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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Rule #1 Get comfortable.
Rule #2 It's not a race.
Rule #3 Respect the penis.
Rule #4 Get on your knees and worship the penis.
Rule #5 Use your hands, you're not bobbing for apples.
Rule #6 Think of it as oral limbo, how low can you go?
Rule #7 SWALLOW.

I think that's it. I wanted ten, but seven is enough. Feel free to add any more tips.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Sucking Dick Tips
Why would you only suck the tip? You can't fit your mouth over the whole dick? I'm disappointed.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Alkey says:

quote:

Why would you only suck the tip? You can't fit your mouth over the whole dick? I'm disappointed.


In your case be greatful she can find the fuckin' tip.




Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

This message was edited by silera on 4-16-02 @ 2:24 AM
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:19 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I wanted ten, but seven is enough.

Don't mind me, I just got a giggle taking that out of context.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:19 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:


In your case be greatful she can find the fuckin' tip.


ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap!

damn you ftl for clicking reply at the same time as me



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself


This message was edited by Drusilla on 4-16-02 @ 2:22 AM
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
#8 Make porno eye contact
#9 Remember there are balls to be played with as well.
#10 SWALLOW (it's so important it should be listed twice)



I LOVE THE MORON
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

damn you ftl for clicking reply at the same time as me

Heh, yeah, I stink. :-D

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
silera....you NEVER EVER cease to amaze me!! This beyond a shadow of a doubt brought a smile to my face.


Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
crack hitler
If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me.
Unofficail Ambassador of WOW
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 3:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

#10 SWALLOW (it's so important it should be listed twice)
i couldn't agree more, if you're not going to swallow then don't bother starting; and if it's your boyfriend and you don't swallow, you can bet he's already looking for someone who will


I love the Amy
Sir Okonkwo
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 4:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
#11 NO TEETH!

Rememer ladies, this is a powerful yet highly delicate organ in your mouth, not a stick of Winterfresh.


Metal / Wrestling / Baseball
Ninja / pr0n
windowlck
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 5:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
will you be offering any visual aids of you performing this tasks.....you know...to help out the ladies :)





AIM me


katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 8:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Lesson 2: Gently place the balls into the mouth and hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 10:31 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Say Thank you after you SWALLOW.


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Froy
King Shit
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posted on 04-16-2002 @ 10:41 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
[Vos stutter]Ladies, when we cum, stop sucking. It hurts. You don't eat the stick when you're done with the popsicle, do you?[Vos stutter]

That's twice this week I've quoted Vos material... who thought Vos would ever be relevent?


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 10:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Just to make sure, ANY thread that is not overtly homosexual in nature is "awful." If let's say say Ants in My Pants, the flamer, had started it, I'm sure it would have gotten fabulous reviews.

I like to suck dick and I'm not gay so FU.





Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 10:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01

#12. Practice, Practice, Practice


NONE ON US

NEVER FORGET
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 11:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I like to suck dick and I'm not gay
Same here.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 11:15 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Just to make sure, ANY thread that is not overtly homosexual in nature is "awful." If let's say say Ants in My Pants, the flamer, had started it, I'm sure it would have gotten fabulous reviews.


There!

Happy???

Now, go suck a dick.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 11:19 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
If this thread does not get gay marco to post on the board again, nothing will.

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 11:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Now, go suck a dick.


Ok.




Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 04-16-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Ok.


Glad I slept over.

Thanks BM.






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 11:30 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Thanks BM.


I know the struggle.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 12:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Rule #3 Respect the penis.


Tame the cunt!





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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 4-16-02 @ 12:06 PM

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 12:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Slash, shrink you sig pic.

And what does SHE have to do with it?




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 12:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
33. Don't twist it. It's not a bottle cap. It's a dick, up and down. :-D

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