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hammersavage
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
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I had a great time even though i sucked it up in left field.

The Salad Tossers were victories in both Games:

Game 1: Salad Tossers 21- Kid Touchers 12
Game 2: Salad Tossers 22- Kid Touchers 20

I can't believe we didn't get any coverage on the FAN.

Thanks to all the people who helped make this possible. It seemed like everyone had a lot of fun. Hope we do it again later this summer.

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NJDude
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 9:50 PM      
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Too bad I couldn't make it. Sorry guys maybe next time.



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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:08 PM      
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holy s.... those are like basketball 1'st quarter scores. 20+ runs in one game? Did you guys have Sosa and Ramirez as ringers or something?


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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
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ok that is the most fun ive had in a while, really nice to have met all of you that were able to make it. And a BIG thank u to FMB cuz shes the one who got us the field, and a thank u to the women of the board that cooked for all us hunrgy guys. lol. Hope we do this in the near future. maybe even the same place? well until then i guess.


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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:19 PM      
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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:23 PM      
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[sarcasm]I think i should've been MVP[/sarcasm]

Oh, and i wanna thank everyone who was willing to come up to the lil bald korean kid and say hello.

graduated from Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching

This message was edited by Bangster on 6-16-01 @ 10:50 PM
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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
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I sucked hard core today...im not going to deny it, but i had a good time, thanks to everyone that was there. Im going to go crash now...




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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:36 PM      
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quote:

[sarcasm]I think i should've been MVP[/sarcasm]
No... I should have been


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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
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If my post gets to stay, GREAT! but I doubt it as Froy has promised to ban my ass indefinitely til further notice for ONE LOUSY BAD CALL. Okay - I had a few bad calls but at least I was fair about giving both sides equal shares. Froy, would it help if I said I'm sorry and that you were safe? ;)

Either way, I had a great time umpiring both games. Absolutely one of the best outings yet. Let me start with thank you's:

FukMeBoobs, Shotgirl, NJStraw and Mrs. Tequila - you girls rule. Thanks for manning the grill and keeping everyone fed and happy. You're the best. And thanks for indulging me and my numerous WOWs. What would an OA event be without a WOW or two?

Thanks to all that brought beer, soda, food and everything else. It was one hell of a picnic.

Team leaders - Gonzo, Froy, Buttmunch - You guys did a great job of managing your teams.

NJStraw - I haven't laughed that hard at a sporting event ever. I don't know what was funnier, your taunting the guys on the other team or your team being distracted from defense froom laughing so hard. I think I can also ask on behalf of all the guys there - Did you have to put that blue sweater on after the icing incident? ;) j/k Panther - you must have the patience of a saint man. The absolute patience of a saint. Great to meet you bro.

The ladies - Claire, FMB, SG, GrkQt, Inappr.Belle, ShotG, Straw, Amy, DXB (I know I'm missing a few - sorry). As always, it was a pleasure. it was nice to put faces to those that I hadn't met before.

Raven - thank you for your contribution to the "Get Grumpy Drunk" efforts. It worked.

Tequila - Ya Freak! You're lucky I didn't throw your ass out of the game. But I still love ya.

DrunkGW - your new status should be "ringer". dude, was it 3 or 4 HR's. What an arm on this guy? You make Joey look small. Speaking of arms -

FlockofMoosen - dude, I think you have a defective glove. You couldn't have missed all those balls on purpose. Nobody sucks that bad. Have the glove checked. While your at it, you may want to have your bat checked too!

Fn Moron - You proved what happens when you take a pot smokin hippie and make him pitch - you get high scoring games. Pnderous, fn pnderous.

It was nice to see the regular cast of characters - you guys know who you are. The list is too long. Great to see you feeeeyyyyygs again.

It was also nice to see a lot of faces I hadn't met before - also a long list. It was great to meet all of you.

As a side note, and again on behalf of the guys there (most of which won't have the nerve to post it, but fuck it, I'll post anything) I was really hoping for an impromptu wet t-shirt contest when it started raining. But alas, the ladies hid under the trees with the rest of us. ;)

My last comment - Froy, I called it like I saw it. I may have been wrong, but that's how I saw it from where I was. My bad bro!



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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:38 PM      
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quote:

Did you guys have Sosa and Ramirez as ringers or something?

No there was on Drunken GW

quote:

I sucked hard core today

Who is this hard core person I didnt meet him there?

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[sarcasm]I think i should've been MVP[/sarcasm]
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No... I should have been


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This message was edited by Tequila on 6-16-01 @ 10:43 PM
hammersavage
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:41 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Froy, would it help if I said I'm sorry and that you were safe?


Probably not. That could have been the deciding factor in the game. Luckily we put it out of reach.

quote:

NJStraw - I haven't laughed that hard at a sporting event ever. I don't know what was funnier, your taunting the guys on the other team or your team being distracted from defense froom laughing so hard.



I'm glad someone was laughing. It was funny at first but some of that stuff was down right mean. It was just like Dice's comedy career. It started out funny but then dragged on way too long and got embarassing. What did The Brain or Carrot Top do to her?

