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Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
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hi guys, i have to do a 10 minute presentation for class, but i have no idea what to do it on. does anyone have any ideas? all ideas are wecome. it was due 2 weeks ago, and i need a topic asap. thanks.



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
Colonel Will Bill
O&A's only Dallas listener		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 5:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
do a history of Opie & Anthony, there is a whole lot more than 10 minutes of material in that topic


Call me Captain Dildo
SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:01 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
hi guys, i have to do a 10 minute presentation for class, but i have no idea what to do it on. does anyone have any ideas? all ideas are wecome. it was due 2 weeks ago, and i need a topic asap. thanks.


Tell them you are going to do a presentation on procrastination. When they tell you to go up there and do it, tell them that you will do it later.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 4-11-02 @ 6:04 PM

IrishAlkey
Chucky
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:04 PM      
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quote:
Tell them you are going to do a presentation on procrastination. When they tell you to go up there and do it, tell them that you will do it later.


I love the Slash.







Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
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red rocket
Secret Sex Chat 		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:05 PM      
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Do one on how the News effects our kids. :-p


NONE ON US

NEVER FORGET


This message was edited by red rocket on 4-11-02 @ 6:07 PM
O+A_Armyman
posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Uses and effects of Marijuana
heres some research:
www.yahooka.com

Fuck sig pics id rather get stoned!!


Proud grunt of the O+A army
"'cause a grunt can take it, a grunt can take anything"

I know I cant spell and I dont care either.

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Tell them you are going to do a presentation on procrastination. When they tell you to go up there and do it, tell them that you will do it later.

fucking hysterical!! but i've already procrastinated long enough!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
JackDan1974
posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:10 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
Tell them you are going to do a presentation on procrastination. When they tell you to go up there and do it, tell them that you will do it later


Now that is Genious



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:10 PM      
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quote:
fucking hysterical!! but i've already procrastinated long enough!
Then what are you worried about, you're doing great. Keep up the good work, kiddo.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Do one on how the News effects our kids.
i can be o'reily!!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:16 PM      
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I do presentations about Applied Behavioral Analysis for my job. I cut one of them down to a 12 minute presentation for my Masters class. Ever hear of ABA? I could give you a lot of info about it. Let me know...


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Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I do presentations about Applied Behavioral Analysis for my job. I cut one of them down to a 12 minute presentation for my Masters class. Ever hear of ABA? I could give you a lot of info about it. Let me know...
thanks, but i have no idea what that is! is it a psych. thing? it miht be intresting.



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:20 PM      
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quote:
Ever hear of ABA?




