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Dan
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Don't worry, I will be IFing as much as usual. I'm leaving my full-time day job but I'm keeping my part-time flexible job. For the summer I'll be working mornings most days of the week. So, I will be able to maintain my current inundation of IFs while I try in vain to get my desired career as a writer off the ground. So, I guess I can post in this thread in the afternoons, though since I will theoretically only get paid for work accomplished, it will be impossible to slack while working (cause if I'm slacking I wont be getting paid).

However it works out, I'll have a fun and lazy summer.

By the way, I have tried to keep my current job kinda secret. Has it worked, or do you all know what I do during the day? Just curious how clever I am...

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o&aswallow
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey lookey lookey. Wage is growing up. He's got woman clawing at each other to bang him and now he has a sig!

And props for the patriotisim there to wage. That is a proud salute :-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Okay..I'm going to shoot myself.


aww sweetie!!!! Spit, if you don't grab this sexy young stallion soon, he's all mine!!!! I may even trade Gilligan for him ;)

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:06 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I may even trade Gilligan for him



After I shoot myself, i'm going to hang myself.

Thanx for the young comment.





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Adopted Rockmark611 - 6/13/01 - haven't heard from or seen
wage
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

if you don't grab this sexy young stallion soon, he's all mine!!!! I may even trade Gilligan for him



damn, everyone but me. do you have a problem with me DW? care to wrestle them out?






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:11 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Say hello to that bitch Snow White for me. The damn C hasn't called me in months.

ROTFLMMFAO





Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Grumpy
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posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:12 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

By the way, I have tried to keep my current job kinda secret. Has it worked, or do you all know what I do during the day?


[old western gun totin sheriff]Looks like someone just wandered into the barrel folks! Lookie what we got here. We got us a new game. What does Dan do for a livin[/sheriff]

My guesses:
- Male Dancer at a not-so-popular strip club
- Dog walker specializing in great danes and bull mastiffs (hence the smell)
- Condom tester (insert joke here)
- Male prostitute specializing in disabled senior citizens in wheelchairs
- and the worst of them all - Telemarketer for Reader's Digest

How'd I do Dan?



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DreamWeaver
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
No problems Wage....Amy wants you, and I can't compete with a teen.


GW...I'm sorry, I was trying to compliment you, I guess I failed :(

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:17 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
DAmn, I just realized, we are some seriously slacking mo-fo's! Spit started this thread on 6/15. It's now 6/20 ane we already have 800+ posts and its only been 3 and a half days!!! We definatly need to get lives....


quote:

I may even trade Gilligan for him

Why would you want to go from a porche to a pinto?



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:17 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Grumpy, Club Juana, time permiting I'll check it out. Mons Venus, is that the one by the old Tampa Stadium? If so, been there, it was very enjoyable. If I run into Snow White, sorry dude, my time will be spent ravishing her ass and not wasted talking about you.




o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
spitfire421
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
...sorry, playing corporate warfare for a moment...

GW, I heard you were a hottie too :)(but I'll keep OAS around for the roleplaying in the oceanfront hotel room LOL)

OK, Dream, your pick...I got 2 now... (I'll let you have Grumpy if you want?)

Dan- your job...sex slave/boy toy?


Ignorance is typical

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-20-01 @ 10:23 AM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:


Why would you want to go from a porche to a pinto?




Cause a porch is to sit on, you can ride a pinto.

Dream...thanx, really?:)





Adopted - The Big RedMachine - 6/12/01 -red headed step child

Adopted Rockmark611 - 6/13/01 - haven't heard from or seen
o&aswallow
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

(but I'll keep OAS around for the roleplaying in the oceanfront hotel room LOL)



I'm glad that the special request for a king size bed with bedposts won't go to waste ;-)

Ok, todays topic. Heard on the radio this morning that a recent poll conducted amongst adults showed the number 1 sexual fantasy amongst men and women was having sex in public places. The top 2 favorite places were public parks and department store dressing rooms. 35% of those surveyed stated they have carried out that fantasy.

Thoughts?




o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-20-01 @ 10:34 AM
Metalfan
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:30 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Grump, I think you forgot salad tosser for Dan

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
spitfire421
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:34 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
OAS....been there, done that LOL...numerous occasions, numerous parks, most recently at Turkey Swamp, we went off the path into the woods (we could see the people but the couldn't see us :) )


Ignorance is typical

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
mxomatrix
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Dan- your job...sex slave/boy toy?



Naw...Dan's a teacher...





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:38 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Sex outside sounds nice in theory, but I think its like the Beach thing - bad in practice.

Did it outside one Summer night, and it was nice until the next day, when I woke up with like 9 Mosquito bites all over.




I brought my pencil... Gimme somethin' to write on!

o&aswallow
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:38 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

OAS....been there, done that LOL



Ok, should I have them install a cieling fan too?? ;-)

quote:

Did it outside one Summer night, and it was nice until the next day, when I woke up with like 9 Mosquito bites all over.


Ladi are you sure they weren't nibble marks?? ;-)




o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-20-01 @ 10:43 AM
Metalfan
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

like the Beach thing



Yeah, looked great in From Here to Eternity....but in practice that sand is just too effin annoying!!!

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
spitfire421
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:47 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
yeah, I think I'll ask strraw about that ceiling fan thing....

OK, kiddies, I actually have to catch up on some work...I'll check in later :)

Dan, what the hell do you do?

and Metal, sorry, yes I LOVED that pic :) he's my favorite


Ignorance is typical

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Morning Slackers..i know you are all impressed i actually got it right for once eh? :)no more doing nothing for me, work from 7am-4pm starts again...how ever will i do this? bah...
and Dan=janitor..i win!

i think you're the least fucked up
person i've ever met
and that may be as close to the real thing
as i'm ever gonna get
but my quarter's gonna run out now
or so i'm told
i guess i'd better go sit down
and wait for you
till my coffee gets cold...
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, so is Amy a C-teaser yet? They grow up so fast. I'm glad the ladies remembered I wasn't available. I wouldn't want to ruin the other guys' chances...lol

Dan's occupation: Medical testing subject.

Outdoor sex rawks!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

are you sure they weren't nibble marks??


No, cause I like them actually. Little badges of naughtiness from the night before ;)




I brought my pencil... Gimme somethin' to write on!

Dan
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
As much as I'd like to thin Spit was right with the whole sex slave/boy toy thing, the tomato freak was correct (sorda)...I worked in a guidance office of a high school and managed the career education cirriculum. This involved teaching random classes throughout the year and otherwise sitting at a desk and doing about a 100 other random guidance things. Of course, it mostly invloved playing on the internet.

I don't know why you would care. Sorry for wasting your time.

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Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
Here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real or am I dreaming

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on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
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o&aswallow
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:53 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

No, cause I like them actually. Little badges of naughtiness from the night before



I'm well versed in decorating heros ....lol ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.


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