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SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
If a movie was to be made about your life, who would you cast to play you in the movie. This movie isn't going to be glorified or ficticious. It will tell the story of your plain old life and your plain old self. So think hard.

For me it would have to be Jonny Depp. The looks are similiar and the roles he plays most often resemble my personality.



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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 9:47 AM      
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hmm the chick in my sig pic is pretty hot so maybe her, but actress wise i really think Ali Larter could do me justice...lol




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Sephiroth
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 9:51 AM      
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Is the kid who played Pugsley Adams still available for work?



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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
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Take a guess......


I can hear the opening music already.....

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful life
That started from this hospital
In Rahway, New Jer-sey.
The dad was a mighty music man,
The mom was tall and thin.
Two parents set out that day
For a three hour birth, a three hour birth.
The labor started getting rough,
The tiny kid was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless mom
The baby would be lost, the baby would be lost.
The kid set ground on the lap of this uncharted thing called life
With Gilligan
His brothers too,
The father John and his wife,
The bitch ex-wife
The job he hates and O&A,
Here in Gilligans life."



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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 9:55 AM      
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Seph dont you know who is going to play you in a movie, didnt we discuss on Tuesday who you looked like...come on now




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Arthur Dent
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 9:55 AM      
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Hmmm...a young Mark Hammil, a young Ron Howard, or maybe Greg Hughes...


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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 9:57 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
James Spader, the guy who played Rip in Less than Zero.

as for a title "Additicted"

or if it was on Lifetime "Follow the story of one youngs man's struggle with a different kind of addiction. James Spader plays Sloatsburgh in 'Messageboard: Addicted to attention and Sig Whoring'"







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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Herves Vilachez (sp? - Tattoo from Fantasy Island)



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SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Herves Vilachez (sp? - Tattoo from Fantasy Island)


I said someone who most resembles you. You can't be that tall and handsome. LOL



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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 10:46 AM      
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quote:

Seph dont you know who is going to play you in a movie, didnt we discuss on Tuesday who you looked like...come on now

Actors who have already turned the role of "Sephiroth" in his upcoming movie:

Chow Yun-Fat
Jet Li
Sammo Hung
Bruce Leroy (?) ;)



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GonzoStyle
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 11:12 AM      
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only two men could pull it off for me god rest their souls, chris farley or john belushi.


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Unicron
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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Someone tall and fat..i know of no such actors

Dan
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 11:29 AM      
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Jason Lee.

He already played my character in "Kissing a Fool" so it will be easy...

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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
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The guy who plays Gunther on Friends, or someone said marshall mathers



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meatballnip
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Steve Buscemi (sp?)


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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
being the 15 year old dickheaded white kid i would pick the guy who played john coffy from thegreen mile. And the whole movie would be about some loser that listens to the radio all day.

"what about me, what about raisin"
Hawaii Mapmaker
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Either
1. Jay Mohr
2. "Steve" the blond guy from 90210
3. Chris Jericho WWF Wrestler(if he cut his hair)

I've been told I look like all three of these guys, blond/blue eyes

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Cluster F
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Cary Elwes...Robin Hood from Robin Hood, Men in Tights

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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Well Jason Lee since he just plain kicks ass but with Lee taken I need to think...

a really young David Duchovney
Nicholas Brendan (Xander on Buffy-surprised he hasn't been mentioned)

I don't know, so far there hasn't been someone in my age range whose played someone with the appropriate level of sickness, loser-ocity, and psychosis

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FoundryMusicPaintballJoe
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I think I'd be played by Steve Bouschemmi(i totally butchered that name). For those of you that dont know him, hes the guy that only plays serial killers, wackos, and kid touchers. You may remember him as the guy that shot that dude from the West Wing in Billy Madison.


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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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quote:

Bruce Leroy (?)
Brain, that would be Taimak. I can't say I blame you for not remembering his name, I think that was the only movie anybody knows him from.

Black Lazerus
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Samuel L. Jackson
(not saying much he plays all the black people in movies anyway. or the Guy from the Green Mile without that slave accent

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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
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In my youth, with hair down to my ass and the whole goatee/fu manchu thing going, I was told I looked like James Hetfield. Then I shaved and cut my hair and I'm glad I look much better than him. Now, I'd say Errol Flynn. The way he looks now.

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Brittney
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
I might pick Jennifer Love Hewitt, only because a lot of people say that I look like her, but I'd like to think they'd choose a better actress...she's not bad, it's just that there's better....maybe Alyssa Milano (hell, if her acting is bad, you can just stare at her boobs!)

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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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Okay, if Herves Vilachez is not available, then how about Mini-Me from Austin Powers? come on, HE'S evil. Isn't he?



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