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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: What smells like shit and looks like a dogs ass?
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Grumpy taking after his mommy.

*edit
Ah, don't post that.

This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 1-3-02 @ 10:33 PM
Maynard
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 12:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I gave him a dozen rabid weasels for X-mas...

Well now that explains the doubling up on his fiber intake recently. Gotta give those little buggers SOMETHING to eat.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

spitfire421
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 12:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
HA HA Metal! That's what she told you? I gave Snuka $20 to take her away from me, her incessant drooling and slobbering puss scared me off...I didn't think you could get genital warts in your mouth, oh well, both ends look the same now anyway...

Be careful when she sucks your dick next time, you don't know where that mouth has been.

quote:



Ladi, OAS AND his dog at one time?? You're sick girl!


One Inch Man, lonely soul...Two Inch Man, gimme more...Always so lonely, lonely, lonely...One Inch Man, he's so lonely, oh, he's breathin'...Damn my thoughts for you, do you really wanna fuck me?...Love my time for you, do you really wanna hold me?...Had my time for you, do you really wanna hold me?...Love my time for you, do you really wanna?

NEVER FORGET!!!


This message was edited by spitfire421 on 1-2-02 @ 12:54 PM
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 1:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Well now that explains the doubling up on his fiber intake recently

Damn!
I was wondering why your breath smelled like SHIT!
You've been helping Moron with his colon maintenance again?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 1:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Yes, but atleast mine live to see another day.

Spit's last date was swallowed up by her acid gash ;)






I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 3:15 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Smells like a new year in here.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
boobookittyfuk
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Now Bend over



Wait... I don't want to take the attention away from Gonz and Maynard or is it Gaynard... Besides Spit's got to show me the ropes, he knows how it's done right.

Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 6:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I leave you all alone for a few hours and when i come back, there's Gay action going on, animals are being violated, Metal's sister has turned this place into her own personal brothel with her father working "Clean-up" and the place smells like a dumpster behind a Korean soup kitchen on a hot summer day! Also, one of you ladies needs to change her panties and hose yourself down with a firehose then scrub your chowder shooter with pine-sol, it smells so bad in here that buzzards have started cirling the house looking for the rotting carcass that is your Vagina..LOL!!

So, how are all you AIDS breast-milk drinking mongloids today?



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!
Metalfan
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 7:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Spit's got to show me the ropes, he knows how it's done right.



Well I'll be damned....took BooBoo almost no time to find out Spit's secret. Not only does her doomper take up 14 parking spaces, but she's doing the tucky-hidey with her junk. No wonder she always has jock-itch medication with her...and I always thought it was from the cheese laden bacteria Howie leaves behind from that limp festerting shaft of his.

Howie, mom make anymore chlamydia stew? I ran outta her last batch....mmmmmmmm, nice and chunky, the way I like it!!!

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
boobookittyfuk
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 8:20 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

No wonder she always has jock-itch medication with her...and I always thought it was from the cheese laden bacteria Howie leaves behind from that limp festerting shaft of his



Metal - you should know right... you are the last one to wipe off the the smelly chunky cheese from your mouth after doing some tongue tricks. Eventually, you'll get lucky and not get sloppy seconds.

Metalfan
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 8:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Sure beats the hell outta that brie/yogurt/butterscoth pudding thing you have going on down there BooBoo....LOL. You have a different flavor oozing out of every orifice....sometimes I'm just not in the mood for surprises.

BTW, did your crust covered meat flaps enjoy the plunger treatment the other night? Has the swelling gone down yet?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
boobookittyfuk
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 8:40 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

You have a different flavor oozing out of every orifice


Sometimes variety is the spice of life... if you can't hack it with the big boys... get out of the pool. (gene or otherwise)

Metalfan
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

if you can't hack it with the big boys



LMAO....I took my first dip in the chum pool while you were still a dried up smegma spot on your daddy's underwear. Let's see how that helmet's working for ya

::picks up BooBoo, performs a tombstone piledriver on her into the middle of the kiddy pool, rendering her unconscious::

LOL....lets see how you enjoy the warm ooze filling your airways...I'm sure you're used to it...LOL

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

You have a different flavor oozing out of every orifice


[nortonvoice]Nice!!!![/nortonvoice]

Well I see much doesn't change around here. How are all you ass f's?

Metal. since when did you start getting picky about oozing orifices? The fact that you can even get within sniffing distance of an orifice is a treat for you. Well that is when Gaynerd's not around.

BooBoo, expelling Metal from the gene pool, Nice!!!



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 1-3-02 @ 9:08 AM
boobookittyfuk
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:18 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

while you were still a dried up smegma spot on your daddy's underwear

Pedefile... I'm not as young as you want me to be.

quote:

BooBoo, expelling Metal from the gene pool, Nice!!!


-Thanks for giving me back my wonder woman powers. The mixture forming in the gene pool has caused a radioactive reaction draining me of my strength. (booboo glowing with muscles bulging)

Metalfan
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 10:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

The fact that you can even get within sniffing distance of an orifice is a treat for you. Well that is when Gaynerd's not around.



Holy Shit...Methusela made a funny! Well gah damned pops, how's the assisted living facility treatin ya?

quote:

Pedefile... I'm not as young as you want me to be.



Please, don't confuse me with GS or Snuka....they blanket the kindergarten's daily.

quote:

booboo glowing with muscles bulging


So you do the tucky-hidey thing too? How many effin he/she's we got in this place??? Its no wonder you enjoy having a telephone pole shoved up your doomper.....been to a Turkish prison lately?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
boobookittyfuk
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 3:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

How many effin he/she's we got in this place???


Jealous that I can bend you over and ram your dick up your ass so fast you will be running to Grumpy's mama and wanting to be nursed like an infant? Wait, I think I just discribed 95% of the Male population on this board... plus 2 or 3 of the women!

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 3:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

.....been to a Turkish prison lately?

I heard your last trip there w/Grumpy was.... eventful. Wilbur rode your ass like a prize winning show pony.




I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
Metalfan
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 3:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Well, if it isn't the Rotten Snatch girls....have a nice day of using your rancid bodily fluids to strip rust off of chrome?

I hear even the workers at the local sewage treatment plant have finally banned you two chemistry experiements gone awry from bathing there...you were throwing just too many toxins into the sludge.....back to Snuka's basement with you I guess

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 4:05 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Weirdos.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 12:43 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Weirdos.


Get out ya freak before BooBoo opens her chum pool skimmer and pisses in your ear (or your rear).

Nice to see all the retards having fun during the day. and how come no one told me it was be nice to old farts day today? Even OAS showed up.

Goodnight ya freaks. Tomorrow Wilbur is coming back home to clean this place up. Bring your KY and Preparation H.


Nothing is sacred as long as CBH and Snuka are around.
Be warned and be very afraid!

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

and here we see Gonzo's personal pool awaiting him






NO NO!!! He likes flip boys and muppets get it right!!!


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!

This message was edited by TFEC on 1-4-02 @ 2:49 PM


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