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Grumpy
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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
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Okay - it's been a while since someone put up a sex survey. (can ya feel the sarcasm here?)

Question of the day - What is the strangest or kinkiest place you've ever had sex with someone. Masturbation can be added but only if it's really out there.

Considering someone posted an FU about asking questions and not starting with your own, here's one:

In the living room, butt naked, while her mom was 10 feet away in the room next door watching TV.



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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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HEHE, I have a couple.
My first time was in HS, literally. We did it in a stairwell. Right after school.
Another time in did it in my fathers classroom. He was a teacher at the HS I went to. No he wasnt in the room at the time.
I got a BJ in the backseat of her fathers car, while he was driving. (doesnt beat Grumpy, but its still risky)
I got another BJ on the front row of an airplane, right in fornt of the movie screen.(dont ask what movie, i have no fucking idea).


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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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at the park, behind the car, while there were about 25 poeple picknicking less than 60 feet away.

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mother shucker
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Um, in the butt Bob.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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That old gag....

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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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well kinky and strange let's see.

As far as maturbation in a NYC Public Library bathroom in the hnadicap stall while a guy with no legs was waiting for the stall.

As far as sex.
The sickest was in my moms bed and then she asked me why was there a condom on the end table next to her bed?

Kinky?
Hmm in a movie theatre during forrest gump, twice.. hey it was a long movie.


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Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-15-01 @ 11:23 AM
knock411
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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I used to get blow jobs in the movie theaters all the time. Needless to say I went to a lot of movies.

Also I got a blowjob from this chick while in her house with her parents home and they were walking back and forth by the door of her room. Later I found that her dad swore he saw something going on in that room. OOOPS. But now Im married and you know how that goes.

Banana_juice
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
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got a bj in the back seat of the girls fathers car as he was driving us back from the high school christmas dance back in 1990 when i was a sophomore..
had sex in my living room on the couch at 4 in the morning when i was 16, with my little brother sleeping on the other couch with the blanket over him
got a hand job while in high school while i was a coat check guy for a show. i got it in the coat room .

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Grumpy
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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
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ms - great obscure reference but I doubt half the people in here are old enough to remember or get that one. Nice one though.



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Banana_juice
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
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this is a 2 part question..
1. gonzo, what was your excuse as to why there was a condom in your moms room.
2.. in the butt bob, is that from the newlywed game, when that lady said it back in the early 80's??

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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
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Alright I will share:

I had sex up on one of those gigantic water towers, I was literally on top of the world, biggest rush ever

I have shown up at my ex's in just a trench coat...and I think you can imagine what happened once i walked in the door

I have done it in the library of the College i used to go to because they have these little tiny rooms to "study" in

those were all with the same guy...I dont want anyone to think im a...you know.


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radio chick
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Hahahahahahaha grumpy you are the best. Ready for this, on the F train in New york.

pinknips
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
K... on a jet ski in the middle of the ocean all the boats goin by... we fell off a few times fun as hell though. Not too kinky but amazing was on a roof top of a building in my town when it was pouring rain such a good thing and in Gonzo's basement with him and a few philipino hookers... That was all a long time ago though when i was actually having sex... ;)

Oh and hopefully i will be adding a supply closet in the city to my list pretty soon ;)



This message was edited by pinknips on 3-14-01 @ 3:18 PM
hummerjon
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
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i was just down in bush gardens in tampa, and my girlfriend gave me head in the monkey viewing area
when she was done she spit it at the monkeys, hows that for irony

skuttlbut
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
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gonna have to say in a tent while camping. The rest of the "party" was at the camp fire about 10 ft away...

SNAKEBITE
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
A tree stand.
Ok quick story.

I built a tree stand for one of my nephews and myself to hunt out of 2 years ago about 20 ft in the air it took me 2 weekends to get it all together.
After I got done my wife wanted to see it so I took her to the stand.
She climbs up in it and asks me to come up to make sure it can support the weight of two people.

No sooner than I get up there and she's naked in the stand, well the rest writes itself.
Couple of times the wind picked up and I thought we were both air born but it was pretty intense being up that high.


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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I did that too skutt.

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spitfire421
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
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OK, gotta narrow this down LOL....

-um, in a parking lot on the hood of the car in my friend's apartment complex (we were in the middle of a fight and then just started going at it)
-I've given a hummer in the backseat of a Bronco while my 2 friends were talking in the front seat
-New Year's Eve a few years ago a bunch of us crashed in my friend's basement...I had sex w/ my b/f on one side of the pool table while another couple was doing it on the other side, and my best friend was passed out between us (hey, we were all drunk and it was funny)
(and like GRK, these were with the same guy)

And I've always wanted to have sex in a church--but my one opportunity, my boyfriend didn't want to do it



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FukMeBoobs
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
well this is kinda strange and funny: My parents are deaf so my bf and I were having sex in my bedroom one night while my parents were in their bedroom right next door. I started to moan loud and scream...and my bf said be quiet! I was like umm they cant hear us! So then I started to shout out crazy stuff like "Fuck me hard (my bf name!)", "pull my hair, oh yeaaaa", "yes daddy you're baby is getting fucked in the room right next to you!" He couldn't believe I was saying shit like that...We both started to crack up so hard that we couldn't even finish...but then of course a few minutes later we went to town LOL
Kinkiest: Sex in the back of my cherokee on some busy street in the Bronx...hehe
and yes as GRK and SF..they were all the same guy lol

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This message was edited by FukMeBoobs on 3-14-01 @ 3:48 PM
FollowThisLogic
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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
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Okay, I don't exactly have anything very odd, but I've gotta comment...

Grumpy, you are a fucking genius.

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Rommel
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
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quote:

well kinky and strange let's see.

GonzoStyle, um yesterday's column:psst, funeral:)


Well, I'm a member of the mile high club myself, Lufthansa 404. Hey, it's a 7-8 hour flight ... Also, I love the hot dripping wax thing....;)

Butt naked in the snow covered legendary Black Forest with numerous people w/in a stone's throw.

Nice job Grumpy ! Tonight, some special Santana
for my friend...



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Guv'nor
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
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In a phone box on the street of an Italian Ski resort. Oh and also in the living room of our ski chalet in the same resort whilst six people were sleeping in rooms either side

Yo mama’s tortillas taste like the tongues of the dead dog...

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atomic punk
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 4:12 PM      
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::reads Spit's reply. Shakes head in awe::

I knew my mentor was a wild one, but god damn!!!!
(The church thing might be a little much though ;) )

-In the shower in a college dorm bathroom (there were people still playing)

-In a sand trap on a golf course



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Grumpy
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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
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quote:

Grumpy, you are a fucking genius.


Thank you. My job is done here. Carry on folks. Don't let me stop you.



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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 4:39 PM      
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a few acts of debauchery I'm willing to confess to:


  • had oral done to me in a strip club (by my GF at the time, and NO, she wasn't a dancer - used to go with me on occassion)
  • did it on a GF's parents bed - something about doing it in the parents room seems so....dirty :)
  • did it in a rainstorm in the Poconos (not kinky, but if you've never had sex in a rainstorm, I highly reccommend it)


    And aside from oral in the car at the beach, on the deck in the backyard during the day, etc. thats about it.



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