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PatCooper
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 4:46 PM      
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Ok what things in life really get to you? It could be things people do or they way some people talk,etc. You get the point. Well first off i cant stand people who gotta role the car around the corner just to make a turn.Hit the fucking gas why dont you! Secondly ever notice the dumb fucks who stand infront of the back door on a city bus. How about when some black guys call each other "God"? Or ya know wha i'm sayin? No stupid i have no fucking idea what your saying. This is just a few for now.
BTW Gonzo notice the spaces and the periods? :)


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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
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Good job pat, lol.

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!




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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:21 PM      
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quote:

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
i do :D

mostly people who don't know how to drive, they piss me off. lots of other things piss me off too, but if i start thinking about them i'll just get even more pissed off and i just don't feel like doing that right now...



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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:30 PM      
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-bad drivers. i have severe road rage and will put my life at risk to pass people.

-ballers. i FUCKING hate ballers. death to everyone that wears "timbs" and "rocks" there platinum chains. fo shizzle my nizzle yo i gotta get me some roca wear my brotha. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! get some clothes that fucking fit!! ..........fucking douchebags.

quote:

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

i do that sometimes also. :D


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This message was edited by HyBriD on 2-1-02 @ 5:35 PM
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:35 PM      
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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:35 PM      
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quote:

ballers. i FUCKING hate ballers. death to everyone that wears "timbs" and "rocks" there platinum chains. fo shizzle my nizzle yo i gotta get me some roca wear my brotha. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! get some clothes that fucking fit!! ..........fucking douchebags.



Why you gots to front a niggas game kid? know what i'm sayin son? you need to slow yo roll g, you smell me dirty?




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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:38 PM      
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back the fuck off my peice my nizzle, before i bust a cap in yo hizzle. YA HEARD SON?


In the memory you'll find me,Eyes burning up,The darkness holding me tightly,Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:40 PM      
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It ain't cool bein no jive turkey roun here none, you dig blood? Fuckin honky, cracker ass cracker always tryin to implode a nigga's shit.

Other things that get to me.

People who think that they can stop their car in the right lane of a major two-lane road to drop off a letter in a corner mailbox.

Cashiers who don't know how to give you the right change after they've already opened their cash drawer.

Trailers, previews and commercials that give away the entire goddamn movie. Then you sit there for the first 30 minutes while they set up a plot they already revealed in the preview.



People who say "good-bye" to you on the phone and then start talking again as you're hanging up. And you hear them and quickly pick up the phone again but they're gone.

People who release their bowling ball and as it's going down the lane, they move their bodies in the direction they want the ball to move. This also applies to people playing video games.

Going to a show of a favorite band of mine which I liked way before they ever got popular and looking around and realizing I am surrounded by teeny boppers who only know the one or two songs by that band played on the radio.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.




This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-2-02 @ 10:56 AM
HyBriD
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FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:47 PM      
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quote:

People who release their bowling ball and as it's going down the lane, they move their bodies in the direction they want the ball to move. This also applies to people playing video games.

yo homes, this actually works in video games. it's a proven fact.


In the memory you'll find me,Eyes burning up,The darkness holding me tightly,Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
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Yeah but when my fuckin friend stands at the line, he doesn't even take any steps towards the line. No he just fuckin walks up to the line throws the ball as if he has 2 left hands. Then bends sideways and curves his hand to the left or right and begs the ball to turn. I wanna cave the back of his fuckin head in with a pin.




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They Will Betray You In MY Name.




This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-1-02 @ 5:52 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
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quote:

I wanna cave the back of his fuckin head in with a pin.


why exert any energy when you could blow up his head with yo gat yo? pop a cap in him.


In the memory you'll find me,Eyes burning up,The darkness holding me tightly,Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
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quote:

why exert any energy when you could blow up his head with yo gat yo? pop a cap in him.



Cause then popo always starts trippin, son.

Reminds me of another one, homies who hold their guns sideways.

Also black film makers who always have to include scarface in their movie somehow. It's a fuckin classic stop ruining it already.




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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:55 PM      
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quote:

gat



The homies are calling guns ratchets these days.

My bro found out first hand, he got mugged on christmas eve. The guy told him his boy had a ratchet and to give his chains. My bro thought he said change and gave him 75 cents. The guy was pissed.




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Paralyzed.

Nothing's getting through to me.

Hypnotized from all my surroundings.

