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SNAKEBITE
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 9:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
My work plans have changed (AT&T sucks)for June 15th so I can make it!

If anybody wants me for their team, I'm in if not I can umpire also.

So that nobody forgets I'm the guy who homered first over the thorn bushes last year. And no Slackjaw you couldn't have cought that one with or without a fence. lol

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 9:49 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

So that nobody forgets I'm the guy who homered first over the thorn bushes last year.

Oh I did not forget my friend, we have been waiting for you to sign up.



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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 10:26 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Amy.... ok, your best player, I can't knock her



umm GW is better than me, but im flattered

quote:

Let's trade my ear for Amy.


fuck that, id be insulted if froy traded me away for a fucking ear!!!

i got a good arm if that helps my cause froy


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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 10:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
quote:

i got a good arm


from stroking your cock all the time?

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 10:53 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

from stroking your cock all the time?

That is Amy’s job between innings.


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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 11:30 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Well at least this way, Big Kev can call anything off either side of the plate, and Grumpy will have a clear view of strikes at or below the knees.


uhh....Brain....are you planning on actually trying to HIT the ball this year? hhhmmmm.....mr. "strike out at slow pitch softball"? you of all people have absolutely NOOOOOOOO right to even utter a word about anyone's actions.

oh and Slapjack - take a good look at YOUR team. Get back to me when you figure out that you have no pitching, no arms and maybe 2 half-way decent hitters at best.


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

Joey BigArms
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 11:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Get back to me when you figure out that you have no pitching

Does pitching really matter in slow pitch softball? Fielding and a good all around hitting team wins in slow pitch.


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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 11:51 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
jimbo - even if it is slow pitch, you still have to know how to THROW the ball.

Besides, I'm waiting for the girls on slapdicks team to make me offers for throwing the game in their direction.

Ladies - any offers of involving nudity will gladly be considered by the "Mr. Less Than happy Midget" umpire. :-D


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 11:51 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Wondering what happened to yah Snakebite.....We'll see who homers first...This isn't no 230 ft field. :)

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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 11:58 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

you of all people have absolutely NOOOOOOOO right to even utter a word about anyone's actions.

Yes I do-- you ejected me in the second game for arguing whether a runner was out. I call shenanigans! :-p

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


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I think so, Brain...

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SNAKEBITE
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 12:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey GW! Almost couldn't make it because of work.


quote:

We'll see who homers first...This isn't no 230 ft field.


Does this mean we're on different teams? I haven't seen where I'll be yet.

And don't go worrying yourself on how far I can hit'em, I don't remember you hitting more than one last time either. lol

:-D

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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 3:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
No one has seen me play so that's an advantage for me, but I'll tell you this I'm coming to play and to destroy the opposing pitchers.


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1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
4. Mets win World Series
5. Roger Clemens finally steps into the batters box at Shea.
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skitchr4u
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 3:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
with all this trash talking, this looks to be like a great day coming up

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

No one has seen me play so that's an advantage for me, but I'll tell you this I'm coming to play and to destroy the opposing pitchers.

Didn’t JustJon do a lot of trash talking too?


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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

How dare you trade me



I didn't trade you. But if it makes you feel better, had there been a straight up trade of you for GW, you'd be gone in the blink of an eye.

Snakebite, I have already put you on the new draft list. If anybody else wants in, send me an email, or put up a post here.

And yes, Katy will be our official cheerleader.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 6:12 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

[aimp]oh, damn... i just remembered... i can't make it because i have to go to my girlfriend's sister's niece's aunt's grandson's first birthday party...[/aimp]



BURN!

quote:

we just use Alkey's ear as a glove - we all KNOW it is big enough to do the trick




you mean we all know he uses his body for catching.



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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 6:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
riding off into the sunset after the game I see....

CAN I PLEASE GET THE NUMBER 4 FOR MY JERSEY!!!!

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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 6:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

maybe 2 half-way decent hitters at best


Hey who are the 2 halfway decent hitters?

I am more then a halfway decent hitter ya fucking midget. BTW are you in the commercial for the new digital video camera's? The one where the midget is in the newspaper machine.


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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 7:51 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
ohhh I am "official" now... I'll have to make up a special bikini just for your team. :-D


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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 7:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I'll have to make up a special bikini just for your team.

Make sure its mesh.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
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NJDude
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 8:15 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 00
quote:

NJDude, I'll be bringing an extra glove, righty, if it helps.



Yes it would help alot, It would take me awhile to break in a new glove. Thanks man.



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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 8:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Yeah and make sure its a bottom like this one in JackDans sigpic



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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 8:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Yeah and make sure its a bottom like this one in JackDans sigpic

Are you sure that isn't too much?



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 8:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I guess im gonna have to "glove it up" for the Anti-froys... and as for the beer... miller highlife.



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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 8:54 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Are you sure that isn't too much?

Just wear dental floss


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