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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Smells like fish?

Edit* Alright, nitwits, it's not that hard to fuckin' rhyme a word!

Rule#1 Rhyme the last word.
Rule#2 Repeat rule#1.
Rule#3 Don't be retarded.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.







This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 4-23-02 @ 4:45 AM
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I feel foolish.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:43 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
I wish you were banned...someone make my wish come true please



And now I feel like I'm alive
I don't know how I got so low
These voices in my mind
Tell my it's killing time
It is a thrill I can't describe

Norton's Victim
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks. Man this is quite the pointless thread you have here. Second wish: This does not become the reincarnation of spoo.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:47 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
I wish alkey had a point



And now I feel like I'm alive
I don't know how I got so low
These voices in my mind
Tell my it's killing time
It is a thrill I can't describe

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:48 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
It's not a fuckin' wish thread you morons!

Now, get off my dick and fuckin' rhyme.

Where's Trish?







Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Norton's Victim
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

I wish alkey had a point



By this do you mean penis?



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
don't be such a priss




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Now, get off my dick and fuckin' rhyme.

Where's Trish?


Could rhyming while on your dick be a fetish?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:52 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

It's not a fuckin' wish thread you morons!

Now, get off my dick and fuckin' rhyme.




Maybe you should have named it, "I wish I could rhyme" then. I'm no friggin mind reader



And now I feel like I'm alive
I don't know how I got so low
These voices in my mind
Tell my it's killing time
It is a thrill I can't describe

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:53 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
On facey I'd like to piss.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:59 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Could rhyming while on your dick be a fetish?


To this I say "yesh!"






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-22-2002 @ 2:03 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
alkey...



thank you



And now I feel like I'm alive
I don't know how I got so low
These voices in my mind
Tell my it's killing time
It is a thrill I can't describe

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 2:04 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Mmmmmm...a pussy sandwich?





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-22-2002 @ 2:06 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
For you, maybe



And now I feel like I'm alive
I don't know how I got so low
These voices in my mind
Tell my it's killing time
It is a thrill I can't describe

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 2:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
A pussy sandwich is a great dish.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 2:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

A pussy sandwich is a great dish.


quote:

Smells like fish?



We've come full circle.







Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 2:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
I "wish" I could meet Steve Urkel.




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 3:08 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
More people should use the word "werkle."





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 3:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Dear Christ.
:Shakes head, walks out:


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 15 and 4.
Lawdy
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 3:35 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
Lawdy do dah day! :rolleyes:

Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, lawdy dah.
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 9:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
this thread turned gay


Visit this Website

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 9:33 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
The hell you say...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 9:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
It just turned gay? In what way?



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 10:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Gay, Straight, Bi who cares? It's fun to play.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


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