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The Painter
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posted on 04-13-2002 @ 6:38 AM      
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Ok all you poopers, take the bathroom survey. Find out what the rest of the world does. Bathroom Survey

Wiping Position: 22% Stand, 78% Sit



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katylina
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posted on 04-13-2002 @ 9:31 AM      
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JVoorhees
posted on 04-13-2002 @ 9:59 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
I stand, proud of it...for those who don't...

What about in the shower? You don't sit. Do you?

How about the one that breaks off and your wiping for days. You know, ten minutes later your back wiping again, cause its squshy and itchy. Do you sit, just for that 1 or 2 additional wipes?

What about baby wipes? Anyone use them? Do they work better than plain old Charmin?




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posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:04 AM      
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quote:

What about in the shower? You don't sit. Do you?
Uh, no. I don't shit in the shower.



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JVoorhees
posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:11 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Uh, no. I don't shit in the shower.




[Sarcasm]Ohhh...I thought you did [/Sarcasm]




katylina
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posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:19 AM      
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Well, Awesome Garret certainly enjoys shit in his bathtub.


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posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
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i'm a sitter as I wipe, but there is an occasion when I do stand. anytime i take a shit and the original wiping just isn't good enough. i'll end up coming back 30 or so minutes later and the followup wiping is done standing. just doesn't make sense to sit back down for it.

rageparty
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posted on 04-13-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
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Oopsies...double Post

That really is Nasssssssssssssssstty though!

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posted on 04-13-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
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quote:

i'm a sitter as I wipe, but there is an occasion when I do stand. anytime i take a shit and the original wiping just isn't good enough. i'll end up coming back 30 or so minutes later and the followup wiping is done standing. just doesn't make sense to sit back down for it.



Nassssssssssssssstty! ;)




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posted on 04-13-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
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quote:

What about baby wipes? Anyone use them? Do they work better than plain old Charmin?


The secret to my impecably clean bottom...

Also, I only stand while wiping if I'm jackin' one off at the stucco for target practice.






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posted on 04-13-2002 @ 5:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
This is a nasty thread... However, I sit. I always keep in mind that I don't want to exceed 3 or 4 wipes. You dont want to get a "raw" ass..... Although I have never done this, I hear if it's a real mess your supposed to jump in the shower to wash your ass out. Thank god for clean shits. :-D

Necrofiend
posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:31 PM      
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I stand. If I sit, I'm afraid my hand will touch the water.

I think that thing about dipping is sick, but I dampen the toilet paper at the sink. I don’t like having dried up shit on my ass.


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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:16 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

How do you wipe?
Like I fuck... slow, deep, and hard.



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IrishAlkey
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:21 PM      
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quote:

quote:

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How do you wipe?
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Like I fuck...


Quickly, indifferent and once a month?





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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:32 PM      
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hey, that's how I shower




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IrishAlkey
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:36 PM      
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quote:

hey, that's how I shower


Slow, deep and hard? You must spend alot of cash on soap.






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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:50 PM      
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not as much as I spend on shampoo bottles




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2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 7:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Quickly, indifferent and once a month?
Ironically, that's how I shit.
quote:

not as much as I spend on shampoo bottles

Those must be some pretty nice shampoo bottles.



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