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barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:33 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	You know how women always list â€œsense of humor/funnyâ€ in the top five attributes of the perfect man? I've never actually seen it myself (may very well be urban legend) but, I've heard of women reaching O without any physical contact. Like the way chocolate stimulates neurological responses similar to sexual activity for instance. Even men on rare occasions... that girl that called in for the virgin thing... boyfriend that would cum in his pants just buy putting his hand in her back pocket I think it was on one of those "hookers on the point" segments on HBO... a guy takes a hooker up to his room lays on the bed with his pants off... no one touches him at all and he just does... And, what about wet dreams? So, itâ€™s obviously possible to reach orgasm, male or female (so, Iâ€™m told) without any physical contact. So, hereâ€™s my question: Is it possible to make a woman laugh so hard that she actually has an orgasm? Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

donotkidme	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:52 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01	depends on the joke or what she's laughing at Complaints? Too bad!

GRABMYJUNK	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Yeah, just pull down your pants and let her see your junk :cool: "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!! This message was edited by GRABMYJUNK on 1-16-02 @ 12:55 PM

donotkidme	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:57 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01	quote: Yeah, just pull down your pants and let her see your junk lmao, too funny. oh and i have never laughed to orgasm...i think Complaints? Too bad!

**~BeckyDC~** Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 1:01 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: Is it possible to make a woman laugh so hard that she actually has an orgasm? Shit..I didnt know that was possible?? but if it is lemme know lol AIM \| E-Mail Me "I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

GRABMYJUNK	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 1:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I have heard of women getting the big O from being tickled. I think they did something about it on "Real Sex" a few years ago. "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!

o&aswallow	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 1:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	If your "stand-up" act is a "big enough" hit, they should be able to get off with no problem. ;) Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 1:46 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	So, from what I can gather so far... the problem is more of a lack of women knowing it could be done than of me not being funny enough. Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

donotkidme	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 1:50 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01	quote: me not being funny enough. you said it, not me. Complaints? Too bad!

o&aswallow	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 1:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Well barch, if it makes you feel better, then, well yeah, that's it. Those stupid bitches.....LOL. Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

donotkidme	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 2:01 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01	Who you calling a stupid bitch? lol I really think you'd have to train yourself real hard to have an orgasm while laughing, and what the hell do you do if you go to a comedy show or something, the girl would just pass out. See, you need me to think of stupid things like that. Complaints? Too bad!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:00 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I think I'll stick to making women cum by using my dick. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

o&aswallow	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: I think I'll stick to making women cum by using my dick. Still into disappointing the ladies everytime eh Alkey? Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I think I'll stick to making women cum by using my dick. Now THAT'S funny!!! Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I think I'll stick to making women cum by using my dick. since when can you get it up? My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I've laughed pretty hard in my day and never once orgasmed...although I've been known to snort :( quote: I think I'll stick to making women cum by using my dick. Awww look he made a funny :D The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

**~BeckyDC~** Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:13 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	LOL I WAS gonna say somethin back but I figured 4 was enough.. AIM \| E-Mail Me "I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:14 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I hate you all. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

o&aswallow	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: I've laughed pretty hard in my day and never once orgasmed...although I've been known to snort Gah damn, now that's hot!!! Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Gah damn, now that's hot!!! If you think my snorting is hot, you should take me out for Mexican..... ;) The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

o&aswallow	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: If you think my snorting is hot, you should take me out for Mexican..... Authentic or Tex-Mex? Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Authentic or Tex-Mex? Taco Bell :D And back to the issue at hand...first man to make a funny that makes me cum gets a prize :rolleyes: The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I hate you all. That's not what you said to me last night you whore, and i'd appreciate it if you'd swallow next time. Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:29 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	I really doubt that there is anything funny enough to make anyone reach orgasm just reading it on a message board. I'd imagine there would have to be more involved than just humor alone. But, is it so unbelievable that, under the right circumstances, it could happen? btw... don't mess with me alkey... they'll rip you apart. Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: But, is it so unbelievable that, under the right circumstances, it could happen? Honestly...yes. Laughing really hard doesn't really affect your no-no places at all....even when you're hysterical laughing. However, I sure know I'm gonna try to laugh a lot more than I used to... The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

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