should hesitate to post their ideas here. Newbie or not, you still have an opinion, and your opinion will count just as much as anyone else's. IT WON'T COUNT FOR SHIT!!! This is just me getting a feeling for the way the rest of the members see the board. I hardly think that froy is going to change anything. So what do you really wanna do when I get militant Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one

Maynard	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:34 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Why are you always trying to see how others see the board kid? Do you have a real problem with the way this board is run? If so, then why can't you leave? Does this post belong in the questions thread? I AM NOT GILLIGAN GOD DAMNIT! He's a totally different tool.

FoundryMusicHummercash	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:40 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 00	If i were king, i would get drunk and sing springsteen songs up on stage.... and everyone would love me. GO DOWNLOAD MY WTC TRIBUTE MOVIE!!! PC VERSION MAC VERSION You can also download my SCREENSAVER.

Lord Duvious	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:46 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	Give Kid the mod effects but none of the powers Ban any newbie who's first post is a new thread Change Grumpy's name to a question mark Like, Kill Becky :) Sit around thinking of more things to do with my royal power Email Me UNITY God Bless America

Arthur Dent	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:48 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	In all seriousness, there is nothing TECHNICALLY that I would change about the board. The format, etc. all work fine. What's really important is how good or bad the PEOPLE who come here are and how much effort they put into their posts. So, as king, I would grant every member one free life, so they could go out of their homes, live a little, and come back to the board happy, refreshed, and with stories to tell and something to contribute.

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 1:03 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	hmmmm.............so many directions I can take with this....... lets see.. 1. I'd lift the Nicey-Nice ruling (no offense froy but I miss the ol days) 2. I'd make Jimmy Snuka a mod just so I could watch the carnage and laugh my ass off everyday. 3. I'd give retards their own forum to post in... Oh wait, that's what SP is for...sorry, my bad... 4. I'd make it requirement for all female members to provide a virtual WOW before accepting their membership 5. I'd let Stinky post. But I'm not the king so I'll just go on as normal......

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 1:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	If i were king I would: De-Mod all current mods, then play hide & seek with their posts.;) Get rid of the nicey nice policy. Bring back Bang parties(I heard they were fun). Make all current S.T.O.N.E.R's Mods. 2 POSITIONS OPEN FOR ADOPTEES [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ] "Ahahahhahaha...How sweet...Fresh meat!" - Robert Englund "Could you bend me over the console & say that?" - Jim Norton

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 1:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	If I were king - I wouldn't be as pompous and arrogant as I am. I would be "King Nothing" I would have a message board, not a community (or a mockery of one) I would have new members earn their place on the board, not be given a place on the board. I would explain to the people who reside in chat threads that they need to get help for their agoraphobia. I would have gone to more bang parties 'cause I love the smell of semen in the morning. I would have been nicer to GrkQT. I know I was this " [] " close to having anal with her. I would get rid of Jeff and bring LiquidIce back. He was Da' Bomb. I would make an effort to recruit hot asian chicks. Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild This message was edited by SLASH on 10-11-01 @ 1:19 PM

Kid Afrika	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 1:41 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Why are you always trying to see how others see the board kid? Do you have a real problem with the way this board is run? If so, then why can't you leave? Does this post belong in the questions thread? I don't necessarily have a problem with the way the board is run. My problem lies more in the fact that the board has been slow and uninteresting lately. You would love for me to leave, and maybe that's part of the reason I won't. I've been on this board for a while now, and I still enjoy it, just not as much as I once did. I simply wanted to bring out some members opinions of activity on the board, and what types of things they would like to see. If nobody else had a problem with my posing this question, why do you? Do you have some kind of deep-rooted issue with me? I think Busta Rhymes said it best in Higher Learning, "Don't hate me, 'cause you ain't me." Stop worrying about what the fuck I'm doing and go post another thread about what you're having for lunch. We all know how interesting those threads are. So what do you really wanna do when I get militant Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 1:46 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: I hardly think that froy is going to change anything. You're really going out on a limb with that one... LOL And Hummercash - I was never drunk I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 1:56 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Froy wrote: And Hummercash - I was never drunk He was giving you an excuse for your actions, but ya rooond it. Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild

Maynard	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 1:57 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Why would you think that I hate you k1d? Because everyone else does? I'm not everyone else. You've never done anything to me, so I don't hate you. I just think you're always trying to cause trouble. The fact that I asked you why you always want to know what others think is because that's someone looking to start trouble, but is trying to mask it by making someone else start the trouble, then they can jump in and not be to blame. Do I want you to leave? No. Then I'd have no one to argue with(yeah right). I AM NOT GILLIGAN GOD DAMNIT! He's a totally different tool.

Kid Afrika	posted on 10-11-2001 @ 2:07 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	maynard, I can talk until I'm blue in the face and nobody is going to hear anything but trouble and complaining out of me, regardless of what I say. This is my cross to bear. Again, this is not my soapbox, nor did I intend it to be. To me, it's not about causing trouble, but rather having a voice and using it. Oh and froy, leave everything the way it is, I'm sure it will be fine. See you at the 2nd Anniversary party, champ! So what do you really wanna do when I get militant Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one

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