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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Come on it made you open the thread you band of fuckin freaks.

Well we all know in the wonderful history of this board, many things have happened. But the rumour that I hear popping up the most is that board members actually have sex....... no really, I swear, honest injun.

So now that we know the lot of ya are fuckin whores I figured here would be an interesting question, and things might also get messy so why the fuck not?

Who on this board have you ever wanted to have sex with, past or present. Who have you fanatsized about on this board, even people who have never come out.

You can include anyone

past or present members

people who have never come out can also say who they always fanatasized about on the board etc etc.

Now me personally, I was always attracted to Kim, Katya Ann, and VG.

Katya Ann cause atleast she was pure at the time of my infatuation and I just wanted to be the one to ruin her for life.

Kim cause she was intelligent yet seemed like someone who would be fun as well.

And VG cause she can shake that ass.




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Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
ive always wanted to slam slash in the ass with my fist

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

you band of fuckin freaks.



quote:

Now me personally, I was always attracted to Kim, Katya Ann, and VG.




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Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

and things might also get messy so why the fuck not?


It just might.

I too must say that I've been attracted to Katya. She has got a personality and sense of humor that I really like. I've coupled that with a hot bod in my minds eye. Plus I could impress her as a big spender simply by taking her to a Marriot or Holiday Inn.

FeelMyFunBags is on my list but I think I would need to off CLS first.

Luna, cause I think reality might live up to sig pics.

MYLF, cause I'd like to confirm or debunk that name. Plus if I rail her doggy style she would still be able to type her mile long FUs.

quote:

slam slash in the ass with my fist

Me too, me too.... except with a cattle prod.

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PLEASE NOTE I WILL MAKE A VERY FLATTERING ENTRY FOR ANY FEMALE (Sorry Gonzo) WHO INCLUDES ME ON HER LIST.

This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 12-1-01 @ 1:29 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Fez you know I have to maintain the new mashroom policy. For the sake of appreance I have to so interest in women more than my fellow male mods or kensPen and irish Alkey.

But Fez you'll always have a place in my heart you sybian freak.




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They Will Betray You In MY Name.

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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Oh gonzy poo you really know how to make my heart turn to buttah.


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njstrawberry
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Can't say. I don't fantasize and tell. ;)


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Oh gonzy poo you really know how to make my heart turn to buttah.



And you know how to make the blood rush from my head, downwards.

quote:

Can't say.



..... so why reply, lol.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

njstrawberry
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

so why reply, lol


Okay, I give up! It's you. LOL There! Are you happy now? ;)



...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Haha. Damn GS, you must be in some mood.

Once I had a dream about Sykopathchik, but she was just trying to pierce my balls. :)




If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


GonzoStyle
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:55 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Okay, I give up! It's you. LOL There! Are you happy now?



No I am not cause now you are lying, have you no morals?

quote:

Haha. Damn GS, you must be in some mood.



It looked like a good idea on paper, but then again so did falling in love with kenspen that mean hearted bastard.

I've actually had dreams but none as freaky as GW's..... well I can't tell those that are though.




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They Will Betray You In MY Name.

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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And you know how to make the blood rush from my head, downwards.



If only Slashy were here...


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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

If only Slashy were here...



Yeah like i'd flirt with you if I knew he was within A 100 miles of a computer, lol.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

njstrawberry
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

have you no morals?


You're my best friend, what do you think? lol


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

cause I think reality might live up to sig pics.



That's a dangerous game to play. All I have to say about that one is NJBytch. Funny, she wasn't licking windows in her sig pic.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

You're my best friend, what do you think? lol



More lies....... wanna fuck?




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

njstrawberry
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

More lies....... wanna fuck?


Naaaah, I don't want to be disappointed when you don't live up to the fantasy. I'll go back to dreaming. ;)




...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Yeah like i'd flirt with you if I knew he was within A 100 miles of a computer, lol.



Well then we should stop. SLash is biomechanically attached to his computer.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

That's a dangerous game to play. All I have to say about that one is NJBytch. Funny, she wasn't licking windows in her sig pic.



Yo why you frontin on my woman kid?

quote:

Well then we should stop. SLash is biomechanically attached to his computer



I always thought slashy was his computer.

Straw I would agree with you I am not worth it, so keep dreaming.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

njstrawberry
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Straw I would agree with you I am not worth it, so keep dreaming.


I meant you wouldn't want me cause I am a girl. LOL Now, if I were Slash or Apple Ass it would be a different story. ;)


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-1-01 @ 12:25 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I meant you wouldn't want me cause I am a girl.



quote:

Naaaah, I don't want to be disappointed when you don't live up to the fantasy.



You hurt me, I can't bear to take anymore of this abuse... ohh my fragile heart.

Fez hold me now, comfort me.





I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Luna, cause I think reality might live up to sig pics.



Yes,yes it does, Ken.

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CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I can't seem to get Tricia out of my mind. She's just so damn hot!


I LOVE THE MORON
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Crx is sweet but that crack hitler what a fuckin piece of ass that guy is, I'd fuck him for bragging rights alone.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

SLash is biomechanically attached to his computer


That is how I want him and my cattle prod.

Gonzo you got nerve calling me a whore in my status you are posting like an Alkeyholic today.
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Speaking of status....it changed.
but you took out the part where it says I'm funny,
how am I going to prove I'm really funny if it doesn't say so?

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