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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
So, ya think maybe before we add "shmuck" to my status we could get some clarification from the poster?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
hooknose
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:40 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

What members of society just get to you? Some section of humanity that you just would feel better if they would just be gone.



Born again Christians - Oh how life would be so much better it they had been aborted rather than "finding God".

I get so fucking tired of these pricks pushing their morality on me. I don't give a shit if you believe everyword in the bible, just don't try to make me belive. I'm sorry if life is so god damn pathetic that you think converting people to follow your beliefs like a bunch of ass fucked sheep will some how make you a better person.
Leave me the fuck alone.


"When I was in kindergarden, a little girl in the class threw up. All I saw was the puddle under her chair and I thought she had wet her pants. For years after that I thought girls had chunks in their pee."

This message was edited by hooknose on 2-5-02 @ 10:41 PM
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
Very funny sig pic hooknose.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:45 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

*Cancer Mike...he stinks


You should see the stupid shit he's doing in FC.

Trishy, why are you the only one who understands me?






I don't let idiots in my bar.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 11:18 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Ok, so this was just a crack about donotkid me leaving the board. It had nothing to do with the NN contest. But, I’m still a “shmuck”, right? Why’s that? Because I posted “Daphna Wins” a few dozen times? Do you really think I’m that effin stupid? That I really think she’s going to win this contest?

I really couldn’t care less who wins the contest. I am not a contestant. I am not related to any of the contestants. I don’t even know any of the contestants. So, I, much like most of you, have absolutely nothing to gain from this contest except the enjoyment of viewing the contestant’s photos.

You may note that I very rarely posted “Daphna Wins” unless in response to someone else starting yet another thread to brag about their favorite contestant. I was merely making a joke about how futile the efforts of most of these threads were. Is anyone’s opinion of which they intend to vote for swayed by any of the remarks made in any of those threads? I doubt it. I guess it’s possible but I really think we all are very capable of deciding on our own which contestant our votes are going to.

You may further note that that I very rarely if at all made any negative comment about any of the many contestants. Like I posted very early on in the contest… If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all. In this case I do believe that. I don’t just tell others to do it. Whether these women are professionals or not is irrelevant. These women are putting themselves out there to be judged. That takes some guts. I know I wouldn’t be able to do it. How many of you would? The constant stream of negative comments about the women that you feel are less desirable is not going to encourage more fantastically gorgeous women to participate. If anything it discourages all potential contestants.

It is painfully obvious that there is quite a bit of variety in which characteristics each board member finds most appealing. So for anyone to proclaim that his or her favorite is better than someone else’s is ridiculous. My barrage of “Daphna Wins” posts was an attempt to find some humor in the petty bickering over which entry was the best. Obviously it could be taken as me being completely out of my mind and clogging up the board with useless nonsense. Interpret them, as you will.

The fact is that I intend to vote for Daphna. Not because I think she has the most perfect body. Not because I think she has the most attractive face. I intend to vote for her because she remains the only authentic board member involved in the NN contest. Silly me thinking that I should support our community. I continue to wish her luck. I hope others will vote with the board in mind but again who is going to change their vote based on something they read on this board?

Furthermore, events have obviously transpired recently of which I am far less informed than most of you. Whatever went on between any of you and any of the contestants is none of my business. As I stated before, I don’t know any of the contestants. I have no loyalty to any of them. And, I am obviously not privileged to the omniscience of some of the rest of you.

But, what do I know? …I’m just a “ schmuck”

*Edit: My appologies to Gonzo for getting so far off topic.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

This message was edited by barch97 on 2-5-02 @ 11:41 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 11:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Barch, your entries for a writing position at OTL should be e-mailed to Froy ----> E-Mail Me





I don't let idiots in my bar.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:42 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I’m still a “shmuck”, right? Why’s that? Because I posted “Daphna Wins” a few dozen times?



Normally I would say yes to that... but then again it's better than that spoo shit that alkey will never be allowed to forget. Alkey, you trully are tenbats, lol he had dolphins you have spoo.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.




This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-6-02 @ 11:21 AM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:52 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

You trully are tenbats, lol.
"tenbats"? is that better than schmuck?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Donny
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 11:35 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

What members of society just get to you?



People who drive with a license plate that says, "MyRedBMW or similar. Fuck! Thank you! And here I thought it was cranberry all this time. And, of course it's yours....wait a minute....maybe you're driving a stolen car....right now. Thief!



