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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: The Crazy People in Your Neighborhood | ||||
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| Enigma Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease? | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 5:10 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00  | I live in a fairly small suburb of Boston, but there are various characters that wander around town who get noticed for being crazy. Although I have never talked to any of them, it seems as though they have become local celebrities just because of their strange mannerisms. For example, there is a women called the Hosmer Witch...A 70 year-old woman who rides her bike around town all fucking day. What makes her odd is that no matter how hot out it is, she is always wearing a huge, black mink coat. And for some strange reason her face is always painted a pale white with some type of powder and she wears a big black wig on her head. We have another guy who walks up and down a main street yelling "Hey Ruzicka" (ex-Bruin Rosie Ruzicka). "Are you Ruzicka?" at everybody. I was just wondering who are the people in your neighborhood? The people that you see every fucking day, but they force you to cross over to the other side of the street because they are so fucking strange. | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 5:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I'm the crazy person in my neighborhood....you'll have to ask my neighbors about me. Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 5:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | There's always one weirdo on the bus. I've never seen him. There's also this annoying mailman who comes to the house every damn day, with a goofy mustache and big glasses. He's always saying "speedy delivery!"  | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 5:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | there is one guy in my town named crazy gary who just wanders around the various basketball courts in town all day. he talks to himself and is always wearing the same jacket. its 4 sizes to small so whenever he shoots(which is very unique, he picks it up over his head and throws it like a throw-in in soccer) his jacket goes up to his nipples showing his nasty hairy stomach. he always tells people he plays professional sports also. he told me that he played right field for the chicago bulls. another time one of my friends stole his basketball and pegged him with it. (NOW THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY!). i havent seen crazy gary in a while though............. | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 5:27 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | There's this one guy who lives not too far from me that's kind of a puzzle. He's obsessed with teens, and is a shutin. This message was edited by OAAWITE on 1-25-02 @ 5:34 PM | ||||
| Paper Boy I want my two dollars! | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 5:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | There's a guy in Port Jeff called Johnny Finger. He walks the streets all day giving everyone the finger. He's one funny cat. | ||||
| Enigma Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease? | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 5:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Wow, he sounds like a lot like, hmmmm.. BTW: Your script in your sig isn't working. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 5:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | who are the crazy people in your neighboor hood, in your neighbor hood, in your neighborhooooooooood Oh who are the crazy people in your neighbor, won't you guess my name.  "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 5:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Theres this crazy old lady that walks around my neighborhood cursing out random people...they call her Crazy Mary. This one time me and my friend saw her yelling at one of those trash cans on the street corner calling it a dirty smelly little boy and he should go home and take a bath because he is disgusting. That was pretty funny to watch. Then theres BoB the Bum...all he does is walk around all day asking people for a smoke. Yup thats bout it....i think. You think I'd leave your side baby...you know me better then that. You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees. I wouldnt do that. I'll tell you your right when you want and if only you could see into me.... | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 5:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I've seen that guy...when I used to work in Port Jeff.....we all used to give him the finger when he walked by...he would get pissed like we were stealing his bit....lmao Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 5:55 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Yeah, but this guy is also a teacher of teen girls. All the parents in the community know about him and talk about him in privaate. They are all worried that he whips up a batch during his free period to their 13 year old daughers. I believe a secret investigation is currently underway. | ||||
| Enigma Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease? | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 6:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote:Well they should probably focus their attention on that guy who's been standing on Comm Ave all week...oh, wait a minute..that's the same guy. quote:Hehe...Teacher reference  | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 7:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote:Hmm, sorry to say I've never seen this colorful character myself, on my occasional time in Port Jeff. But here in Brooklyn,... around Metrotech, I saw this guy, and he stopped me and three of my friends and started talking to us, with poor control of his saliva I might add, about nationalism and brotherhood (two of my friends were asian, one was a russian jew like me), encouraging us to stick together and "step" to protect each other's honor. He hugged us extensively, and told us a little about his time at Vietnam, during which he mentioned he was carrying a pistol, which he had a right to as a veteran. I was so fucking scared to laugh...
