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Ken'sPen
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
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If you could kill no more than five celebrities, who would they be. Please, no legitimate targets like Bin Laden, though OJ would be acceptable.

Me, I would off,
Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, and Bette Midler because they are just so damned self satisfied.


TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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Carson Daly, Joel Schumacher, Connie Chung, Bill O'Reilly, and Larry King





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SNAKEBITE
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
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Oprah Winfrey, Micheal Jackson, Colonel Sanders(I know he's dead), Wayne Newton and Mike Armstrong (CEO of AT&T)

Lord Duvious
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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  1. Nsync(that counts as one right?)
  2. Barbara Streisand
  3. Kurt Warner
  4. Ricky Martin
  5. Bob Hope (because it's just sad now)




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RonRon5477
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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Backstreet Boys, the big chick on The View and Sally Struthers. With the last two gone, that would pretty much end world hunger.


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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
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Michael Bolton
Michael Jackson
Don King
quote:

Bob Hope (because it's just sad now)
You mean to tell me that you don't look forward to another news story about him crapping blood?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
spitfire421
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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Kathie Lee Gifford
Rosie O'Donnell
all those crappy poppy boy and girl bands...EDIT- OK, five? then NSync (how many members do they have?)
forgot: CARROT TOP


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This message was edited by spitfire421 on 11-29-01 @ 2:23 PM
Lgaia
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
This is such a good topic, or maybe I'm just fucked up.
1)Al Sharpton : He's just a waste of skin
2)Steven Tyler
3)Richard Gere
4)That guy that does the
"set it and forget it" commercials for that roasting thing.
5)Oprah Winfrey : She is also just a waste

My list would probably be a page long if I went on...but unfortunaley theres a limit:(


"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"




This message was edited by Lgaia on 11-29-01 @ 1:46 PM
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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"-Who would you kill.-"

You mean besides you?

DINGDINGDING ;) <- Look, a smiley face. Now it's all better!


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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Al Sharpton, Mariah Carey, OJ, Rikki Lake & all those other stupid talk show hosts and The Gooch so he couldn't kill Bill O'Reilly :)

Lgaia - you can add 2 more, Ken only killed 3

This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 11-29-01 @ 1:52 PM
Snoteater
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
well somebody has to say it.

Stern.



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Sephiroth
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
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quote:

4)That guy that does the
"set it and forget it" commercials for that roasting thing.


What the hell has Ron Popeil ever done to you !?!

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Lgaia
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

What the hell has Ron Popeil ever done to you !?!


I'll tell you what he's done!! At 3 AM when I have a touch of insomnia, his ugly old wrinkled ass is on several channels, Telling me how to cook with some shitty little machine that will eventually set your house a flame! He's responsible for taking away quality programming that I could be zoning out to, instead I spend an hour finding a channel that's suitable. For that he deserves to DIIIEEE!!



"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"



HydratedPeach
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
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1. Bill Maher
2. Frank Gifford, just to end that poor bastard's suffering
3. Craig Kilborn
4. Does Rodney King count? I'm sick of hearing about his arrests every few months
5. Whitney Houston



HydratedPeach
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Arpikarhu
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Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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1.sharpton
2.bernadette peters
3.oprah
4.that little girl who does the grape juice commercials
5. the sloman sheild family (the white ones)

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Lgaia
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

5. the sloman sheild family (the white ones)


That is the funniest fucking thing I have seen all day...

My add on is that chester the child molester "Ovaltine Man" from the commecials that pushes around the cart and serves ovaltine to all those wierd children.....






You mean these Freaks?

This message was edited by Lgaia on 11-29-01 @ 3:00 PM
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:55 PM      
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i wouldnt kill a celebrity because i dont know them...but there is this girl that i went to school with who i hated...id kill her with any chance i got

WHATEVER BEN

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disgustip8ed
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
1. the leader of NOW
2. Fred Durst
3. anyone who tries to convince the Olsen twins to not do Porn
4. Rob Schneider
5. Puff Daddy, or P-Diddy, or whatever he's calling himself

and coming into a close tie with P Diddy is the guy who put together the Backstreet boys.


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Calculate what we will not tolerate.
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Unable to forgive, Scarlet letterman.' MJK
Lgaia
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 3:06 PM      
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Maynard
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
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Britney Spears But only for the reason of undressing her after I killed her and taking nude photos of her to share with everyone. I think her being dead is WELL worth it to see her naked.


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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quote:

You mean these Freaks?


especially the daughter. I HATE THOSE PEOPLE!!!

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
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barbara streisand and rosie o'donnell are the first two on my list because i have the strangest fear that these two will combine to do something in politics and enough stupid whores will get behind them.



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Tony Metropolis
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 4:21 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Barbara Streisand
Rosie O'Donnell
Al Sharpton
Hillary Clinton
Justin Timberlake

Osama & Saddam Hussein don't count, but if they did, they'd be some dead fuckers... but Streisand and Rosie first.

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Mi1o Yambag
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
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Al Sharpton
Oprah
Rosie O'Donnel
Barbara Streisand
BARBARA STREISAND
(did I mention Barbara Steisand?)



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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 5:22 PM      
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Michael Jackson


Thats it... Just Mike.







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