I wanna be something I could never be.

I wanna say things that I could never say.

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

Dragged down.

Rubbing my face in the ground.

No time for the undecided.

I wanna know why I've always felt alone.

And I wanna love.

Why am I untouchable?

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

I never wanted to be sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.



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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:56 PM      
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quote:

-ballers. i FUCKING hate ballers
i don't know what that means. i like to play with balls, does that make me a baller?

another thing that pisses me off, all these stupid whores who keep posting new threads about themselves in the nn contest :rolleyes:



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HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:00 PM      
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quote:

Also black film makers who always have to include scarface in their movie somehow. It's a fuckin classic stop ruining it already.


on mtv cribs every motherfucker has to show all there scarface merchandise. yo shit yo, dis be my dvd collection, and yallz know i got me some scarface. diz iz my scarface posta, wit my scarface cigar. did i mention all my bottles of crystal yo? fo shizzle homes.


In the memory you'll find me,Eyes burning up,The darkness holding me tightly,Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

these stupid whores who keep posting new threads about themselves in the nn contest



amen




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:02 PM      
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quote:

another thing that pisses me off, all these stupid whores who keep posting new threads about themselves in the nn contest

i agree


In the memory you'll find me,Eyes burning up,The darkness holding me tightly,Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
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PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:14 PM      
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When people don't agree with me that Jason Lee is the greatest actor of all-time.

When I have to take a massive dump but the bathroom is occupied.

When people tell me to hurry up while im in the shitter. Fuck you, that's my private time. Fuckin slit your wrists asshole.

These horrible O&A contests (naughty nighty, chowder bowl, virginity, etc. etc.). It's made the show virtually unlistenable. I cannot understand how the show got lame so fast.

People who say a certain genre of music sucks. Yea, i bet you've listened to EVERY artist of that genre in order to make that valid opinion of yours douchewipe.

My piece of shit laptop slowing down every other minute.

When I'm alone in my room and I'm all set to spank a batch and my roomate walks in the door. Yea, I can do it in the bathroom but its just so much nicer when you're all alone.

Snobby Professors who lecture to hear themselves talk.

Cutesy-Wootsy talk

The suburbs and the fact that your status there is determined by the car you drive. Ughhhh.

I suppose that's enough for now.

You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

GonzoStyle
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

When people don't agree with me that Jason Lee is the greatest actor of all-time.



Sir Okonkwo
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:37 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

-ballers. i FUCKING hate ballers
I thought ballers were basketball players. Guess I needs to catch up wit da eboniks, yo.

Anyway, I get pissed off at bad drivers, hipsters, television programming, Blockbuster Video, commercialized music, bible thumpers, fat women in tight clothing, people who insist their ugly child is the most adorable thing in the world, career politicians, McDonald's, edited Looney Tunes cartoons, big budget Hollywood production line tripe, welfare, NFL commentators, 9/11 profiteers, those stupid razor scooters, dumbass sports fans who are too blinded by loyalty to realize their team sucks, peanut butter, homosexual amphibians, wetbacks who buy $700 junk cars and install $2000 rims and sound systems, the pussification of the American male, sports entertainment, extreme left-wing and right-wing political activists, those annoying two-way cell phones, cheap beer, dirt weed, raver kids, goth kids, and wiggers.

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:37 PM      
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-People that don't agree with me that the Beatles are the most overrated group of all time.

You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:42 PM      
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quote:

I thought ballers were basketball players. Guess I needs to catch up wit da eboniks, yo.

i'm fine with the ones that can actually play basketball. the ones who try and act tough with there stupid ass clothes and cant even play for there life just piss me off.


In the memory you'll find me,Eyes burning up,The darkness holding me tightly,Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:43 PM      
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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 7:02 PM      
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quote:

Middlewalkers
ah, the memories. i've been calling them that ever since :p

and on a related note, umbrellas. if it were up to me, midtown would be an umbrella free zone. buy a frikin rain coat. the only umbrellas that should be allowed in busy pedestrian areas are the clear dome ones where all the pointy bits point down, and not into my eyes :mad: oh, and when it's not raining, put your frigin umbrella down. and when you're walking with it down, watch where your fat fucking ass is going and stop tripping me with your umbrella. ooh, i'm having chest pains...



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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:36 PM      
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Teenage white jewish girls who talk waaaay too loud and act like they are black when they come from a predominantly upper-middle class jewish neighborhood.

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