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| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 7:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | well, theres this guy that lives a few houses down from me. hes not really crazy, but i believe hes semi-retarded. he is the local paper boy (hes gotta be almost 50) and he he delivers the papers on an old pink bicycle that has no basket. since the bike lacks a basket, he has to keep one hand on top of a 2 ft stack of papers while he rides around. well, this one time in the winter, he was outside my house resting his bike against the tree and he slipped. him, his bike, and about 40 newspapers went tumbling down into the snow. i started to laugh uncontrollably. classic stuff  AIM | E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 7:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:that must have been classic. that sounds like it was hilarious. :D | ||||
| The Mrs. | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 8:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | We have this nutty man in our town who walks around all over the place looking for the sun. He always has a mirror or a spoon, or some kind of shiny object so he can get a reflection of the sun. From as long as i could remember we always called him sunshine or the sun god... We were told he is loaded with money but he walks arould town like a bag person. He did way to much LSD back in the day.. One day i also saw him on the boardwalk with a straw up his nose and out his ear.  | ||||
| meatballnip | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 9:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | I had this guy that kept getting released from Bellevue (psych. hospital in NYC). He would live in the ATM lobby of the bank that was downstairs from my apt.. After a day or two of heavy drinking, he thought the garbage can was his own personal shitter. Nothing like standing in line and almost passing out from holding your breath to make your day. | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 9:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I was on 125th and 3rd today, and me and my boy are chillin' on a stoop eating lunch. This bum comes up to us screaming about whether we think tyson or "lexus loosus" is gonna win the fight. He wouldnt stop yelling, so my friend says "Hey bro, we're trying to eat our fuckin' lunch in peace, do you mind?" So the guy gets real pissed off and starts yelling "Fuck the police, and fuck you and John Gotti!" while pretending to jerk off on us . Pretty fuckin' weird. They should be finding his body any day now. Also, we have this whacko who drives around in this big brown truck all day, leaving cardboard boxes by my door. The truck has these gold letters on It, U,P something or other. These damn boxes are piling up everywhere. Anyone ever see this guy ? I think he works with the weirdo who drops these thin slips of paper into the little box by my door. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | There used to be a woman in a group home in town who would call 911 complaining of various maladies and requesting an ambulance. Once we got there, she would get in the ambulance all sick like and once we closed the door she would grab the EMT examining her and anything else she could get her grubby hands on and demand to be taken to the race track. Finally we had enough and after her last time we took her to Marlborough Psychiatric and from what I hear... she is still there. Then there was the guy who jumped into my friend's car and yelled:"TAKE ME HOME I DONE SHIT MYSELF!!!" Needless to say my friend freaked, but still took the guy home since he knew him. "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 11:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:Sounds like Viola Swamp. | ||||
| Enigma Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease? | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 11:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: And you didn't take her? She probably had a hot tip, but didn't have a car. Just think, you could have been a millionare and instead you had her committed. quote:Yeah, when the day is over, she's still no Ms. Nelson (who by the way I always wanted to bang). | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:55 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | there was this one guy that threatened to kill my mom and the dog with his german shepherd because she was walking him near his house i got my revenge though at the small expense of nearly shitting my pants
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| Casino | posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:59 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Theres this one guy who lives up the block from me and he pees outside the same flower shop just about every day then when hes done lays down and takes a nap next to it, hes been arrested a few times but he does it any way...  ---Stop praying and asking god for help..He's NOT there--- Casino92@hotmail.com | ||||
| Ashley the Goer | posted on 01-26-2002 @ 1:46 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | I work at a BOCES. Enough said!!! edit*(I think there are enough people who will understand that!)  God Bless America This message was edited by Ashley the Goer on 1-26-02 @ 1:49 AM | ||||
| alxelgr8 Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!! ...including this status. | posted on 01-26-2002 @ 6:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | In my town there is this Crackhead that is always walking around asking for some bus money to get to court. Thats all he does. Hes real fast though. You see him coming down the street blink and hes in front of you. Q: What does it mean to be a newbie in SU?? A: Well basically I'm that tiny guy on OZ that gets fucked by everyone. (Am I cool if I can do That???) NO! | ||||
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