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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:20 PM      
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Remember the good old days of playing outside, goofing off with friends, kindergarten, and all the rest? Remember when your teacher asked what you wanted to be when you grew up? What did you say??

I always wanted to be an artist, but that dream is long gone.


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))

Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
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quote:

Remember the good old days of playing outside, goofing off with friends, kindergarten, and all the rest? Remember when your teacher asked what you wanted to be when you grew up? What did you say??


wasnt this just last week for you?

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Move along... Nothing to see here....


[Insert witty/profound sig line here]
Warning: I will be pissed off until June 28th, 2002.
HAB 11/5/80-11/20/01. IWALY.



This message was edited by HummerLovin on 12-23-01 @ 11:29 PM
HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I wanted to be a pro hockey player... But then my mom told me that I was black and my dreams were shattered forever... So now, I just sell drugs and eat chicken...
EDIT: I also wanted to be a double poster.. looks like that has worked out really well for me...



[Insert witty/profound sig line here]
Warning: I will be pissed off until June 28th, 2002.
HAB 11/5/80-11/20/01. IWALY.



This message was edited by HummerLovin on 12-23-01 @ 11:28 PM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:25 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Nah, 2 weeks ago, I was sick last week.


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))

Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
whatever i do when i get older, i want it to involve as little work as possible


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My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?"
Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:34 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quickstop -- did you watch Office Space on Comedy Central tonight too?


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))


Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help
HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Quickstop, I found your stapler...


[Insert witty/profound sig line here]
Warning: I will be pissed off until June 28th, 2002.
HAB 11/5/80-11/20/01. IWALY.

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
it better be a swingline, or im ripping someone a new ass


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My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?"
Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.
Maynard
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You know why I like High School girls? Cause I keep getting older, and they stay the same age.


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Don't remember, I think I've always expected to be a cubicle dweller/office drone.


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday December 23, CBS: Education of Bickford, One Special Night...NBC: 7- Lost, 8- Beloved...FOX: 7:30- KotH, Simpsons, Malcom, 70s, 9:30- NEW FUTURAMA...ABC: 7-9 Jingle All the Way (Arnie V Sinbad), 9- Alias (R)...FX: 8- Die Hard...Sci-fi: 8- Blade Runner...Comedy: 8- Office Space...
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Don't remember, I think I've always expected to be a cubicle dweller/office drone.


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday December 23, CBS: Education of Bickford, One Special Night...NBC: 7- Lost, 8- Beloved...FOX: 7:30- KotH, Simpsons, Malcom, 70s, 9:30- NEW FUTURAMA...ABC: 7-9 Jingle All the Way (Arnie V Sinbad), 9- Alias (R)...FX: 8- Die Hard...Sci-fi: 8- Blade Runner...Comedy: 8- Office Space...
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:06 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

What did you want to be when you were young?
I don't remember, it was too long ago.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:12 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I don't remember, it was too long ago.



haha -- you're old AND you have a vagina.


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))


Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:46 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
"When i grow up I want to be a motherfucking hustler."

Can anyone guess which album is this from? Fo' shizzle my nizzle!



Email
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Maynard
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:50 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Snoop Dogg. Or was it Ice-T?

Ice-T did the song "H-U-S-T-L-E-R"

But it sounds like the line from Snoop Dogg. Oh fuck, was it Dre's first album?

SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:54 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Can anyone guess which album is this from? Fo' shizzle my nizzle!



Britney's album? ;)




please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
I get so nervous I'm shaking Gets so I got no pride at all Gets so bad but I just keep coming back for more I guess I just get off on that stuff I'm thinking about taking some time I'm thinking about leaving soon I got some things I can't tell anyone I got some things I just can't say They're the kind of things no one knows about I just need somebody to talk to me I'm thinking about leaving tomorrow I'm thinking about being on my own I think I've been wasting my time I'm thinking about getting out In all this time, The bottom line's you don't know how much I feel You say you see but I don't agree You don't know how I feel
USA




squidink
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I WANTED TO BE A SHEEP FUCKER

Sean Cold
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:20 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
Shelle, I am guessing Tiny Titted Hose Beast was not in your childhood agenda.

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:24 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Lent, you did not want to be a heterosexual?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Lgaia
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 6:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Someone else.



"Exuse me Senor , May I speak to you please? I asked for a Mai-Tai and they brought me a Pina Colada, And I said No Salt, NO SALT, for the margarita , but it had salt on it......."


"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 6:38 AM      
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quote:

I WANTED TO BE A SHEEP FUCKER






IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 6:42 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Painter, thanks for the laugh! Too funny.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 6:57 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i concur, that's very funny painter.

and, um, i wanted to be a child star, i'm probably saying too much here, but i even concocted episodes starring myself in such quality television programs as: the a-team, chips, and tj hooker.



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
DasDoomper
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 8:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I wanted to be an Apache pilot, just like my dad.





DasDoomper




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