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o&aswallow
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey PN, I remember that episode well as I started the stop the censorhip thread after they locked yours. It is a kinder gentler board now and it is nice to say whats on your mind when you want to. First BJ's and loosing the cherry stories should be shared for all to enjoy.


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I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Eww...were you going to laugh and have it come out your nose like milk did in the 5th grade
That is just foul

allyourbasearebelongtous
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
LOL, Reading this thread reminds me of the "letters" section of Penthouse magazine. Anyway, my first was damn good. Ever get that "pins and needles" feeling in your arm or leg? My whole body felt like that when she was done. When I regained "feeling" in my body, I went down on her. Words came out of her mouth that would have made Larry Flint blush.



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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I don't remember when or where my first bj was, but I do remember the last.

What's better then a blow job?
A blow job from someone for the first time.
A-maz-ing!

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

What's better then a blow job?
A blow job from someone for the first time.
A-maz-ing!



Absofuckinglutely!!!





Half assing it.


This message was edited by Drunken GW on 5-15-01 @ 4:01 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-15-2001 @ 5:35 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

or those of you who do we all know how that ended up when it took that horrible turn and I got ripped on for a while. Just proof of how a post totally depends on who posts it. If your not "in" then it can get bad. It's ridiculous really.



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you have a bit of revisionist history dont you PN? first of all the person who "tooled" on you is one of the people you used to talk to about cleaning up your act and how you didnt want to be known for being known as "the girl who rode on the bull" how you didnt like your reputation and wanted to change who you hung out with and what you were doing and then you turned around and then after all that, you made a complete 180 and posted what will go down in board annals as a complete cluster-fuck.
so stop it with the hypocritical talk and the "in crowd" bullshit. its really quite boring. first of all im not really part of any "in crowd" regardless of what you may think. the only "in crowd" im a part of is being a mod, and yeah i have a couple of people i like to call friends on the board, thought maybe you were one of them actually until you basically called me a hypocrit by posting this topic so i guess thats gone now. oh well just one more person not part of my crowd anymore. i guess ill just have to get over it, i owe it to myself. and just in case you were wondering, i dont think im going anywhere for the foreseeable future, not even if you post a picture of me standing next to darx. so i guess ill see you around huh?:)



Life is like a box of chocoloates, a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat during the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but it's gone too soon and the taste is fleeting. In the end you're left with nothing but broken bits of hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but useless brown paper wrappers.


This message was edited by Faceman on 5-15-01 @ 5:41 PM
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Old habits die hard

GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Amy, if you want, I'll get a bottle of peach shnaps. No, wait. I'm married. I'm only allowed to hit on Grk......


You have kids Sloat, i like when married men with kids hit on me, that makes them more attractive

very funny you




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LaughRiot
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
I waited for the "right girl" I know it sounds like a line that I couldnt get any, but I thought the first chick I'm with I should be in love with... So I was 21 and in Texas at the time, I had met this chick at a party in NYC 8 months prior, she was actually from Idaho and visiting the girl I was going out with at the time, we hit it off so well that we kept in touch over the phone and the net. I had since dumped the other hua..When I found out she would be going to Texas on business and I had some time off coming up, we decided to share a hotel room for the week she'd be there. Well I got to the room first unpacked, jumped in the elevator to get something fromt he front desk.. the doors open and bam, there she is. (Just like in the movies) ::faggot giggle::

So we go up to the room, she unpacks we start making out.. we stop.. she and I go for a little walk around the hotel grounds.. we talk and make out a little more.. go back up to the room and ZIIIPPPP goes my fly while she's sorta laying on top of me. Well.. I was so damn nervous about NOT blowing too soon.. that it took me damn near 4 hours of various tachniques before I graced her throat with my demon seed. She swallowed.. and I returned the favor on her keekee.. although she didn't have the 4 hour problem I did.


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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Laught Riot, You ate out her ass for 4 hours? Freak!!!!


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LaughRiot
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 7:03 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Dude, there is nothing better then pleasing a girl and having her gasping for air and begging you to stop. I'm a giver not a receiver.. plus she's putty after that and will do just about anything.

Eating hot creamy pussy for hours on end is heaven on earth.


