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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Most bizarre, gross or just plain f-ed up thing you've seen or did? | ||||
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| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 6:33 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Ok I know we all see some pretty messed up stuff out there. As an emt, and a fire man I have seen loads of wacked shit! Let's share shall we? For me one of the most messed up is the first aid call for a patient experiencing serious groin pain. When we got there we discovered a partially naked man who.... grab your seats people....was having sex with his golden retriever and well, she kinda clamped down if you know what I mean... It took us about half an hour and a visit from the medics giving him a shot of valium to get him to a..relax enough to be removed from the poor dog's hind quarters. "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!! | ||||
| Paper Boy I want my two dollars! | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 6:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I have one. I was delivering papers upstate by Oneonta. The house I was looking for was vacant so I wanted to check with a neighbor to make sure I had the correct house. I pull into the neighbors very long driveway and I see through the sliding glass door a nude woman vaccuming. I get very excited at this point. I check myself and get out of the car and head for the door. As I am halfway there, I see that it is not a nude woman vacuuming but it is a nude man masturbating in front of his couch. I was very unhappy at this point. I turn around and head back to my car when his dogs start barking, he sees me and shuts off his lights. I got in my car and left. The End.  | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 6:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Oh boy, this one's gotta fall under "The most fucked-up thing i did". I actually threw a Big Gulp cup full of my very own hot vomit in a chick face outside of a bar because she threw her beer in my face for no reason! Believe me, it's a long story....the funny thing was seeing her drunken ass standing in the freezing cold with a piece of pepperoni hanging from her hair while steam came off of the cars that it landed on! She was so fucked up she didn't even know what had just happened to her. Needless to say, my pal and i were laughing so hard on the way home we took out someones mailbox...and i spent the rest of the night with my guard up for fear of this whacko coming after me with a gun after she sobered up and realized what had happened! I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!! This message was edited by Crybaby Howie on 1-12-02 @ 6:56 PM | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 6:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | That was you, paperboy? Why didn't ya stop?  Long Live the "Syndication Underground" This message was edited by barch97 on 1-12-02 @ 6:58 PM | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 6:55 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | alright, an old friend of mine called me up one afternoon and told me to come on over. so i'm thinkin, alright we'll hang out, rent some movie, the usual lame shit. i ring the doorbell, no one answers. i yell up at my friend and she answers back to me, slightly out of breath, come on in the door's open, i'm in my room. i walk into the house, and its kinda quiet, but i hear soft moaning, and she calls up to me, aren't you gonna come into my room. i step into her room and what do i see? she's bent over the bed with her german shephard fucking her. i took one look, felt like throwing up, walked out of the house and haven't spoken to her since (about 5 years)  Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| Paper Boy I want my two dollars! | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 7:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Where does she live? I would love to see that. | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 7:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | quote: hehe. wouldn't you like to know. i think these days her dog died and she's back to men. besides i have more fucked up stories, but not bestiality. and i would be the queen of posts for this one with all the stories. Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 7:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hmmm lets see i havent seen anybody try to f an animal but one of the most bizarre things that has happened to me was when I was in 8th grade. I had Home Ec, First Period and we were working on making our own stuffed animals on the sewing machine. Now why they had us working sewing machines at 8 in the morning was beyond me but whatever. I was making my little stupid stuffed animal and the thread had gotten knotted and I went to go try to untangle it by the needle. Well I guess I didnt realize that my foot was right on the foot pedal but as I am untangling the thread, i put my foot down and the machine starts going. All of a sudden I hear a snap and look down as I realize what I just did to see my right pointer finger with half a sewing needle stuck right through the tip. It went right through the bottom and up through the nail. To make a long story short, ran to the school nurse who then had the principal drive me to the ER...and had the needle removed, finger is fine, sometimes cramps when its going to rain. I have provided a visual for all to see where the needle went in:  Heartbreaker you've got the best of me But I just keep on comin' back incessantly Oh why did you have to run your game on me I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 7:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | too bad we couldn't get a visual aid for that german shephard story. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Paper Boy I want my two dollars! | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 7:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I was going to post apic of a young lady being intimate with a dog but I have thought better of it. This message was edited by Paper Boy on 1-12-02 @ 7:49 PM | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 7:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:then tell more...please?i want to puke my dinner back up. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...partially digested fried chicken  | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 7:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Yeah, that's probably best PB. I was thinking something more diagramatic (like the needle in the finger.) Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 7:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Well, besides a flaming hole in the side of a 110 story building? I think thats the only time I've ever gasped and put my hand over my mouth. But as for gross, compared to you all, this is fairly tame, but there was a condom on a train seat one day. I didnt examine it enough to determine whether it was used or just unwrapped and left there.
