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Doc Smith
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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
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quote:

quite simply, Heaven on Earth (when done right!)

They can be done wrong? The Hell you say...

My first was not all that extrodinary or interesting. In bed with a girl, pants come off, she does her best Noo-Noo impression, end of story.

Hey, Joey, couldn't you just force her head down Norton-style with those huge guns of yours :)


FeelMyFunBags
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:51 AM      
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I was 16 and seeing someone seriously for the first time. My girlfriends and I were all worried about techniques so we ordered porn on pay per-view and bought ice pops as well as blow pops (no pun intended) and watched the girls in the movie and practiced in this girl's living room. Well a few nights later I was hanging out with my boy at the time, and we ended up going behind this shopping center off the Belt Parkway (the one with Modells in it and K-Mart in Brooklyn) and gave my very first hummer. I don't know if I did it good, but I do remember when he came in my mouth (with permission), I was pleasantly surprised by the taste. :)


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o&aswallow
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:52 AM      
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First was in my friends garage, I was 17, she was 16. My friend was banging this chicks friend down in the basement ( this was in the 70's, one of the reasons I enjoy That 70's Show, with them always hanging in the basement)so we headed out to the garage, got into some heavy necking and petting. Finaly I told her she got me so worked up that at least a BJ was in order. She agreed and pulled it out and, no shit, started blowing!. I had to instruct her in the fact that the term blow was figurative. Coached her along and convinced her that swallowing was required. She did, enjoyed it and once I finished she pulled her mouth off and said can we do that again? I told her that was completly up to her and she accomplished just what she needed too.


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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
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quote:

They can be done wrong? The Hell you say...


In a word...teeth. Unfortunately, I've experienced a few of these firsthand, and its just not fun.


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pinknips
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I am seriously in denial about this post... complete bullshit really. If any of you all remember a while back a post of mine relatively the same as this one?? For those of you who do we all know how that ended up when it took that horrible turn and I got ripped on for a while. Just proof of how a post totally depends on who posts it. If your not "in" then it can get bad. It's ridiculous really. Anyway... as for my first experience I totally took complete control was quite confident so I made him feel like I knew exactly what I was doing. We were in my pool in South Carolina and I kinda led him to sit on the first step and I got in front of him on my knees on the step below him and well we went from there. Broad day light if the parents came home I am sure I would have a different outlook on the whole experience.

TeenWeek
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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:31 AM      
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My first blowjob was the most memorable experience I ever had. She was great, especially when she took out her teeth.


Here is a picture of her.

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This message was edited by TeenWeek on 5-15-01 @ 10:35 AM
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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:33 AM      
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Pinknips, I remember your post, but I think you have to remember that it resulted in the "in" people leaving.

Anywho, I can't honestly say I remember my very first blowjob. Sad, no? I remember my very first, make-me-feel-good for hours afterward BJ.

Some things, I'll just leave in my memory.


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spitfire421
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
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Pink, I was totally thinking the same thing, I wasn't even going to post in it, but it's also because look who's not around anymore :)

Not to go into details, I was 17 (and I swallowed LOL)...I want to see how many Ocean County ppls are on this board who got laid or were given/received oral in Boy Scout Island in Island Heights(or the docks)? LOL that was the standard place for us Toms River kids.


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pinknips
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:44 AM      
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I recall BM but if you remember it was clearly stated that if any of us thought that the post had anything to do with the departure we were sadly mistaken. Who cares though... You know I like this kinda talk. :0



This message was edited by pinknips on 5-15-01 @ 11:01 AM
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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
cant say i had one

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pinknips
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
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yea sure Am.... we all know that Brazillian C got a little wet. Kidding guys, well not really but we'll just say so anyway.

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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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Remember the first one? I can't even remember the last one.

Drunken GW
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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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quote:

I was pleasantly surprised by the taste.



Okay....that is more info then we needed.

PN, even though I was a newbie then I remember that thread. You did get reamed...literally.

My first... I remember it wasn't good, teeth, and a lot of "are you ready yet?"...not a fine moment in my sexual history. But later on in life I met a girl that made my head spin...yup ,like in the Exorcist, pea soup and all!!!





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pinknips
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
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It helps to have actually received one though painter... ;)

Ronreddog
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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Well, it is Hummer Tuesday! With all this talk about BJ's, is anyone available at lunch time? lol

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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
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i'm only 11 so i'm still waiting for my 1st one



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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
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D'oh! I'm an idiot, I said I was pleasantly surprised by the taste because everyone told me it was going to taste like shit...not that I was pleasantly surprised and drank a glass of it ;)


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Underneath it all
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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
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Ahh...but how many have you stopped Raven?

smex182
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
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I remember my first one I was 17 she was 15. We had dated awhile and had been F-ing for a month or two when she decided to go down on me. I remember how good it was and how she enjoyed it just as much. After that I wouldn't go a day without her going down on me.

I think a lot of us remember how good it was the first time but if we think about it and you start to compare you'll realize it was the fact that you were getting your first blow job not that it was really good. As soon as I got head from someone else I remember how much better it was compared to my girlfriend who had given me my first one.

I would also like to through out to Men and women, of course, the first time you ate some Peach :P. I can honestly say that the first time, same girl that gave me my first BJ, I had no f-ing clue what I was doing but hey practice makes perfect. The only thing I can remember was how f-ing wet this girl was and when she done how I looked like I had finished competing in a watermelon contest :P.


Drunken GW
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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
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not that I was pleasantly surprised and drank a glass of it



No that sounds like one of those bukaki films.







Half assing it.
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
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I had no f-ing clue what I was doing

I guess someone wasn't a Sam Kinison fan

smex182
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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quote:

I guess someone wasn't a Sam Kinison fan



Doc,

LMAO Great point but the last thing I think of when I have peach in my face is Sam Kinison :)

Sloatsburgh
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P....

Amy, if you want, I'll get a bottle of peach shnaps. No, wait. I'm married. I'm only allowed to hit on Grk......





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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
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Some years back, this girl I knew (she had a boyfriend, now her husband) asked what I'd like to do that night. I said fuck and she said okay. The blow job would have been better if she didn't stop every 5 seconds and ask if I liked it.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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Ok, so it wasn't the first one... But the other day I was helping my BF out w/one, and stupid O&A w/their Slap Happy Review, rooned it for me. I had to spit. The swallow just was not going to happen. :)






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