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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Welcome to the Fuckin Useless!!!! | ||||
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 2:58 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | Useless shit you do not need to know but now you will!!!! - The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910. - Donald Duck wears a shirt; however, when he comes out of the shower, his towel is around his waist. - There are more chickens than people in the world. - On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag. - All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20. - No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. - "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". - All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. - Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. - A cat has 32 muscles in each ear, alkey's has 64. - An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. - The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. - Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister. - Coca-Cola was originally green. - Every day, more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. - The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters. - The average life span of a major league baseball is 7 pitches. - The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable". - 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 - The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used. - Elephants and camels both have four knees. - Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's maiden name was Betty Jean McBricker. - Lenny Kravitz's mother played the part of "Helen" on "The Jeffersons." - You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.  I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-29-02 @ 3:00 PM | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | now my life is complete thanks uncle gonzo WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------  I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE "And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn, make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands" | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | damn now i have competition for useless knowledge Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:03 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Nigga Please (c)MPH I will own your ass. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | what do you mean, "useless?" that is some important shit to have in your brain AIM | E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | quote: yay Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: HEY THATS MY UNCLE GONZO!!!!!! WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE "And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn, make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands" | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | - The word "typewriter" only uses the top row of letters on a keyboard. - The word "are" is only one syllable, but if you add the letter 'a' to it, it gains two syllables, becoming the three-syllable word "area".  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:15 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Hey Dontkidme come here often? some useless percentages - Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils. - 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man. - 3 out of 4 people keep our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations. - 82% of people believe in an afterlife. - 45% of people believe in ghosts. - 13% of people (mostly men) have spent a night in jail. - Only 29% of people are virgins when we marry. - 58.4% of people have called into work sick when we weren't. - There are 10% of people switch tags in the store to pay less for an item. - 25% of people would abandon their friends, family, and religion if they were promised $10 million; 7% would murder for it. - 22% of all restaurant meals include French fries. - Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side. - The typical shower is 101 degrees Fahrenheit. - Nearly 1/3 of US women color their hair. - 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on. - 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat. - 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet; the host has caught only 17%. - 71.6% of us eavesdrop. - 53% prefer ATM machines to tellers. Just ask Magus - 2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks. - 28% of us have skinny-dipped; only 14% with the opposite sex. - Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand. - 4 out of 5 sing in the car. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | i'll just use my stupid percentage from earlier. 31% of trekkies are virgins Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: Carol has a new thread...?  You do realize there's a world beyond your monitor, right? Or are pixels the only thing you have control of? | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | -my spoon is to big. | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:23 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | don't kill the carol thread! Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | sorry, im leaving. back to carol for me. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:32 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Here's a sweet fact when the carol thread reaches 1,000 posts it will die anyway!!! - In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run. - Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan. - Will Clark of the Texas Rangers is a direct descendant of William Clark of Lewis and Clark. - The Roman emperor Caligula made his horse a senator. - Giraffes have no vocal cords. - Joe DiMaggio had more home runs than strikeouts during his career. - The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites. - The Chinese ideogram for "trouble" symbolizes "two women living under one roof". - In Chinese, the words for crisis and opportunity are the same. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-29-02 @ 3:40 PM | ||||
| TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 3:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Jim Norton should go to Afghanistan. All Day long I Dream About Stalker Patty "You know what they do to people like me in prison? They cut your fucking balls off and flush em down the toilet." | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 4:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote:hey, i can do that...that makes me 70% unique AIM | E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 4:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | so can i. i make you less unique. ha ha | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 4:12 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: You're one of a kind allright. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:09 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Ah yes, Crisitunity!  | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:damn right. i can roll my eyes back also. i bet nobody else can do that! (sarcasm) | ||||
| *~*BeckyDC*~* Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!! | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | I have a funny but useless too: Top Ten Rejected ValentinesDay Cards 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!  AIM | E-Mail Me | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:22 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: You bastard, lol yes you are unique cause you actually did just make me laugh out loud. Becky I prefered your valentine to me "Are you fuckin nuts, a mod? Why would i fuck a mod when there are admins." I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | quote:Well, no shit. They have four legs. One knee per leg. Four knees. How many did you expect me to think they had?  Thanks to RonRon5477 for sig modifications. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| OAgirI25 | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:25 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | A serving of sperm has more caluries that a mandm candy More people like to ass fuck on this board than newhere in the wurld.  | ||||
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