I'm your quiet neighbor.
"mindless ass cunt!" - IAMANTHONY
"The reason that pussy is always cold is because its attached to a women." - Tequila
"No I dont work for any of the snack cake distributors anymore" - Tequila
"Another brilliant thread by the heap." - adolescentmasturbator
"Is anyone else really starting to like The Heap?" - NOT HummerLovin I swear
"Hmmm... One of anthony's last posts was directed at The Heap.. Since then, Anthony hasn't posted.. Since then, The Heap has...... Hmmmmmmmmm......." - HummerLovin



This message was edited by LaughRiot on 5-15-01 @ 7:05 PM
hornygoatweed23
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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 8:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Eating hot creamy pussy for hours on end is heaven on earth


Not quite the way I would word it, but I have to agree. Getting is great, but when you give great, you get even better :)


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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 11:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I thought you were going to tell us about giving your 1st BJ?;)


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pinknips
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 9:16 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Face you really have no clue nor do you know me or anything I talked about with said person. I have NO problem with the whole bull thing what so ever, it was fun I look back at it and laugh so it can't be all that bad. There are worse things you could be known for like say still living at home in your 30's. What was bothering me is the fact that I was doing some things I would never have done basically for the attention I now realize. I also realize that I don't need it from anyone in any part of my life, not like that at least. I know who I am and that's just damn good enough for me. You are talking out your ass here. I am not being a hypocrite by any means. Just cause you happened to be the one who posted this doesn't mean shit really. I just thought it was humorous. I also don't think that my post about swallowing or if you so choose not swallowing was me doing a 180???? It was something I was curious about. That makes me a hypocrite? Do you have a clue what your talking about cause I really don't think so. My reputation or lack there of on this board means nothing to me. The people who know me, they know me and everyone else can think what they want I won't loose sleep. What I talked to with this "guy" was simply how I was not so proud of some of the decisions I had been making and that my clothes were going to stay on more often than they had been. Pretty sure a post didn't stray to far from that huh? So... if you have anything that makes sense or gives me some sort of indication that you are aware of my situation at all, feel free to enlighten me. If not, shut up dummy!!



This message was edited by pinknips on 5-16-01 @ 9:53 AM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-16-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
maybe you are right, i dont know you, all i know is what i hear, or more specifically what ive heard from people and what you told me personally in ims. i must have remembered wrong what i was told and the talks that me and you have had about shit that has nothing to do with this board after all, im talking out of my ass correct??? and when i gave you my advice about what you should do, i guess i was talking out of my ass correct??? i guess it goes to reason then, that when i showed actual concern about you and cared, i was talking and thinking out of my ass. no big deal really, its happened before, it'll happen again. have a nice day:)



Life is like a box of chocoloates, a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat during the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but it's gone too soon and the taste is fleeting. In the end you're left with nothing but broken bits of hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but useless brown paper wrappers.
pinknips
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
alrighty then... now your just back tracking and what not so I don't really know what to say. Giving me your advise was not you talking out of your ass that was you being a nice guy. Calling me a hypocrite for a post and whatever else is. Anyway... you started off trying to make a point that I failed to get so I was just giving you the opportunity to make me a aware of it. You failed to do so. Nice status change too by the way. By putting that there it just makes it look like you believe that to be true or want people to think that or care. God this place...



This message was edited by pinknips on 5-16-01 @ 10:01 AM
Banana_juice
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey facemean,
DOnt mean to change the subject on ya, but are you from Bayonne. Did you go to Bayonne High,, if you di, we might know each other actually.

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American Fing Psycho
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Me and 4 of my friends use to sit at a table and play cards while gettin drunk. We had 3 girls under the table suckin us off switching up every 3 -4 minutes,the game was to guess who it was. That was my first time. That was hella fun




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...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-16-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
as well as talking out of my ass, i tend to ramble so bare with me please. pn, i dont really care what you do in your life, its your business what you choose to do and who you choose to hang with. and i personally have nothing against you, other than you calling me hypocritical for posting this thread. if you remmeber correctly i didnt slam you for posting that thread back then, did i????? i slammed the person who insinuated, whether intentionally or mistakingly, that ip was giving blowjobs when she was in 7th grade. thats it. did i tell you back then that i didnt think you should have posted that thread??? no i didnt. and afterwards did i slam you for posting your response to upu and comments about him swallowing???? no i didnt. i told you maybe you shouldnt have done it, but thats it. didnt condemn you or get mad at you or stop talking to you, i just stated my opinion and moved on.