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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:45 PM      
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Grumpy - Bye Bye!

Tequila - let me say this much. Excellent game, my MVP though you almost blew it with your own big mouth. It's a good thing you were across the field otherwise I would have hit you with the bat I was holding...and I'm not kidding....I wouldn't have hit you very hard, but I would have hit you.

Mashed & Zooty - If we could have given out more MVP's it would have been you two...

Moron - who has a better eye for talent than me?

Munch - my captain in arms.... well done my friend

To the Trash Talkers and the critics..... remember... i always win in the end....




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o&aswallow
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:45 PM      
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QT you didn't suck. You had NO defense behind you. It was ponderous, f'n ponderous!

I would also like to thank Grumpy (scratch that if he's banned) for allowing me to make a cameo apperance on his umpiring throne when he went to the little umps room. By the way Grumpy, I can be hired as a umping consultant before your next gig. You need all the help you can get.

It was also a pleasure to have met everyone. Ladies, you were all exquisite. Claire, thanks for assuming it was me just because I looked old so you assumed it was me. My libido is just fine thanks ;-)


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This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-16-01 @ 10:55 PM
Tequila
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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
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Froy we cant forget the munch trot!!!!!!!


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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
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Swallow, u were there? didnt meet u. Oh and by the way, im so pissed at myself for all the errors i made and for my fuckin legs cramping up, god it sucks, i can barely walk


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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
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Grr...i wished i could have been there to meet everyone! Hope u all had fun!!! :)


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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 10:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
WOW! That was one fun fucking day! I haven't had so much fun in a long time. First off I wann athank all the woman who cooked, and all that brought food, drinks, and everything else. To all those who wouldn't stop taunting me about Patty, FU! :) BTW, Grumpy, how much did you get paid to totally screw us like that? lol



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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
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I had a total blast today. Thanks to everybody involved, and an extra thanks to those who planned and worked so hard to make everything turn out so well.

Tequila, you know you only got that MVP because I was buried in the order. ;)

Mashed, what a trooper!

Grumpy..... you are indeed blind, how is it that you have a drivers license? :)

Froy and Buttmunch, it is to your brilliant (although sometimes animated to say the least) micromanagement and timely lineup changes that we owe the most incredible comeback in oa.com softball history!

To everbody that was there, it was great to see you again / meet you.

I would also like to thank Amy for coming up with the idea originally.

Finally, I would like to say.... Kid touchers.... there's always next year.... not that it will be any different. :)



Now two, TWO! spots open!

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This message was edited by slackjaw on 6-16-01 @ 11:27 PM
Shelle Bink
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 11:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
FIRST OFF:
WNEWs GIRL and HangUpThePhoneYouSkank -- again, thanks for the ride, i owe you people once again. Had fun, and honest, I was only drinking a coke! =D Dan-- Thanks for the happy meal and dinner ... Amy... Don't make me smack you with my limp pickles. If it wasn't for you guys, I would have had a miserable day at my house... ah, the humidity was worth it.

Gagootz - [patty] ohhh ga-gootz... you hit the bawll so hawd for me didntcha? you're so buff and strawng [/patty]

just kidding, you know i love you as always... had fun and thanks for listening to my whining in person once again... i owe you big time ((no sex- b/c i know you love patty more than me)) and a pack of marlboro reds =) *cough cough* Dog Tags *cough cough*

FN Moron -- nice meeting you since I somehow don't remember you from the anniv party ((there's a shocker)).

Jennitalia -- Malibu Rum and Coke. That's all I have to say.

j/k -- you're a sweetheart, and a cool person to talk to when everyone else is out on the god damn field. Again, I didn't remember you from the other party, so now i think i will.

Raven -- sorry babe, didn't recognize you at first. was great seeing you again, and hugs are fun =D =D =D

Grumpy and the rest in need of my 'services' -- Beer Wench lives!

JustJon -- sock girl made no appearances at the game.

Daisy_NJ -- Hey neighbor to the South... nice seeing you again, and all the shit with Ozzy's birthday party

The Brain -- thank you for WonderBat =D

Froy -- thank you for being a lil hottie. and for not letting me bat. and be nice to grumpy, you know how short people need more love than the rest of us. Seriously tho, i appriciate you listening to me whine a bit a few days ago. I won't forget it... at least til I'm banned.

ZootyBang -- I was a good lil redhead ((at least at the times I remember)) -- hope you had a good time, and thanks for being yet another cutie at the game =P ((i'm so shallow))

JoeyBigArms -- thanks for making me laugh when you fell down because of the massive weight of your arms... ((j/k)) hope you're not too sore though =)

Fyfetallica -- or however you spell it... thanks for letting me get to konw ur friend 'sam' =D

to everyone i didn't remember to thank -- it was nice meeting a lot of you, but i was probably a little too buzzed to remember. No offense people... just glad to see that a lot of people made it out... and had a good time.

