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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: What smells like shit and looks like a dogs ass?
boobookittyfuk
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 8:57 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

When we were done Ladi took her turn with the now famous Aids infected strap on.



DAMN IT! IT WAS MY TURN!!!

quote:

At least now with Ladi here, it takes the pressure off of the mommies...LOL. I just hope she can stretch out quickly or she'll be a might uncomfortable


Oh - she is used to it... OOPS.. Ladi, was I not supposed to say anything?!?!

Metalfan
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 9:01 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
That was a goat leg??? Damn, after I used it as a pry bar to open Grump's gramma's love clam, I used it as a toothpick.....fucking acid in there is getting stronger

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 9:30 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

DAMN IT! IT WAS MY TURN!!!

Don't worry BooBoo there are plenty to go around, I can only do one thing at a time anyway.

Oh, btw did that funny purple rash on you nose ever clear up. You're supposed to swallow it, not snort it. And homeless men don't have any money anyway, that's why they are always hanging around the bus station. ;)




I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
Grumpy
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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 9:39 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
How is it that I wake up and find grandma being violated with a goat leg? Isn't that a typical morning for Ladi? BooBoo, if you're nice, we'll take you over to the kiddie pool and let you go swimming for a while. Don't mind the junk in there (literally - we lopped off snuka's last week. He doesn't need it anymore). and those floating balloons are full of ....uh....vanilla cream..yeah...vanilla baby batch cream. Enjoy.

Has anyone seen Metal's sister. I think I left my right boot up her ass last night. I need it back.


Nothing is sacred as long as CBH and Snuka are around.
Be warned and be very afraid!

DoughBoy
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 9:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
WTF?!?! Grumpy, Sean, now CBH, who next? Upu, JMB?

Metalfan
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 9:42 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I can only do one thing at a time anyway.



If that were the case, your body wouldn't have so many cavities to violate, now would it? How did the people living under Grand Central enjoy your visit anyway? Rumor has it you were a radioactive mess of splooge after....happy new year >)

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
boobookittyfuk
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 9:49 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

if you're nice, we'll take you over to the kiddie pool and let you go swimming for a while.


Hey, I don't want to "play" by myself... If i am going to be enflicted with some puss spewing, boil popping skin disease, I want to have someone there that i can share it with.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 10:10 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

If i am going to be enflicted with some puss spewing, boil popping skin disease, I want to have someone there that i can share it with.



Paging Ladi, Paging HeyLadiLadi
Paging Spitfire, paging Spitfire.

You're being paged to the kiddiepool for new member abduction...I mean induction......Please report to the kiddie pool immediately.


Nothing is sacred as long as CBH and Snuka are around.
Be warned and be very afraid!

FN Moron
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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 10:13 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
OK...who's got the keg of skunked beer... I mean, if you're breakin' out the kiddie pool I wanna have a full bladder...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Metalfan
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 10:18 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey Grump, where do ya want this truckload of chum I hijacked?

::looking in BooBoo's direction::

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 10:22 AM      
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Registered: May. 01

Look what I found in the closet for booboo! It's just a spare, till she can get her own ...






I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
Maynard
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 10:33 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well WEll Well, look what we have here, a meeting of the fuckin retards.

Well howdee doodee motherfaggits!
quote:

Umm...would that be your dog's ass? ...and would that be before or after Maynard fucks it?

Listen fuckwad, the only dog anyone's fucking around here is your sister, but the only one daring enough to do that is Snuka. I mean, that guy will stick his dick ANYWHERE!


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

spitfire421
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 10:33 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
::grabs Booboo by her grotesquely long pubic hair (Bitch, you gotta shave down there...that's where that smell was eminating from!), body slams her into the chum pool...

Oops, forgot your helmet! Put it on, Howie left you a big suprise :)

Welcome to the club girlie! Now bend over...



It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

NEVER FORGET!!!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 10:38 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
lets see -

Chum - check
Hockey helmet - check
Beer - check
fill in the kiddie pool - about an hour after the beer. check

Looks like we got ourselves a little bath to take booboo.... here kitty kitty kitty, here kitty. Ladi, spread your legs. Kitties are attracted to the smell of fish. we'll sort through the 40 or so kitties that show up from the stench to find booboo.

all we need now is for Snuka and Gonzo to show up and add the "special" ingredient to the pool. I hope they had Taco's and beans for dinner last night.


Nothing is sacred as long as CBH and Snuka are around.
Be warned and be very afraid!

FN Moron
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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 10:45 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Here we see Spitfire about to dive into the kiddie pool filled with Maynard's eneama & Ladi's old douche...



and here we see BooBooKitty awaiting her turn...


and here we see Gonzo's personal pool awaiting him





Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



This message was edited by FN Moron on 1-2-02 @ 10:55 AM

Maynard
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 10:58 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Kitties are attracted to the smell of fish. we'll sort through the 40 or so kitties that show up from the stench to find booboo.

Well good, Moron should feel right at home with all those cats. Just make sure he uses lube this time. PETA wasn't too happy about it the last time.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
when did moron switch to cats? what happen, the hamsters don't fit any more? too loose? I heard he had a big hole but I didn't think it was THAT big. Sluggo - comment?


Nothing is sacred as long as CBH and Snuka are around.
Be warned and be very afraid!

FN Moron
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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Sorry Maynard.. I didn't mean to leave you out... here, you can wrestle your disease stick to these...










Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01

Here we have Maynard, Moron & Grumpy warming up the pool for the girls...






I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
spitfire421
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Look, Metal's sister's all ready to go! And how nice of him to even knocked out all her front teeth for better gumming action


quote:

when did moron switch to cats?

He switched when he found out about the sand-paper tongue on his sphincter...


It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

NEVER FORGET!!!


This message was edited by spitfire421 on 1-2-02 @ 11:17 AM
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 11:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
This post has really entered the "Hi I'm gay now stick your big cock in my unwiped asshole." zone.

But....here we have Ladi showing us some of her talents that helped her become a member in the torture cave.

FN Moron
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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 11:18 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
look... Ladi... i found pictures of a few of your more recent boyfriends...






Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 11:31 AM      
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Registered: May. 01

At home w/the Snukas....



Pick us a god one Grandma Moron...






I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
Metalfan
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Spit, do me a favor...next time you use your double-ended dildo of death with my sister...take the damned thing home with you...she walked around for days with that hanging out like a tapeworm before she remembered it was there. That's the real reason she has no teeth.......you fucked them outta her....oh an a little shower-toshower and a solid douching wouldn't hurt you either

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 12:33 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

when did moron switch to cats? what happen, the hamsters don't fit any more? too loose? I heard he had a big hole but I didn't think it was THAT big. Sluggo - comment?

Grump...
Actually...
He FUCKS the cats...
And as for his own rectal stimulation...
The hamsters just don't do it for him anymore...
I gave him a dozen rabid weasels for X-mas...
Haven't heard from him in a week.


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
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