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Sephiroth	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:09 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Well, since it's the season of giving, i thought it would be nice to give back something to OA.com. Like what you ask? Well shut your fucking mouth for one goddamn second so I can tell you! Well, im not as Generous as old St.Nick, you people gotta work for my prizes! Here's the deal: Post the most inventive way of killing good old Santa Claus! I know what your saying:"Why the hell would you want to kill Santa Claus? He's kind, and nice, and gives me a good, hard rutting every christmas morn!" Well, i got my reasons. Hs tyranny has gone on for far too long, he must be stopped! So post your weird and wacky ways. Remember folks, originality is the key! What can you win you ask? A Dirty Gym Sock! A Clothes Hanger! A Magical Pendant! A box.... OF MYSTERY!!!* note: Winner will have to contact me thru either Email or AIM with a address I can ship to. Have fun, you fucking fucks! `There is nothing in the Mystery box, except 3 packets of Silica Gel.` Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.* AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS This message was edited by Sephiroth on 12-24-01 @ 10:15 AM

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:14 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Fuckin' gook.

King f-tard	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:22 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Ahh death to santa. HA HA YUO CANT TOUCH ME !!!111 HAVE AT YOU... NEVER!!!!111 AARGH..... He is crumpled and dead, charred like the coal that Seph gets in his stocking each year. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM me Or E-Mail Me Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.

o&aswallow	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:24 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I've been around almost as long as Santa and I can assure you, he can't be killed. Look how long you have been trying to kill me and it hasn't worked yet! Ho-ho-ho. That reminds me where the hell is my ho? Santa Rules!!!!! I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task! American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:29 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Just tell the truth about him, and he's dead. Mama lied. If Mama lied to me, than thier's no one I can trust.

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:29 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	I'm really interested in the magical pendant. Does it make you invisible or give you the ability to fly??...maybe special ninja powers?????

Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:35 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	An unfiltered cigarette, three paper clips, and an ice cream scoop. One Nation...Indivisible. NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all. I could never turn my back away. 11. 2. 01. "I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide." This message was edited by Noellevious on 12-24-01 @ 10:39 AM

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:39 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Wow, you have really chubby fingers. FezÂ® blah blah blah Â©2001 blah blah blah. Fezâ„¢ blah blah Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com

Maynard	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:53 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	I'd feed C4 to the reindeer. That way, when they fly through the atmosphere, they will heat up and the C4 will explode, leaving Santa's sleigh in a tail of fire. Either that, or I'd get him to have sex with Gonzo. If that doesn't kill him, then he must be invincible. don't open your eyes take it from me I have found you can find happiness in slavery I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

danked Dankarella!	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:07 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	strange.... Seph's hands weren't that shade of chink yellow i thought they'd be... pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! This message was edited by danked on 12-24-01 @ 11:25 AM

GonzoStyle	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:53 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: I'm really interested in the magical pendant. Does it make you invisible or give you the ability to fly??...maybe special ninja powers????? Dude it looks like a used cock ring to me, fuckin sephs used cock ring... nice prize fag. You want to be invisible? Come over to Slash's house this sunday it's bukkake night. We'll make you invisible allright. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	i have some good methods, but i'll need a basket of figs and some rats.preferably large, plague infected ones.a chinchila with ebold would work, too GO BIG BLUE! This is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

Sloatsburgh	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Seph's hands weren't that shade of chink yellow i thought they'd be... Maybe Seph hasn't seen the sun in a long time... She tastes like a gyro. I loathe the Froy. Sloats Burgh Buddy .

GonzoStyle	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:52 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Maybe Seph hasn't seen the sun in a long time... You mean snow white? I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:54 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Shoot him in the face in front of a roomfull of kindergarteners. Gonzo, I wanna be invisible too... I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: You want to be invisible? Come over to Slash's house this sunday it's bukkake night. We'll make you invisible allright. Are you hitting on me again?? quote: Gonzo, I wanna be invisible too... You little slut.

Maynard	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:00 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Gonzo, I wanna be invisible too... With that ear? Never happen. don't open your eyes take it from me I have found you can find happiness in slavery I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

GonzoStyle	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:24 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-24-01 @ 1:26 PM

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:08 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Hs tyranny has gone on for far too long, he must be stopped! Yeah, the bastard even charged me $20 to come to a party. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

danked Dankarella!	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	let the jews crucify him too... Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!

Is Don on the phone?	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:48 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Seph, just hack into NORAD and change the IFF transponder code on his sleigh to one registered to Afghanistan-then NATO does the rest. NORAD tracks that sumbitch every Christmas eve-and they are kinda trigger happy as of late. Plus, he's got the long-ass beard, so he fits the profile. AIM:isdononthephone

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: let the jews crucify him too... I went to the ozzy concert saturday night....ozzy had santa on the cross behind him for the whole show.... Av8er Radio [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ] Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.Sickened by your face.By the way, to think that your so fucking kind? You ain't! Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me! I knew when an angel whispered into my ear, You gotta get him away. Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or you may have not lived another day. Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me. Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way. Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!

danked Dankarella!	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	then i guess Ozzy wins Seph's contest... Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!

Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:18 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	We put him in a locked room with a television that will play a continuous loop of one episode of Teletubbies and a gun that has one bullet. We let him take care of the rest "I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." - Rodney Dangerfield

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: We put him in a locked room with a television that will play a continuous loop of one episode of Teletubbies and a gun that has one bullet I like that idea, except I say we throw Dana Dillion in there for good measure. Av8er Radio [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ] Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.Sickened by your face.By the way, to think that your so fucking kind? You ain't! Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me! I knew when an angel whispered into my ear, You gotta get him away. Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or you may have not lived another day. Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me. Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way. Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!

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