as for my thread, here is what i thought. since ip and upu have left, things have gotten alot calmer around here and threads that would have gotten slammed by them back then are acceptable now i think. ive seen posts about masturbation and teenage lesbian fantasies. and if you recall and even if you didnt read it, i actually stood up for the poster's right to post what she did, even at her age because it is my personal belief, on and off the message board. i think people should post what they want to and do whatever they want to, to an extent. what that extent is depends on the post or the action. this here was just a harmless little post about a subject that mostly everyone is interested in. you took it upon yourself to change that and make it a "political" statement about how certain people are allowed to post what they want because of who they are and what "crowd" they hang out with. well pn i dont hang out with any crowd. in fact, ive never actually been to a party, get together, whatever, where these supposed people im "in" with have been. im not saying i dont have ties with these people, i do. there are 2 mods with whom i am very friendly with and talk with on a regular/daily basis. there is one who ive had problems with in the recent past, who i think is one hell of a guy and i would be proud to be called his friend, plain and simple. then there are the rest who i talk to and consider cool people and would back up on this board if they needed it. you were one of those until you basically called me a hypocrite and told me i was talking out of my ass. but thats your prerogative to do so if thats what you think im doing. you are right though, i know nothing about you except what you have told me and what others have told me about you. do i know you on a one on one personal, deep and emotional level???? no, i just know what ive heard and to think about it, i always stuck up for you if i heard something bad about you, I always said, "well i've talked to her and i think shes a sweetheart." go figure huh? maybe there's that niceness that you were talking about that ive had towards you. anyway like ive said, i dont know you personally no, so maybe i am talking out of my ass on that subject. you're probably right, maybe i should just drop this whole subject and get back to what it is that is supposed to go on on this board, which is fun. sounds like a good idea to me:)

p.s. glad you like the status, it just came to me last night. :)



Life is like a box of chocoloates, a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat during the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but it's gone too soon and the taste is fleeting. In the end you're left with nothing but broken bits of hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but useless brown paper wrappers.
pinknips
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

nothing against you, other than you calling me hypocritical for posting this thread



What, where was this that I called you a hypocrite? This is really making me tired. When talking it is generally a good idea to have a point right? Did I miss something?

quote:

you took it upon yourself to change that and make it a "political" statement


Are you insane really? I just can not beleive the lack of a brain you are allowing us all to see.


Just a little piece of advise for ya... I know it may come as a shock to you but try to take it in slow. Not everything is about you. Just cause you posted this does not mean what I had said originally about this being funny was directed towards you. And if for one second you are seriously tring to convince anyone that there are not some definate cliques or people that are dare I us the word "in" again your just plain old stupid. Did I say that included you though is the question... the answer, No my friend I did not.

Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 4:35 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Excuse me guys, but I'm going to resume talking about hummers...

My first experience was with a girl i had just started seeing. I had snuck into her bedroom to stay for the night and I was sucking on her boobs something fierce when she said that if I didn't stop she'd have to do something for me. Naturally I continued and the next thing I knew my shorts were ariund my ankles and her head was in my lap. She was well versed in the art of knob-hobbing and she swallowed without missing a drop when she finished. Because it was so unexpected, so new and exquisite, and she was so good, I consider that to be one of the finest moments of my life. Now I'm hooked on hummers...



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I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-16-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

No my friend I did not.



well, at least you called me your friend, thats a good thing right?;)





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LaughRiot
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 5:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Faceman.. you added that to my status? If so.. you rock!!!!!!

thank you.. contact me about the FTP if you're interested.. MEEEEEEE


I'm your quiet neighbor.
"mindless ass cunt!" - IAMANTHONY
"The reason that pussy is always cold is because its attached to a women." - Tequila
"No I dont work for any of the snack cake distributors anymore" - Tequila
"Another brilliant thread by the heap." - adolescentmasturbator
"Is anyone else really starting to like The Heap?" - NOT HummerLovin I swear
"Hmmm... One of anthony's last posts was directed at The Heap.. Since then, Anthony hasn't posted.. Since then, The Heap has...... Hmmmmmmmmm......." - HummerLovin

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posted on 05-16-2001 @ 5:18 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Actually Heap/RIOT, I added that to your status yesterday...

BTW, I want access to your FTP, thanks!



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LaughRiot
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 6:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Slash there's no way I can find to contact you.. so email me SinZ


I'm your quiet neighbor.
"mindless ass cunt!" - IAMANTHONY
"The reason that pussy is always cold is because its attached to a women." - Tequila
"No I dont work for any of the snack cake distributors anymore" - Tequila
"Another brilliant thread by the heap." - adolescentmasturbator
"Is anyone else really starting to like The Heap?" - NOT HummerLovin I swear
"Hmmm... One of anthony's last posts was directed at The Heap.. Since then, Anthony hasn't posted.. Since then, The Heap has...... Hmmmmmmmmm......." - HummerLovin



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