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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 9:45 AM      
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I been looking everywhere for this


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donotkidme
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 10:55 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Ikea furniture sucks but does Ikea?



only one way to find out




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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 11:00 AM      
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I like to suck the juice off buffalo wings before I eat them.


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donotkidme
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
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quote:

I like to suck the juice off buffalo wings before I eat them.


mmm, wings




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OAAWITE
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 11:44 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
The funnest emmisions from your body are ranked as follows: cumming, pissing, farting, sneezing, shitting, puking, bleeding, and finally Clamydhia.


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
some prostitutes like for you to pay in full before services are rendered


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
donotkidme
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 11:51 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
it takes about 1.6 million simultaneous mosquito bites to drain one's body of its blood

*edit* oaawite made me sad :(




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This message was edited by donotkidme on 1-28-02 @ 11:59 AM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
SHENANNIGANS... SHENANNIGANS... I call shenannigans on donotkidme


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
donotkidme
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 11:58 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
paper boy and oaawite steal my useless info




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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 11:59 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I touch my penis inapropriately while viewing amatuer porn on the internet.


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
OAAWITE
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
The Patriots are a lock-of-the-year 16-point underdogs.


donotkidme
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

amatuer porn



hmm, which pics are you looking at? yes barch you have permission to jerk off to my boobs




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OAAWITE
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 12:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

yes barch you have permission to jerk off on my boobs



Ikea's territory? If only he wasn't too busy watching that Ab Fab marathon to do something.


donotkidme
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Ikea's territory?



his territory can be elsewhere




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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 12:15 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

yes barch you have permission to jerk off to my boobs
I'll be right over :D


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
donotkidme
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 12:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Tomato sauce and tomato juice are the exact same thing




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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 12:50 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
apple sauce and tomato juice are very different



Thanks to RonRon5477 for sig modifications.
Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
donotkidme
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 12:52 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
dunkachinos and their hot chocolates taste exactly the same




Complaints? Too bad!
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 2:06 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Why is Froot Loops spelled with "oo" instead of "ui"... I think they're trying to avoid litegation.



Thanks to RonRon5477 for sig modifications.
Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
OAAWITE
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
listening to the Rocky IV soundtrack will get you a guaranteed extra 1 pound of muscle per month.


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 2:30 PM      
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Ever since I watched the testicular cancer episode of the Tom Green show, I can't hear the word "tubing" without laughing.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

You know what I think about Alkey, he's all spooooo.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 2:32 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I wish I had a clear crayon



Thanks to RonRon5477 for sig modifications.
Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
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I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 2:42 PM      
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i wish i had a rainbow crayon that could read your mind so whatever color you think of, is the color that the crayon becomes.


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donotkidme
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 2:45 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
mood rings?




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One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 2:50 PM      
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My name is Patrick Bateman, I am 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, somekind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity-- something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can eve sense our lifestyles are probably comparable. I simply am not there.

WHATEVER BEN

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make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands"

I LIVE FOR SPOO


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