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WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:19 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	and be fucking realistic people... i think mine is very simple i think having my hands tied to the bed post would really be a turn on ive been thinking about it for a while and just to know he has the power to do anything is really fucking awesome WHATEVER FTL ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:25 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	You, baby.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:26 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: You, baby. Fez, you talking to her sig again? I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:28 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Fez, you talking to her sig again? I bet those nostrils could take at least 5 inches of my man meat.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:33 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: I bet those nostrils could take at least 5 inches of my man meat. Amy, how does it feel to be involved in Fez's sexual fantasy? Be careful what you ask. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:35 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Remember that movie where Jennifer Lopez goes into that guys brain? Don't even think about doing it with me.

The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: I bet those nostrils could take at least 5 inches of my man meat. At first, i thought Gonzo had hacked Fezzie's account-- until I saw "at least 5 inches of my man meat", that is LOL EDIT: quote: Remember that movie where Jennifer Lopez goes into that guys brain? The Cell. And frankly, I'd let J-Lo go anywhere on me she wanted to. ;) "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" In Loving Memory of those who gave their lives needlessly, so that we could become truly UNITED IN SPIRIT... The tears that we shed for you all shall NOT be in vain. STAY STRONG, AMERICA This message was edited by The Brain on 2-19-02 @ 12:39 PM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:38 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	[Ikeaboy]The Cell.[/Ikeaboy] I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Donny	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:38 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	I'd been working a long hard day. It's evening and I'm picking up some food for a light dinner. I turn quickly and brush into a sultry looking dark long-haired tall woman with black eyes and long lashes. She smiles and tells me to watch myself. I say I'd rather be watching you. All of you 'smatter of fact. She smiles wider; takes her hand and runs her finger up my chest and slowly into my mouth back and forth a few times. I feel my junk pressing outward. She looks down; licks her lips...I think that's where I woke up.

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: i think mine is very simple i think having my hands tied to the bed post would really be a turn on ive been thinking about it for a while and just to know he has the power to do anything is really fucking awesome So What time you want me at the mansion? did you give up? did it get easier? did all those things you wanted come together in the end? comfort comes with patience serenity....

The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	This was soooooo much HOTTER when Teenslut used to do this. "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" In Loving Memory of those who gave their lives needlessly, so that we could become truly UNITED IN SPIRIT... The tears that we shed for you all shall NOT be in vain. STAY STRONG, AMERICA

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:42 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: I'd let J-Lo go anywhere on me she wanted to So you'd let her strap one on and ram you in das doomper? I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: [Ikeaboy]The Cell.[/Ikeaboy] Shouldn't that be: [Ikeaboy]The Closet.[/Ikeaboy]? EDIT quote: So you'd let her strap one on and ram you in das doomper? As long as I had the chance to return the favor i'd let her hit me in the doomper. Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Let's take a blast to the moon baby I sit around wishing you well How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always wanna swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear Why is it everyday that I feel the pain? Let's take a trip to the stars far away Where were you when I was down? Staring into the dead My pain is caused by my pleasure My soul mate lives in your body I can't get you out of my head It never goes away In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear In your eyes you can bid me farewell But don't ever try to understand the situation Why is it everyday that I feel the pain? This message was edited by av8er on 2-19-02 @ 12:47 PM

SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:45 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Same as Amy, from the opposite perspective. A little domination. I sound like a horrible, violent person saying it, though, whereas no one thinks anything beyond "a little kinky" about Amy's response. Bah! I hate society! ---------------------------- "sync"in' cuz I kick the Unix OLD SCHOOL! Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:46 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	quote: So you'd let her strap one on and ram you in das doomper? That sounds like your own personal hell. TMS

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:46 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Shouldn't that be: [Ikeaboy]The Closet.[/Ikeaboy]? [Ikeaboy]I'll take it anywhere you want.[/Ikeaboy] I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: I'd let J-Lo go anywhere on me she wanted to Note I said ON me, not IN me-- there's a major difference. LOL You keep your sick twisted fantasies away from mine, Froy. :P EDIT: And how did a thread on our sexual fantasies become an IkeaFag discussion thread? Weirdos. LOL "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" In Loving Memory of those who gave their lives needlessly, so that we could become truly UNITED IN SPIRIT... The tears that we shed for you all shall NOT be in vain. STAY STRONG, AMERICA This message was edited by The Brain on 2-19-02 @ 12:50 PM

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:48 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	[IkeaBoy]Uh........um........I'm gay.....yeah.[/IkeaBoy]

Norton's Victim	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:51 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: This was soooooo much HOTTER when Teenslut used to do this. Holy shit, you sure were right about that. Jesus Christ, I really should have found this place then. "Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you.. like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me .Don't judge or question.You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My Gods will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies." - Tool The Rules of Being Steve: 1) Be Desireless 2) Be Excellent 3) Be Gone - The Tao of Steve

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: [IkeaBoy]Uh........um........I'm gay.....yeah.[/IkeaBoy] You dont need the tags or anything Fez...he said it himself.. Please note that all chat screen caps were said by Ikea and were in no way falsified by other members. He is actually this gay. did you give up? did it get easier? did all those things you wanted come together in the end? comfort comes with patience serenity....

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:55 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Heheh, itâ€™s funny cause he hasn't stuck his penis in a woman's vagina. Heh.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 12:58 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Can a message board be held accountable for one of it's members taking their own life? I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Can a message board be held accountable for one of it's members taking their own life? Just do it, no one will miss you enough to get the police involved. Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Let's take a blast to the moon baby I sit around wishing you well How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always wanna swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear Why is it everyday that I feel the pain? Let's take a trip to the stars far away Where were you when I was down? Staring into the dead My pain is caused by my pleasure My soul mate lives in your body I can't get you out of my head It never goes away In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear In your eyes you can bid me farewell But don't ever try to understand the situation Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:09 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Did you use your notepad to come up with that nugget of brilliance? I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Did you use your notepad to come up with that nugget of brilliance? Yes. Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Let's take a blast to the moon baby I sit around wishing you well How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always wanna swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear Why is it everyday that I feel the pain? Let's take a trip to the stars far away Where were you when I was down? Staring into the dead My pain is caused by my pleasure My soul mate lives in your body I can't get you out of my head It never goes away In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear In your eyes you can bid me farewell But don't ever try to understand the situation Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

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