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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Urinal Conversations | ||||
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| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 2:52 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | I know I said I wouldn't start any topics anymore, but this just happened in the restroom of my office and it pissed me off. As I was in a stall, two people came in and started to use the urinals. One of the guys started a full blown conversation with the other guy about his vacation weekend. I even heard his stream of piss stop, but he continued to stand at the urinal and kept on telling the other guy about the great time he had with his girlfriend down on the shore. I don't know if it's just me but I am very creeped out by this. Taking a leak is a very private experience to me. I usually always use a stall because I need as much privacy as I can get. How arrogant does a person have to be that they think their life is so interesting that they can break your concentration to bore you with their life? What do you folks think about this?  Sometimes you have to be the bigger man. E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | I had a little problem with this the other night at WWFNY.  ~Matt/Froy from Jersey Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Spaz is that you?  Officially Part of JWO: skitchr4u & JasonFromRiverEdge | ||||
| Rone | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | i don't like talking to anybody when i'm using a urinal. if i have the choice, i'll pick the urinal farthest away from someone. and i hate when there are open urinals and the guy decides to use the one right next to you. at most i'll give the guy a nod, but absolutely no speaking. This message was edited by Rone on 4-17-01 @ 3:12 PM | ||||
| Mi1o Yambag | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Well, I don't want to have to talk to anyone while I piss, but, to each his own, I guess. A friend with weed is a friend indeed. A friend without it is a friend in need. "Prohibition...goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded." --Abraham Lincoln "Make the most of hemp seed, sow it everywhere." --George Washington | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:11 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: What's the matter hosp? got a small wee wee? Why not just mind your own business and ignore them?
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| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Well not all of us are known as Big Dick Black. And some folks are show-ers and some folks are grow-ers. Sometimes you have to be the bigger man. E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I hate when us chicks have to go to the bathroom in groups, I just can't do it...Women can have long conversations in the john, don't ask me why, not me though, because I get really pee-shy if there is anyone else in the bathroom (unless I'm drunk or otherwise inebriated) no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Thats how we love you.  | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Honestly I could give 2 shits so to speak if someone wants to talk to me as I take a piss.If I dont want to talk to someone I wont does not mater weather I am pissing or sitting at a bar. | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Bottom line......eyes forward, mouth shut....nuff said E-Mail Me  "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:27 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | E-NUB-RE-ATED :)
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| weinie | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Guys, I think the following little quiz will help you improve everyones urinal ettiquette. Please give it a whiz. er, I mean a whirl. Visit this Website  This message was edited by weinie on 4-17-01 @ 3:35 PM | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Brokenjaw, I didn't hear fucking nothing, so all is good with me. Sometimes you have to be the bigger man. E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Let me see.... My junk is out and in my hand... hmmm. I'm not going to be looking or talking to another male. Not even going to acknowledge his presence. Hey Hos, did you hear them walk out of the bathroom without turning the faucet on?  "I use you for good board I'm not your friend" Guided by Dryblood. | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I heard the faucets used. I think they would have been to embarrassed for the other guy to see them not wash their hands. Sometimes you have to be the bigger man. E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Funny that you mention this but I know a guy that was taking aleak when a miget approached him and told him he had the biggest pair of balls he has ever seen. Then grabbed the chair that the attendent uses stood on it and asked if he could hold them. My friend being taken back didnt know what to say so he said OK. Then as soon as the midget grabs his balls the midget says now give me your wallet before I jump. True story I swear? | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 4:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Wait....Tequila, you've seen Grumpy!!!??? no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 4:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | You know Tequila, I remember it being much funnier when I read it in Maxim and it was about Shaq. That's weird. Sometimes you have to be the bigger man. E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
| Kim | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 5:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I'm with Spitfire on this one...I don't go into a restroom to have a conversation with anyone. Have you noticed that Mom's with young children never can go to the bathroom in peace? There is always someone who needs to talk to them...lol  | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 6:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Hosp - I remember watching porn when it was great. Now that you are in one I refuse to watch. | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 6:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: so when your junk is in his hands, do you act all shy then too?  | ||||
| Kim | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 6:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey Tequila...you refuse to watch huh...yeah we believe you ;) | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 7:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Color me ignorant, but while we're on the topic, can someone please explaing the girls going in groups thing? I wouldn't expect Spit or Kim to considering they obviously don't get it either... but any lady who has a second, please give us the low-down. I would be thoroughly intrigued, as I think others would be. SPILL IT!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!!
Adopted Dilloners in training: katya_ann AND Evil Opie - AIM CHRIS052076 This message was edited by ClusterF on 4-17-01 @ 7:41 PM | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 9:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | If you want people to leave you alone, heres the easiest way. For guys of course, Just glance over at your neighbor and say with a straight face, Nice Cock That will make everyone leave you alone and not even look at you. But if Marco is next to you, you better be able to run and zip at the same time. | ||||
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