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Jennitalia
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
how many pussies will it take to make unicron a happy man?




o&aswallow
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And again I ask...wanna help me???



And again I'm going to assume the answer is, ummmm no....lol




o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

how many pussies will it take to make unicron a happy man?


One less then it would take to make Hosp a happy man.

Hey Jenn, is Jon keeping you busy until I get my shot at you?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.I have taken Joint Custody of Brittney with Spitfire4:21, there is still one place setting available and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


mxomatrix
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

how many pussies will it take to make unicron a happy man

01010101010 he's a robot not a man...he needs cyber pussy...





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

and Amy, no, it dosn't, your a dear friend, i don't like hearing about friends bresticles.



sorry i tried
you know i love ya hunny

sooooooooooooooooo has wage been here lately???

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Metalfan
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

how many pussies will it take to make unicron a happy man



How many will the animal shelter let him adopt at one time???

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Unicron
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
at this point in my life, i think any pussy will do. a big breasted blonde wouldn't hurt though..or maybe a redhead..i got a thing for redheads :)

FU Metal...fagg-it :)


Listener since 2/3/99, 882 days before syndication


This message was edited by Unicron on 6-19-01 @ 1:31 PM
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hey all thought i'd say hi

quote:

sooooooooooooooooo has wage been here lately???


Couldn't resist, huh Amy? LMAO


was i a fool to think, the way you looked at me
i swear you did, but you looked away too quick
was i a fool to think that you'd take me home as if i was yours
was i a fool to think at all

My adopted mini-critic is Stefanie
Anyone wanting to be adopted can IM me at Jemo123

10 weeks and counting
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

i got a thing for redheads


If that's a subliminal line for Spit, that's TWO, 2 lines that the midget has made note of.

Ccongratulations Unishit. You've accomplished a hard task. You've actually pissed off Gilligan. He's looking for you in FC. Have fun.

Now where did Fuggin go? I still haven't had my lunch.



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
FROY WAS SAFE!


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Couldn't resist, huh Amy? LMAO


well since i was kinda hitting on NJSTRAW the last time i was here i had to get my straightness back some how

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Jennitalia
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
he's behaving, hosp.
amy dont worry about the test, im sure you did well




BARRY MANILOW
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

how many pussies will it take to make unicron a happy man?


10 or 1 of you Jenn...j/k



Unicron
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
wasn't a thing for spit, i just have a thing for redheads, seriously.


Listener since 2/3/99, 882 days before syndication
Metalfan
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

FU Metal...fagg-it



You couldn't be any further from the fucking truth if you tried little man.

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
is there any mods here that can add something interesting to my status??

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Unicron
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
ok..i't seems some of my jokes are hurting people (how i don't know i truly am an idiot, and a nice guy)

sorry to everyone if i have offended or said shit that hurt feelings. no intention to hurt.

i though shit on the board wasn't suppost to be taken seriously???


Listener since 2/3/99, 882 days before syndication
mxomatrix
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

is there any mods here that can add something interesting to my status??

Duck and cover people....duck and cover...

quote:

FROY WAS SAFE

Too fing funny....






When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

is there any mods here that can add something interesting to my status??


INCOMING!!!!!

*Crawls into fetal position under the desk*


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Duck and cover people....duck and cover...



shit im reverting to my newbie years
youre right
ah i dont give a shit anymore

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

is there any mods here that can add something interesting to my status??


Kid's not here. Oh wait! He's not a mod. My bad! LMAO.



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
FROY WAS SAFE!


wage
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
hello, is this thing on??

Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
mxomatrix
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Kid's not here. Oh wait! He's not a mod. My bad! LMAO.




[creepy little girl voice]He's baaackkk....[/creepy little girl voice]





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Kid's not here. Oh wait! He's not a mod. My bad! LMAO.


and the fun continues.....LMAO


was i a fool to think, the way you looked at me
i swear you did, but you looked away too quick
was i a fool to think that you'd take me home as if i was yours
was i a fool to think at all

My adopted mini-critic is Stefanie
Anyone wanting to be adopted can IM me at Jemo123

10 weeks and counting
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I think I have a shot at becoming a mod WAY before Kid ever would. And that really is saying something.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.I have taken Joint Custody of Brittney with Spitfire4:21, there is still one place setting available and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

hello, is this thing on??


hellooo there
yes it sure is on ;)

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off


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