FORMED: 1971, Stockholm, Sweden
DISBANDED: 1983

The most commercially successful pop group of the 1970s, the origins of the Swedish superstars ABBA dated back to 1966, when keyboardist and vocalist Benny Andersson, a onetime member of the popular beat outfit the Hep Stars, first teamed with guitarist and vocalist Bjorn Ulvaeus, the leader of the folk-rock unit the Hootenanny Singers. The two performers began composing songs together and handling session and production work for Polar Music/Union Songs, a publishing company owned by Stig Anderson, himself a prolific songwriter throughout the 1950s and 1960s. At the same time, both Andersson and Ulvaeus worked on projects with their respective girlfriends: Ulvaeus had become involved with vocalist Agnetha Faltskog, a performer with a recent Number One Swedish hit, "I Was So in Love," under her belt, while Andersson began seeing Anni-Frid Lyngstad, a onetime jazz singer who rose to fame by winning a national talent contest.In 1971, Faltskog ventured into theatrical work, accepting the role of Mary Magdalene in a production of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Jesus Christ Superstar; her cover of the musical's "Don't Know How to Love Him" became a significant hit. The following year, the duo of Andersson and Ulvaeus scored a massive international hit with "People Need Love," which featured Faltskog and Lyngstad on backing vocals. The record's success earned them an invitation to enter the Swedish leg of the 1973 Eurovision song contest, where, under the unwieldy name of Bjorn, Benny, Agnetha & Frida, they submitted "Ring Ring," which proved extremely popular with audiences but placed only third in the judges' ballots.The next year, rechristened ABBA (a suggestion from Stig Anderson and an acronym of the members' first names), the quartet submitted the single "Waterloo," and became the first Swedish act to win the Eurovision competition. The record proved to be the first of many international hits, although the group hit a slump after their initial success as subsequent singles failed to chart. In 1975, however, ABBA issued "S.O.S.," a smash not only in America and Britain but also in non-English speaking countries such as Spain, Germany and the Benelux nations, where the group's success was fairly unprecedented. A string of hits followed, including "Mamma Mia," "Fernando," and "Dancing Queen" (ABBA's sole U.S. chart-topper), further honing their lush, buoyant sound; by the spring of 1976, they were already in position to issue their first Greatest Hits collection.ABBA's popularity continued in 1977, when both "Knowing Me, Knowing You" and "The Name of the Game" dominated airwaves. The group also starred in the feaure film ABBA--The Movie, which was released in 1978. That year Andersson and Lyngstad married, as had Ulvaeus and Faltskog in 1971, although the latter couple separated a few months later; in fact, romantic suffering was the subject of many songs on the quartet's next LP, 1979's Voulez-Vous. Shortly after the release of 1980's Super Trouper, Andersson and Lyngstad divorced as well, further straining the group dynamic; The Visitors, issued the following year, was the final LP of new ABBA material, and the foursome officially disbanded after the December 1982 release of their single "Under Attack." Although all of the group's members soon embarked on new projects -- both Lyngstad and Faltskog issued solo LPs, while Andersson and Ulvaeus collaborated with Tim Rice on the musical Chess -- none proved as successful as the group's earlier work, largely because throughout much of the world, especially Europe and Australia, the ABBA phenomenon never went away. Repackaged hits compilations and live collections continued hitting the charts long after the group's demise, and new artists regularly pointed to the quartet's inspiration: while the British dance duo Erasure released a covers collection, ABBA-esque, an Australian group called Bjorn Again found success as ABBA impersonators. In 1993, "Dancing Queen" became a staple of U2's "Zoo TV" tour -- Andersson and Ulvaeus even joined the Irish superstars onstage in Stockholm -- while the 1995 feature Muriel's Wedding, which won acclaim for its depiction of a lonely Australian girl who seeks refuge in ABBA's music, helped bring the group's work to the attention of a new generation of moviegoers and music fans.

Pace yourself, and it should last a good 10 minutes.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 4-11-02 @ 6:26 PM

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
no slash, ABA, not ABBA!!!!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
O+A_Armyman
posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
WOW obscure refernce of the day

Fuck sig pics id rather get stoned!!


Proud grunt of the O+A army
"'cause a grunt can take it, a grunt can take anything"

I know I cant spell and I dont care either.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
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Dancing Queen
Abba


You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a King

Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen








Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
kindredbabe
posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Is the death penalty really a deterrent for criminal behavior? Or is a criminal going to commit the crime regardless of the consequences?




Thank You, Barch

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Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:45 PM      
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talk about the joy of dry humping. ;)



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This message was edited by Lent on 4-11-02 @ 7:15 PM
O+A_Armyman
posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
and of course the consequences...(blue balls, ouch)

Fuck sig pics id rather get stoned!!


Proud grunt of the O+A army
"'cause a grunt can take it, a grunt can take anything"

I know I cant spell and I dont care either.

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
talk about the joy of dry humping.
not only is it fun, it's an art form too.



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:52 PM      
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quote:
not only is it fun, it's an art form too.


Masterbation?

Fag-twat, write something about how it doesn't make you a crazy person if you do hand-stands and cart-wheels in the middle of ninth avenue.






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:58 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Fag-twat, write something about how it doesn't make you a crazy person if you do hand-stands and cart-wheels in the middle of ninth avenue.
lmao, i'm not crazy, i'm a professional!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
O+A_Armyman
posted on 04-11-2002 @ 7:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Can I become a professional masterbater too...I have plenty of experience and can work weekends.

Fuck sig pics id rather get stoned!!


Proud grunt of the O+A army
"'cause a grunt can take it, a grunt can take anything"

I know I cant spell and I dont care either.

RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 7:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Just fuck it. Tommorow is friday, your day off. If they waited 2 weeks, one weekend wont hurt.

Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 04-11-2002 @ 9:15 PM      
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A couple years ago I did a 15 minute presentation on eating disorders in males. I pulled an all-nighter doing it and right before the presentation I smoked much more weed than I had intended to. I was a complete retard up there, stuttering, not completing sentences, reading the same thing over and over. The main reason it lasted 15 minutes was because of the awkward minute-long pauses in between thoughts, because my train of thought completely derailed several times.

And I still got an A on it




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series




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