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The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 5:35 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I'm here for the ultimate high of starting a new page. You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 5:38 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Bastard. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

King f-tard	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 8:32 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	It wasnt me, I think Alkey was clicking my finger on the mouse. This message was edited by King f-tard on 12-28-01 @ 8:33 AM

King f-tard	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 8:32 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: If my nuts could write, I'd be on Letterman. Dude, I would pay to see that, that would rock. IM me Or E-Mail Me Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: I'm here to be entertained. So what are you all just standing around for?! Dance motherfuckers!! ::does a lil Irish jig:: Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting. I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: but the night FunBags and I reminisced about McDonald's jingles awoke the post whore in me. LMAO I remember that night...Big Mac, McBLT, Quater Pounder with some cheese, Mc Nuggets, tasty golden fries, regular and larger size....arghhh :) I came here out of curiosity...and due to the fact I was unemployed...I stay...well because it's free ;) please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you I get so nervous I'm shaking Gets so I got no pride at all Gets so bad but I just keep coming back for more I guess I just get off on that stuff I'm thinking about taking some time I'm thinking about leaving soon I got some things I can't tell anyone I got some things I just can't say They're the kind of things no one knows about I just need somebody to talk to me I'm thinking about leaving tomorrow I'm thinking about being on my own I think I've been wasting my time I'm thinking about getting out In all this time, The bottom line's you don't know how much I feel You say you see but I don't agree You don't know how I feel USA

Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: ::does a lil Irish jig:: is there anything you wont do? if you know what i mean, nudge nudge Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! AIM- Arpikarhu

onehung lo434	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Because you people from new york and jersey are such a pleasure to converse with. :)

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: ::does a lil Irish jig:: KidAlkey???

Wookie	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:32 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	quote: ::does a lil Irish jig:: See that? The highest quality of online entertainment! Thanx Shelle!! Wishing everyone a very Happy Holiday Season! What the F is figgy pudding, anyway?!

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:40 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	I have problems going to sleep, so I come online cause I am bored. Starting reading and posting on the board and now I am addicted. I don't think the board is lacking, I enjoy what I read, but usually don't have a witty response. I LOVE THE MORON

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:43 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	the not sleeping thing is another major reason. I mean I'm sure I couldread but I haven't been able to pick something out to read yet. I mean I have things but can't put forth the effort. And when three's Company ends at 3 am and I'm not tired I need something to do "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Friday Dec 28- CBS: Yes Dear (R), Ellen (R), Life (R)...NBC: Providence (R), Dateline, SVU (R)...FOX: Big...ABC: Home VIdeo (R), Domino Day 2001 (???)...UPN: Dark City (great movie)...Don't blame me that TV sucks "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:46 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Rape, I've seen you come up with plenty of titty responses, who are you kidding? I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

Wookie	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:49 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	Rape's back! Yay!! That's the other reason I come here, her sig pics! :-) Wishing everyone a very Happy Holiday Season! What the F is figgy pudding, anyway?!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: but I usually don't have a witty response. Neither do I, but that doesn't stop me. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 5:06 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	quote: I'm here for the ultimate high of starting a new page. I just noticed this, are you mocking me? And you don't always need a witty response. I think I've only made 10 witty responses in my lavish career and all those sucked. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Friday Dec 28- CBS: Yes Dear (R), Ellen (R), Life (R)...NBC: Providence (R), Dateline, SVU (R)...FOX: Big...ABC: Home VIdeo (R), Domino Day 2001 (???)...UPN: Dark City (great movie)...Don't blame me that TV sucks "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

danked Dankarella!	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 5:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	i'm a spy for SFN... Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 5:36 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	quote: i'm a spy for SFN... better than a spy for Whackbag "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Friday Dec 28- CBS: Yes Dear (R), Ellen (R), Life (R)...NBC: Providence (R), Dateline, SVU (R)...FOX: Big...ABC: Home VIdeo (R), Domino Day 2001 (???)...UPN: Dark City (great movie)...Don't blame me that TV sucks "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

danked Dankarella!	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 5:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	ah yes... but maybe i am a spy for Whackbag and i'm just telling you i'm a spy for SFN. crazy, huh? Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 5:43 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	quote: ah yes... but maybe i am a spy for Whackbag and i'm just telling you i'm a spy for SFN. Should we start calling you Bristow? "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Friday Dec 28- CBS: Yes Dear (R), Ellen (R), Life (R)...NBC: Providence (R), Dateline, SVU (R)...FOX: Big...ABC: Home VIdeo (R), Domino Day 2001 (???)...UPN: Dark City (great movie)...Don't blame me that TV sucks "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 7:07 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Rape, I've seen you come up with plenty of titty responses, who are you kidding? Yes Alkey, plenty of those in the WOW forum, although not too many as of late, but I said I usually don't have anything Witty to say. I LOVE THE MORON

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 7:45 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Rape's back! Yay!! That's the other reason I come here, her sig pics! Wooohooo! Thanks so much, and just for you, a new sig - enjoy! I LOVE THE MORON

Maynard	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 8:30 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	The picture doesn't work Rape. Hey, do you think I could borrow your hat for New Years? I need to advertise. I used to love her But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: is there anything you wont do? if you know what i mean, nudge nudge yes, give an epeleptic a strobe light... quote: See that? The highest quality of online entertainment! Thanx Shelle!! no problem wookers... and here i thought i was a lil rusty... guess my few months on the Emerald Isle paid off. Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting. I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.

Wookie	posted on 12-29-2001 @ 5:37 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	quote: Wooohooo! Thanks so much, and just for you, a new sig - enjoy! Ah, I'm feelin' the love... Thanx back to you, babe. Whatever can I do to repay you? Wishing everyone a very Happy Holiday Season! What the F is figgy pudding, anyway?!

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