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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 4:54 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
spitfire did a little fu which contained a beef with bumperstickers and since then i have been noticing some bumperstickers plus there are some you never forget so here is a list of the top 10 i can remember.

Men are proof that women can take a joke.

LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

I brake for…wait…AAAH!…NO BRAKES!!!!!

Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I think i think, therefore i think that i am.




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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Gonzo's personal favorite "student driver".



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Head its just not for breakfast anymore
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I'll just list the ones I have on my car...

Don't be a Dick

I'm sick of stupid people

no you suck, signed the mean people

fuckyourself@asshole.jerk

Fuck you you fucking fuck

Fear me for I have the power to destroy you

Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield



Is that Magus in the bushes with Raven again?

FU Buttmunch

"Think before you write" - Froy

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This message was edited by Corpsegrinderjunk on 4-7-01 @ 5:05 PM
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 5:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
"Bumper stickers suck"


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com

Currently I've adopted giraffe raper and drkn2forget
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 5:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Gonzo, we should make you a bumper stiker:
"Kid Toucher 528 Children Served"



Officially Part of JWO: skitchr4u & JasonFromRiverEdge
Adopted Newbie: drkn2forget
dubinsk
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 5:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
"If I knew it was gonna be this much trouble I would have picked my own damn cotton"

"these grits are off the hook yo!"

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
"Milk Sucks Got Beer"



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Head its just not for breakfast anymore
Just Jon
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 5:30 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
My friend had in college:
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

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Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 5:30 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
i got one,

shit happens


"I shoot people that don't get it."
My Turn in the Barrel
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
WOW

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 5:49 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
i just saw one that said "Jesus is coming. R U E ?"

i don't get it... R U E ?


Sephiroth
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
"I Still miss my EX, but my Aim is improving"



"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
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Canthandlemybooty
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
"Prevent Road RAge...Get off my ass"
"There are two types of pedestrians...the quick and the dead"
"My kid beat up your honor student"

:) Adopted by Drunk Boy :)
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 7:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
GS, do you cruise around looking for those yellow Baby on Board signs in the back windows?


We'll roll on with our heads held high
Our conscience in the gutter
Our dreams up in the sky
---The Living End


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 7:58 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
How about the sticker thats upside down and reads

"If you can read this turn me over"


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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 8:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

GS, do you cruise around looking for those yellow Baby on Board signs in the back windows?



no for some reason they always seem to find me. But my neighbors all took there's down damn that megan's law!!!


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Have you come here for forgiveness
Have you come to raise the dead
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your head

She-Mail Me Here

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 8:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I love cats...dead ones

Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass

Have a nace day....elsewhere

Fuck you and your baby on board

LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 8:56 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Die. Screaming.

The Mrs.
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 11:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
"There's nothing like a stiff rod in a small mouth." I think i saw that on the back of my dad's van. Ehhhh the thought of it.


Guess who's heart I have?
MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
only cool chicks can do me

is there an excuse for you?

expensive porn star

reality is a crutch for people who cant deal with drugs

life is short dont be a dick

stupid people shouldnt breed


"We're Bad?"
"Well, a little"
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 11:31 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Seen driving through Alabama: "I love my coon, dog that is"

Seen in GA: You have your X and I'll have mine!!
(rebel flag) It's a white thing, you wouldn't understand!!

LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
Skeet Slambone
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
This is a good one I just saw today.

"I'm the guy who sleeps with your Honor Student"


Little Wing
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 12:54 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Here's 2 that I've seen recently.

I brake for hallucinations

Have a shitty day :)

GonzoStyle
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:35 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Fuck you and your baby on board



YEAH!!!!! ooh you don't mean it literally?


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Have you come here for forgiveness
Have you come to raise the dead
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your head

She-Mail Me Here

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:37 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I thought you were only into 6-year old flip boys!!LMMFSSSSAO!!

LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!


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