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| donotkidme | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 7:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | i don't know what this constitutes under but i one night in a hostel, while my roommate, some guy, and i were all plastered. the guy and i were fooling around, and my roommate was watching and giving a play by play to her best friend on her cell phone. and i think some pics were taken (don't know where they are, so don't ask) Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| Sgt. Squeegie | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 8:05 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | Geez, don't I feel sheltered now... The worst thing I've ever seen is someone breaking their leg with the bone poking out the side of the skin. Pretty tame.  MSN Messenger: waybaker@hotmail.com | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 8:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | i got another one. In a criminal justice class i'm taking the prof is an ex cop and showed us pictures of mvas (car accidents). this one girl was thrown from the car and her face looked like a pizza. all bloody, couldn't make out the face anymore, it was crushed and her brain and tissue and skull was spilling out on top of it. Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 8:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | did you get permission to use that sig sunt? need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 8:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Well, I went to go visit Gonzo one time, and when I walked in I saw this. [EDIT] - Sorry Maynard, but that's crossing the line. EDIT - But, but, but that was the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.  This message was edited by Maynard on 1-12-02 @ 8:57 PM | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 11:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | EDIT- Wrong quote! lolquote:You'll notice: A) Its not the same picture as FN Moron. (It's slightly closer to his than his to Danked's, though) B) It says "Because there's no such thing as too much confusion" under my name.
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| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 11:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | i let maynerd fondle my ball sack AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-12-2002 @ 11:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Hey cunt... your clipboard's full Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| BE DIALING! | posted on 01-13-2002 @ 12:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Back in High School, I was taking wood shop during freshman year. One day, the teacher was showing us how to use the vertical band saw. He was sliding a piece of wood through, and talking to us at the same time, I think he was actually mentioning how inportant it is to wear safety goggles or something like that, when he just sliced his thumb right off. Blood was squirting out of his hand in pretty big bursts, and his thumb was just laying on the saw in a pile of sawdust. Someone ran to get the nurse, one kid ran to the sink and puked, and god only knows why, but I was kind enough to wrap his severed thumb in a paper towel until the nurse came with a bag of ice for it. Anyway, he missed a week or so of school, but they were able to re-attach the damn thing. VIRRRRGINS PEOPLE!!! And ... A McGwire Rookie Card!  E-Mail Me | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 01-13-2002 @ 2:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | this happened just recently, i could honestly say it was the most disturbing thing ive ever seen in my life we were all drunk new years eve night and looking for stuff on morpheus, someone typed in kiddie porn and the person who owned the computer started clicking on things to download--this one picture that popped up on the screen was so disturbing--it was a naked, 5 year old girl putting her hands over her face and a huge cock facing her vag, almost penetrating-SO FUCKING SICK WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------  I LOVE THE SLASH Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-13-2002 @ 11:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Most recently.. we were summoned to a car accident. apparently one car, a convertable(spelling?) ran a red and flipped onto it's side slamming the passenger into the road and smashing her head like a pumpkin on mischief night. Her brains went everywhere but mostly onto the windshield of the car at the other end of the light. the driver of the second car got out and was running all over the accident scene yelling:"GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" Our "crew" and the cops spent ten minutes trying to find out what her problem was before we looked at her car... "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!! | ||||
| TimCR125 | posted on 01-13-2002 @ 12:23 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | I think the most distubing thing i saw was recently in this topic i came upon Crybaby Howie's sig, is there a way to disable his sig on my system? I feel like puking. | ||||
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