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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 12-17-2001 @ 5:46 PM      
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quote:

how did i not meet AIMP? shit!!!


It's his g/f you should regret not meeting, screw him.





Cunt-Bitch-Slut-Skank-Whore-Snatch-Fag-Twat!!11!!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-17-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Brokenjaw, you think you're the only one this is happening to? You're not special.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 5:51 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
But Froy , I am special, well thats what my mom says anyway.

AIM

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We were like peas and carrots
AHHH The Sweet Smell Of Success
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

how did i not meet AIMP? shit!!!
Arpi, it should have been easy to spot me, I'm the guy with the vagina.
quote:

It's his g/f you should regret not meeting, screw him.
Thanks, Alkey. If it makes you feel any better, you're not the only one that didn't get to have sex with her that night.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Oh yeah, lgaia next time your missing something , goto the person you are with to see if they took it first. LMAO. My BOOK? WHO THE HELL TOOK MY BOOK? AHHAHAHAHHA

AIM

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We were like peas and carrots
AHHH The Sweet Smell Of Success
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-17-2001 @ 6:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Thanks, Alkey. If it makes you feel any better, you're not the only one that didn't get to have sex with her that night.


Stop your bitching, she hasn't had sex with me in 22 years.





Cunt-Bitch-Slut-Skank-Whore-Snatch-Fag-Twat!!11!!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Lgaia
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Oh yeah, lgaia next time your missing something , goto the person you are with to see if they took it first. LMAO. My BOOK? WHO THE HELL TOOK MY BOOK? AHHAHAHAHHA

Haha!!! Too funny, thanks for helping me though, He's sitting right next to now, so I just told him (again) to tell me next time he does that....Thanks!!!!

Gonz...I wanted to say hello, but everytime I went to, you looked like you were doing something important, so there's always next time. Then every five minutes I'll be over BUGGING you.




"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 6:34 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Then every five minutes I'll be over BUGGING you


me next. im one step away from being a stalker, arent I?

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 7:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I know its 2 days later I am finally in the mood to post this long ass thank you list.

Froy – Did you get all of the money????

Brother Joe – You are the man. Do you do private parties also:):):):)

Ant & Roger – Roger thanks for the secret santa gift they are already gone. Ant always a pleasure to hang. Next time Joe should give you the lyrics to the songs you are going to sing

GS – Thanks for everything.

NJS & NJP – Next time try to be on time;)

Grumpy – I thought you were 3’3”, you are lying again

Slackjaw – Thanks for hanging by the door with me most of the night. Do you really love the cunt-twat?

Moosens – Nice to see you guys again. Always a pleasure. Happy b-day Mrs.

The Gooch – How was your date when you got home:):):):)

JBA – Did we scare her so much that she left early?;) The Mrs. Said thanks for the dance

Thelma & Louise – You guys missed a nice after party:):):):)

Brain – Are you complaining about the after party, you had how many lap dances in the first 3 minutes? You are worse then Alkey;)

Magus – nice to know there is another spic on the board

Alkey – Alkey can you hear me?

Mashed – You rule man. Next time we go to Nyack.

Amy – Did you loosen up yet?

Faceman & Slash – Did you guys enjoy L&S giving your carrots a work over?

Shelle – What do you mean, nothing happened in the Parking lot;)

RF – My wife said thanks for the candle. I thought you guys were going to join us at the other place?

Ladi – Did you enjoy your nap;)

Moron – Did you use your gift from Slackjaw yet?

Lgaia – Very nice to meet you. I don’t see a stamp on your hand. And I agree with the board, you are hot;)

GW – Did you enjoy the view I had;)

Cunt-twat – Like your new tat ;)

BM & SG – It was really nice talking to you guys again.

Arpi – NP man I hope you got to meet all the sick fucks you wanted to

As always it was nice to see FTL, BJ, PB, Sep, Lent, Maynerd, Suzie, Gag, Winlic, Drunk Heston, F-tard, CRX, Eric.

And to the new people that I met at the door (yes that was me collecting your $20 and giving $10 to Froy;)



LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 7:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And to the new people that I met at the door (yes that was me collecting your $20 and giving $10 to Froy

Typical spic.

Will leave the typical "It was nice seeing everybody" post later.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 8:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Fuck these things were a lot easier when I didn't talk to any of you fuckers. :)

Tequila no prob man, but I have to admit, I was only there to hang out with your wife. That, and I was under strict orders from Froy to "watch the spic".

