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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::seancold comes into room:::

:::Seancold pounds on door:::

:::seancold want to find Gonzostyle:::

:::seancold sits back with beer and waits:::

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!



This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 5-3-01 @ 5:13 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I was hoping never to see another of these threads again...lmao


~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
GonzoStyle
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::Gonzo wipes the dust away:::

:::Gonzo Smells A Challange:::

:::Gonzo Pushes Philipino Boy away:::

:::Gonzo Stares At Sean:::


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

She-Mail Me Here

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::Hospitaliano exits, stage left.::




Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
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Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::seancold puts down beer:::

:::seancold shoves Froy out of seancold's way:::

:::seancold slaps Gonzo in face:::

:::seancold laughs at gonzopunk:::

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

GonzoStyle
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::Gonzo Jumps Back:::

:::Gonzo Licks Wounds:::

:::Gonzo Grabs Hospitaliano Drags him Back:::

:::Gonzo Smiles:::

:::Gonzo Takes peanut butter off his chest from prior engaement:::

:::Gonzo throws peanut butter at sean:::

:::Gonzo Pounces Sean and smacks him with schmekel:::

:::Gonzo laughs at sean:::


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

She-Mail Me Here

Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::seancold pounds on hosp cuz seancold can:::

:::seancold gnaws left fingers off to avoid infection from shmeckl:::

:::Seancold grabs gozo and gives evenflow into hosp's ass:::

:::seancold giggles as hosp screams from invasion:::

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!



This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 5-3-01 @ 5:22 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::Takes head out of Hosp's ass:::

:::Gonzo wipes shit stain off his chin:::

:::gonzo flings shit in seans face:::

:::gonzo runs at seans knees, takes him down:::

:::gonzo grabs froy and throws him on sean:::

:::gonzo stands over sean and froy:::

:::Gonzo pops warts on his schmekel:::

:::Gonzo lets puss leak out on sean and froy:::

:::gonzo jumps back and smacks Hosp for good measure:::

:::Gonzo rubs tuna oil on his balls as sign of war:::


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

She-Mail Me Here

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
:::Hospitaliano learns to keep mouth shut:::



Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!




This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 5-3-01 @ 5:27 PM
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::seancold is disgusted that he got slimed:::

:::seancold looks around until seancold sees a barbell:::

:::seancold takes said barbell and bashes hosps head in for not getting laid in a porno:::

:::Seancold hurls barbell at gonzo and hits gonzo in temple:::

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!



This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 5-3-01 @ 5:30 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::Gonzo shakes head and licks blood off his head:::

:::Gonzo Rubs blood on his schmekel and pitches tent:::

:::Gonzo Jumps up and stomps sean with erect 2 inch schmekel:::

:::Gonzo jumps back and stares at sean with schmekel in hand:::

:::Gonzo shoves schmekel in hosps mouth to keep him quiet:::

:::Gonzo pulls seans pants down and smacks his ass and jumps back:::

:::gonzo stares at sean and gets excited:::


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

She-Mail Me Here

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
::Froy scratches head in wonderment at why he got dragged into this mess::

::Froy asks himself why he made these people mods::

::Froy kicks Hosp in the crotch to see if he has balls and wonders why he can't get laid in porno::




~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
GonzoStyle
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::Gonzo backs off froy in fear of losing employment:::

:::Gonzo pats froy on head and backs off:::

:::Gonzo stares at sean:::

:::gonzo smacks hosp in the head:::

:::Gonzo pounces sean:::

:::Gonzo Pounds sean:::

:::gonzo smacks sean in the head with a black jack:::


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

She-Mail Me Here

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
:::crx girl sits in the corner laughing her fucking ass off:::



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
KnightRyder2k1 is now under my protection for the next 10 days, if he ever posts, hopefully it'll be good :)crxgirl@opieanthony.co
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
::Fez scratches head and ponders why we have nothing better to do::


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com

Currently I've adopted usofar and Bumpkinhead
WoRMFACE
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 6:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
::flings feces into the mix::




Kill Your
Elected
Official
Today!
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

:::Gonzo Pushes Philipino Boy away:::

:::Tequila wonders when this will happen again:::


ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW

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1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor

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Proud Adoptor Of Sweet Little Sister
Raven
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 7:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::Raven comes out of hiding and says this was the best thing I saw in a long time here :::



MY adopted Newbie is :no one -- now looking to form a "Flock"
You Tried To Live And God Said NO
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 7:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
:::Joey BigArms steps in to protect Gonzo:::



Officially Part of JWO: skitchr4u & JasonFromRiverEdge
Warning: All Posts Have Sarcasm
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::Criticslovesnatch enjoys the fight with a cold beverage in the corner:::


"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

My adopted mini-critic is Getinthecoffin

Anyone else looking to be adopted IM me at Jemo123
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
::Fez laughs at the fact that no one realizes that it's over::


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com

Currently I've adopted usofar and Bumpkinhead
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 7:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
::The Brain calls Fez a DICK, then returns to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night::



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

This message was edited by The Brain on 5-3-01 @ 7:31 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 05-03-2001 @ 7:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
::Froy ponders locking this thread in its obvious downward spiral::

::Froy says fuck it, let the idiots continue playing::


~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 10:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::seancold finally shakes off the shot with the black jack:::

:::seancold looks around and sees someone seancold does not like:::

:::seancold grabs fez by the throat:::

:::seancold choke slams fez:::

:::seancold pounds fez into protoplasm:::

:::seancold leaps away:::

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

:::seancold leaps away:::



::Froy wonders if Sean leaps away in the same gay fashion as Buttmunch runs::

::Froy looks over to see Buttmunch trotting through the field smelling daisies::



~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.


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