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Raven
Portugal
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 8:05 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
IF grumpy or Kev don't make it -- i'll take ump job -- cause wife #1 is comming too.


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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 8:07 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Hey GW..... no fences.... no sticker bushes..... what's gonna save you this year my friend? You are about to become the biggest first round bust ever....lol. And as for you Mr. "what have you done for me lately" Froy..... my only goal in life is to make sure you pay dearly for you cruelty!

Now thats what we have been missing the last couple of weeks.


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PanterA
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 8:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Mind if I play?

I can play infield while i'm stoned

I can also play outfeild stoned

as long as i'm stoned i can play.


"I crush the rush. I rule you fool!" Phil Anselmo
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 8:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ok..... I have about had it. Mr. Less Than happy Midget, what exactly do they have that makes you so sure? Hmmm.... they have GW, all well and good, but who exactly will he be knocking in? Froy? HA.... please, he's a one trick pony, and we are all on to his game. Buttmunch? I doubt it, at his age, two innings may well be the death of him.

Mashed? King of all gimps.... need I say more? Sure, today he is healthy, but tomorrow he may well trip over a chalk line and break an ankle.

JJ? Are you kidding me? JJ? ahem....
quote:

Well just remember, im no good to the team in the outfield, my arm just isnt in it anymore.



He's TWELVE..... and his arm is shot? Okie dokie then.... good pick fellas.

Ok, Ziggy...... other than the world's greatest jerky.... what does he bring? :)

Crock of Moose shit? PLEASE, only man I know that buys a $2.25 million bat and still can't get a decent cut.... we certainly got the better Moosen.

Shinguards aside.... fine, Magus.... well, no..... he sucks too :)

OPAK? PLEASE, the ancient egyptians marvel that at his age he can still walk, let alone play ball..... heh heh

Amy.... ok, your best player, I can't knock her

Brain..... let me ask you.... will you be buying a new set of gloves this year? Ones that might allow you to make CONTACT with the ball?

Everyone else is more or less an unknown entity, but we have Alkey, the greatest unknown ever.... (I swear to god you had better be as good as you say you are, or else I will carve you into little bits and pieces.... no pressure though )

And of course, we have all the hotties on our bench.... let me "revert" back to the replacements...... "Will you please tell them to stop shaking their asses for two minutes!"

I fail to see where these sorry assed tossers have any strength.

I HATE THE FROY!!!!!!






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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 8:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I was only picked 'cuz I got de azz...
ssssssshhhhhhh... you're gonna give away my stragety ;)

and Pantera.... i don't know anybody who smokes marijuana, but i think somebody might be able to help you out...





Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-03-2002 @ 9:24 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Froy is Magus going to catch for your team?



Yes, that's why I drafted him.

And JJ, you will be playing 3rd base.

Pantera, I put you on the lottery draft list.

And Raven, I had a feeling you'd be up for umping. Just don't wear an umpires uniform with your name on the back and you're in.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 9:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And JJ, you will be playing 3rd base.
hahaha, so you gonna have a relay man between 3rd & 1st?





Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And JJ, you will be playing 3rd base.


Looks like I am going to hit everything down the 3rd base line


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FoundryMusicJJ
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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 10:02 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Slack im 17 and my arm isnt shot. when i played in leaugues i almost was never an outfielder and when did do get put out there, my arm was gone by the end if the managers wanted to put me in to pitch.

Go ahead and hit eveything down to 3rd, and just like last game, ill get pretty much everything hit towards me within glove distance. And Tequila if i remember correctly, you hit a line drive down the line last game and i got it with no problem. Along with that i made an over the shoulder catch while in foul territory, down a slight hill on wet grass. I even remember hearing someone say as i was running, "hes gonna drop it" and guess what, i didn't.

Prove me wrong on the field and ill admit you guys are right. But until then, dont even bother bashing me, cuz ill just laugh at the stupid comments.


Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich.

BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC


This message was edited by FoundryMusicJJ on 6-3-02 @ 10:12 PM
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
blah blah blah..... quit yer bitching and take your beating like a man! I am a severely disgruntled player looking to make amends for the wrongs laid upon me. Tequila and I look at these rosters and we basically see a trade..... GW for the two of us, and quite frankly, we are out to prove that the boy blunder that is the Froy has made a grievous error. that sad sack of crap that is known as the GW is nothing more than a Cecil Fielder. A man with all the power in the world, but not much else in the way of worth. we are out to prove that he is the most overrated man to ever take to the plate.

How dare you trade me for a washed up, has been, flash in the pan like GW! Let alone trade the MVP from the first game in a package deal!

Dear god man, you just traded Mike Schmidt and Barry Bonds for Bobby Bonilla! are you fucking insane?





I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
AIM




This message was edited by slackjaw on 6-3-02 @ 11:13 PM
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
OK, may I be the official cheerleader for Froy's team?


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slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Um..... no..... we can not allow one of your caliber to support such a losing cause!



I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
AIM


Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ok I am going on record I love The Slackjaw, I am glad he is on The Anti-Froy team.


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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Let's trade my ear for Amy.






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JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
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NJDude
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 00
Damn!!! I gotta buy a glove like soon. I knew I forgot to get something over the weekend



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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Let's trade my ear for Amy.

Shouldn’t we get two players for that thing.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
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1888RUSTYTROMBONE
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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Thanks Froy for taking me with your last pick. I've already been playing softball for the last 6 weeks. So I am definitely ready to play, and to kick some major league ass.


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
4. Mets win World Series
5. Roger Clemens finally steps into the batters box at Shea.
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:48 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
hahahah Rusty- you are THAT guy. Cheer up- I'm rooting for your team.


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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I've already been playing softball for the last 6 weeks

quote:

hahahah Rusty- you are THAT guy

Looks like somebody had insider information.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 12:19 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I knew I forgot to get something over the weekend




Psssttt...condoms.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

AwesomeWhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 12:35 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
yay


The time is short, time, that's all right
Maybe I'll go out in the middle of the night,
And take your hand, look in your eyes, my love
All good things must come to an end sometime


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 1:19 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
I don't know if I'll be kicking ass, but I'll definitely be showing it.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 1:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 2:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Damn!!! I gotta buy a glove like soon. I knew I forgot to get something over the weekend



quote:

Let's trade my ear for Amy.



There you go NJDude - we just use Alkey's ear as a glove - we all KNOW it is big enough to do the trick

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 8:05 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey Slack, I think some of that oil GS rubbed on your head seeped through to your brain cause you're talkin' some crazy shit. We don't need no stinken shrubberies to win. Just don't play centerfield, I don't hit there, just a heads up.

1888Rusty, I hope we have a sleeper pick in you.

Katylina, my second homerun will be dedicated to you.

NJDude, I'll be bringing an extra glove, righty, if it helps.

MILFA, I would have picked you earlier. It's not all about winning.;)

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol" - Somebody




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