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Maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

How about a greasy pork sandwhich served in a dirty ashtray???

One of my all time favorite movie quotes.

And that movie has a HOTTTT ass Kelly LeBrock. Damn, when she's in that t-shirt and little panties when they first make her. Mmmmmm...


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Remind me never to post my test shots in here.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
King f-tard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I got no place.... oh wait somebody already used that one.

Originally I came here cause I loved the show. Now I hardly listen to the show, I have no idea what this GD thing is people keep talking about, but I still come here cause I have fun. Even with all the personal bullshit that has come up recently, I still have a great time posting here.






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Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
gives me something to do between my compulsive masturbating

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Why bother stopping to post? You need to learn to type with one hand.


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
alkey can multitask while posting:

bong hits, masturbation, hamster up his ass ((PJ)), dog pissing on his leg, getting beer and ciggies for his favorite bink, and god knows what else.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
But you go through keyboards like crazy if you don't turn away from your desk at the moment of truth. Damn those sticky keys. All of your co-workers will wonder why your emails look like this: IIII juuuuusssst finnniiiisheeeed tyyyypingggg upppp thhhhhhaaatt TTTPPPS RREPORTTTT


I can levitate birds
No one cares
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
I stay here because i want to be one of the 2 or 3 active black posters here....no wait sometimes torment shelle...no wait sometimes debate over nothing like a lawyer...no cringe and nervously laugh at the fucked shit jokes here. There's a lot of shit.

And oh yeah board parties. They're worth every $20 bill. ;)



Email
- AIM:roweLENTless2001

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

no wait sometimes torment shelle...no wait sometimes debate over nothing like a lawyer


CLS, did you hack in Lent's account?


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Ikea, why does every one of your posts end in a question?
Did you know that until you mentioned it I didn't realize it? With the exception of questions I never intentionally do the constant question thing.

There, it ended without a question- happy?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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Banana_juice
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well I dont post here a lot anymore because I have been slammed with work since I started my new job in September, and it really gives me no time to slack at all. But, I started coming on here in January for the laughs and discussion in General Discussion. But after a while, I just stuck to off topic for the most part. And even though I dont post a lot at all anymore, I still love checking out the board to lurk if I have some free time at work. And there are still some people that I consider friends that I instant message with from time to time throughout my work day. And I met some cool people at the 2 functions I have been to (road show at asbury park and the Rich Vos show at Jimmys in Morristown).



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HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Why are you here?



Because the condom br-- shit, that's not what you meant, is it?

I first started coming here after hearing the guys refer to the board on several occasions during the show, and like a driver passing a bloody car wreck, I just had to keep coming back and looking at the newest threads, the latest feuds, etc. Now that I live in the middle of nowhere and can't hear the show as often as I used to, coming here makes me still feel a part of things.

I actually didn't post here that much until the Becky thread...but the night FunBags and I reminisced about McDonald's jingles awoke the post whore in me.

quote:

Jack to Hydrated Peach's sig pic du jour.



Damn, I'll actually have to put an effort in my sig pics from now on... ;)




Enigma
Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
I'm here because none of my friends are willing to talk about O&A 24 hours a day.

O&A bit of the day Rock n' Roll Tommy's Impression of Psycho Mark
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I actually didn't post here that much until the Becky thread...but the night FunBags and I reminisced about McDonald's jingles awoke the post whore in me.


strangely enough, being around Alkey awoke the post whore in me...


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:08 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I come here just for this...
quote:

This message was edited by Ken'sPen...
When I see those words, it gives me a special feeling inside.

But really, I come here because I always know that I'll end up cracking up at something that one of you nuts wrote.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

When I see those words, it gives me a special feeling inside.


Back Booth At Bar 9 What?


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Back Booth At Bar 9 What?
"Inside Jokes" thread, babe, "Inside Jokes" thread.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Oopsie... ;)


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
F the S out of her A
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 12:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
After about a year of lurking and forgetting my login information, I joined during the speculation tornado when the boys' contract ended.

Since then, I have been here, sitting in the corner with my shitty dial-up, waiting for traffic to die down on the board so I can leave my hit-and-run posts that are soemtimes hit-and-run on and on and on and on and on and on...

Heck, it's a little more creative than freewriting.

Besides, this is where the O&A Show exists the other 20 hours a day. The boys go home to Long Island and the rest of the creative element of the show (us) stays here and keeps at it.

Something like that.

fin.

Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:24 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

The boys go home to Long Island
Only Opie does that. Anthony goes home to Brooklyn (fuckin' traitor).



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:34 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
im here because umm well err uhhh
YEAH thats why
i just am.

its cause i have no life

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:05 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

Why are you here?



To annoy the shit out of you motherfuckers.

Oh and the parties too, can't forget about the parites



I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.



This message was edited by Faceman on 12-28-01 @ 2:09 AM
Wookie
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I'm here to be entertained.

So what are you all just standing around for?!
Dance motherfuckers!!



Wishing everyone a very Happy Holiday Season!

What the F is figgy pudding, anyway?!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:17 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Oopsie...


did someone say opie?!?!?!?!

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 5:20 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I come here because I always know that I'll end up cracking up at something that one of you nuts wrote.


If my nuts could write, I'd be on Letterman.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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