Life is sweet.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 4:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

"tenbats"? is that better than schmuck?
if you only knew ::shudders:: poor alkey :(

of course you'd know if you'd ventured out of su sooner, wait, what am i saying?

hey barch, when you gonna take your sorry ass back where you belong, and stay there... :p



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-06-2002 @ 4:42 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I make great sigs.





I don't let idiots in my bar.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I make great sigs.



Wait till Magoo gets his hands on you my friend... I do not envy you.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 02-06-2002 @ 5:17 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Wait till Magoo gets his hands on you my friend... I do not envy you.


The more mod hands on me, the better.
You start.







I don't let idiots in my bar.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 5:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

The more mod hands on me, the better.
You start.



I wouldn't piss on you if you were burning.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 8:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
sweet merciful crap!!! I let GS have the keys to the short bus for a while and this is the poderous shit I come back to?!?! Anyway I say along with those kikes that are still uppity(see Deal, Bay Ridge jews) we throw all the fucking spoiled little wiggers and their worthless parents in as well!! While we're at it we can throw the rams in with the rest of the born again hypocrite scum, which includes but is not limited to; right to lifers, jews for jesus, people who just because they drive a lexus think they are better than the fucking planet, retirees who think they drive however they want just cause they are retired, anyone who cuts me off in traffic, anyone who puts down NJ without ever having been here, stern, any morning zoo, don and mike, and anyone who thinks O&A are hoo hooing that faggot pussy stern!!!! I will be adding to this list as soon as the stacker and bud hit this weekend. AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Born again Christians - Oh how life would be so much better it they had been aborted rather than "finding God".


quote:

While we're at it we can throw the rams in with the rest of the born again hypocrite scum

quote:

Also, anyone who defends their convuluted views by saying "It's in the Bible." (Nine times out of ten, it ain't, douchebag)

quote:

* REALLY religious people

I say we just fucking kill everyone who believes in God. Let's start with a bonfire of all bibles, korans, and Martha Stewart Cooking Books. Then to keep the fire going, in they fuckin go. Bye Bye. You won't see anybody hijacking no fucking planes or praising "touchdown Jesus" in a football game anytime soon after that.

Oh yeah, we could also kill left-handed people. Just because they're wierd.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
Snoteater
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
All those morons who think that the millenium started in 2001. I mean it's simple math, it started in 2000.



"Your Ego is a Muscle."
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Hey D.I.G., does being right handed but punching the clown count as being lefthanded or just abedextrous? :P


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I wouldn't piss on you if you were burning.


What if it was just a fantasy of mine?






I don't let idiots in my bar.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
theinsectsgotme
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 11:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Anyone who luges on a busy street should be shot. I'm tired of stepping on your phlem.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 11:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Hey D.I.G., does being right handed but punching the clown count as being lefthanded or just abedextrous?

Not familiar with that one. What's that mean... jerkin' off or something? But if you write and throw with your right hand you're OK. Some baseball players and hockey players either hit or shoot, respectively, "left-handed". We'll let them live. They can be saved up to the minor league level. If their not good enough to make the minors in their respective sport, then right (<---right...get it?) to the death camps with them. The coaches cut-lists would be like the death lists of the New Order. Seig Heil! (<--of course you must do this salute with your RIGHT hand)


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 11:28 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

But if you write and throw with your right hand you're OK.



What if they write with their right hand and throw with heir left? Can they still live?

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

What if they write with their right hand and throw with their left? Can they still live?


Nope. Death by slow torture. The victim will ultimately be beheaded with an axe. However, it doesn't matter if the person weilding the axe, weilds it left-handed (left hand over right) or right-handed (right hand over left) when delivering the final, merciful blow.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
hooknose
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Oh yeah, we could also kill left-handed people. Just because they're wierd.



quote:

I say we just fucking kill everyone who believes in God.



Ok, I don't believe in God and I write, eat, and masturbate with my left hand, throw, bat, and mouse with my right handed.

So am I to live or do I deserve to die and be stacked like cord wood with all the other religious left handed sheep?



The fuckers didn't count me in the Seattle rattings.

"When I was in kindergarden, a little girl in the class threw up. All I saw was the puddle under her chair and I thought she had wet her pants. For years after that I thought girls had chunks in their pee."
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 8:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Ok, I don't believe in God and I write, eat, and masturbate with my left hand, throw, bat, and mouse with my right handed.

Fuckin wierd. See what I mean. Death for you, sir. My appologies.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!


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