Gonzo I told you I had enough of your whoring around..... look, you drove me to the arms of a woman! Great to see you again bro.

Moron great job with the tunes, but tell me I'm not a great Secret Santa :)

JBA oh.... you just keep digging yourself deeper and deeper don't you? And I gotta admit, I was a little more stubbly than usual yesterday.

PantherBerry he he... I kinda like that. Was great seeing you guys again, but I'm still trying to get used to NOT having Straw yelling obscenities at me while I am trying to bat. :) P.S. the one in the blue dress was WAY cuter ;)

The Moosens! Flock, just how many skirts do you own? The Mrs. and I have this great football conversation going, and I could have sworn I saw you looking for your purse. :)

Amy ahh na na..... you loved it! I saw the cleanup crew that came in after you stood up.

GW ok, you bought me my first beer of the evening, so I think I am going to have to start forgiving you for that awful sticker bush incident. Next time out, I owe ya one.

Brain you animal!

Luna you rock girlie! I love the way you rub my.... oh wait, I better not say that outloud ;)

PB were you blushing a lot? :)

Gooch hmm..... I wonder why you smelled of Guinness? Could it be from that giant glass you knocked over? Sheesh, nothing worse than a mod you can't take out in public.

Seph beware, the reign of the ninja robots will soon come to an end.

Well, I am sure there are lots of people I am leaving out, and for that I truly am sorry.






Cunt-Twat.... oh, you didn't really think I was gonna leave you out did you? How could I forget the woman who branded me? I LOVE THE CUNT-TWAT THE MOSTEST!

Ha ha Gonzo..... you can't have me!



Damn it's a good thing I remembered to copy before I hit reply.



Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now!


Maynard
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

you're not the only one that didn't get to have sex with her that night.

Thats too bad for you AIMP, cause I did. ;-)


don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

People suck.

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-17-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Next time Joe should give you the lyrics to the songs you are going to sing



I have already tried printing him out lyrics. It doesn't matter.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Maynard
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
So who's gonna buy Joe the karoke machine for X-Mas?


don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

People suck.

NJ Panther
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 11:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Nice seeing you all.....blah blah blah...;-)

Tuesday's...here we go again....

Ladi...thanks for the gift..couldn't have been more perfect(sip) ...damn the java is good too ...;-)



"Here we see the Enola Gay, rolling down the tarmac with death in her belly."

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Av8er - You didn't lick the railing this time...good job!

Ha!
He might not have licked the railing...
But I do seem to remember something...
HMMMMMM...:)


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
WTF?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.




This message was edited by Sluggo667 on 12-18-01 @ 12:34 AM
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

But I do seem to remember something



I don't know what you're talking about ;P.

You know what though, I'm surprised that thing lasted as long as it did where it was. It figures I'd be "the lucky one" never fails.




Av8er Radio
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Maynard
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:35 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
HAHA. Sluggo double posted. I saw it!


don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

People suck.

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:37 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

HAHA. Sluggo double posted. I saw it!

This may be true...
But you "Suck Moose Cock" LMMFYBO!!!


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:41 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

But you "Suck Moose Cock" LMMFYBO!!!



Does Mrs. Moosen know about this?




Av8er Radio
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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Amy ahh na na..... you loved it! I saw the cleanup crew that came in after you stood up.



no youre mistaken, they cleaned up from where you were sitting not me
quote:

Amy - I am sorry I didn't get to talk to you, but with the make over I didn't wanna interrupt all the guys flockin over ya.


yeah right, thats why i went home alone right?
quote:

Amy – Did you loosen up yet?


yup im ready for my next one

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:47 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Does Mrs. Moosen know about this?

SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
You'll rooooooooin it!!!


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Psycho Bitch
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

yeah right, thats why i went home alone right?




And who's fault was that? ;) Don't say we didn't try...


Thank you Sluggo:)....I Y the Brokenjaw and the Luna B*
I have made some big mistakes, and I've paid a heavy price, I found a little peace between will and sacrifice, I have watched as all my dreams went walking out the door, and I think I deserve just a little more
Got a knife to disengage the voids that I can't bear...To cut out words I've got written on my chair.... Like do you think I'm sexy.....Do you think I really care?....stop fucking with my sig.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:00 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

And who's fault was that? Don't say we didn't try...



thats true, you got me there


WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America


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