Special thanks to someone for not getting pissed over some of my disappointment in them, especially after this hectic week. It was a nice way to kinda bring this god awful week to a close.

so when's the next big event? =D

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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 11:18 PM      
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Fn Moron - You proved what happens when you take a pot smokin hippie and make him pitch - you get high scoring games. Pnderous, fn pnderous.
see, Grump if you were paying attention it was ME who brought my team back from an ass whooping that Carrot Top let happen... I was brought in to bail my team out when the were losing by 10 or so runs... the only runs I gave up were from a lack of defense behind me...I still think it's safe to say that I have the best ERA in all of OA.com softball, plus a couple of strikeouts...
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[sarcasm]I think i should've been MVP[/sarcasm]
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No... I should have been
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Sorry I beat you to it
What...you take a little ground ball to the face & you get MVP?

quote:

Oh, and i wanna thank everyone who was willing to come up to the lil bald korean kid and say hello.
Wait....I thought Brain was the Korean kid...
quote:

Moron - who has a better eye for talent than me?
Um...I dunno... who?

...and I would like to join everyone else in thanking all the ladies who slaved over the hot coals... Thanks to Skank, Daisy & Shot Girl for taking pictures for me... Shelle for being my Beer Wench... and everyone else...blah, blah, blah... damn I'm tired...


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njstrawberry
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 11:25 PM      
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Oh my lord, that was by far, THE best dysfunctional family outing I have ever been to. There was great food, great people, great games and great laughs. I had a fabulous time. Here is my list of thanks.

To Shotgirl, FukMeBoobs and Maria (Mrs. Tequila): Thanks for helping out with all the cooking and preparing. You girls sure do rock. A special thank you to FukMeBoobs for obtaining the field.

To Grumpy: You my friend are hilarious. I appreciate all the side “comments” you gave me. As for the sweater I had to. If you really need to know, my nips got hard from the cold water on them and the slight breeze so I covered them up. Sorry, next time I’ll take the shirt off and roll around in the dirt for you. LOL

To Mashed: You are so great. Thank you for the towel and for the beautiful top I wore today. I soooo owe you for all of your kindness.

To Gonzo and Buttmunch: Your teams were both great. Bravo to both of you!!! I’d like to congratulate Ron on walking away with the winning team. Your team earned it.

To Tequila and Mrs. Moosen: I hope your injuries were mild and that all is okay. Tequila please put some ice on that and thanks for having a great sense of humor about everything. By the way, why are you wearing a … ahhh forget it…been there done that…LMAO

To The Toss My Salad Team: Nice job to all of you. Two out of two…nice! Regarding the heckling, I just wanted to add that if my husband would have been on your team, my comments would have been re-directed to the other team. It was all in good fun and I hope you all took it that way. So, I hope no hard feelings exist and if so then I do apologize for you being that much of a tart to take what I said to heart. And Froy was safe…I think…LOL

To The Kid Touchers Team: You guys suck ass. I am kidding. I’d like to say very nice job well done by all of you. By the way, you are lucky I was on your side. For if I haven’t been, you would have received an ass whopping (LOL). You have nooooooooo idea what was running through my mind each time one of you came to bat or dropped a ball or tripped. LMAO By the way, sorry if I distracted any of you at all.

To Everyone Else: Thanks for coming out today and participating in such a horrific, I meant historic, event and thanks for coming out and spending your Saturday with a bunch of derelicts.








This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-17-01 @ 12:38 AM
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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 11:37 PM      
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quote:

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[sarcasm]I think i should've been MVP[/sarcasm]
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No... I should have been


no i am sorry but i beat all of you to that
i should have been MVP
i sat on the bench the WHOLE game and took great stats

i had a great time today guys
i wish i couldve played more than i did, but gonzo is the manager he knew what he was doing
whatever....it was good to put more faces with the names

i guess we wont have another one of these for a few years, gotta let the guys recoup

WHATEVER BEN

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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 11:43 PM      
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Well, folks, it was a really good time today.

I want to thank everyone who was there and helped me have a GREAT time.

I'm going to post a wholly inclusive post later, but I'm icing my injuries now.

I truly appreciate the "family" we have here, and you people are all the fucking cat's meow in my book. Except you NJStrawberry. LMMFAOWPCIWONJSH!

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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 11:43 PM      
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OA.com Softball Game Thoughts, Reflections, Comments

Hmmm... let's see...

"Thoughts": Ugh. Simply put, UGH. :(

"Reflections": Had I actually made contact with the friggin' ball and reflected it in the vicinity of the outfield, I would be feeling better about myself.

"Comments": (Unprintable in this family-oriented Message Board). LMAO

Seriously, I want to first of all thank the lovely Ladies for slaving over the hot grill to keep our stomachs full of good eats (so we were nice and sluggish and unable to play well). :)

To the Mods who organized this event, and FMB, thank you. I had an absolutely good time.

To all the regulars I've met before, of course it's always great to see you again... yeah, even you, Berry (you meanie you LOL j/k).

To all the folks I met for the first time: Absolute pleasure to meet all of you. Hope to see you guys again soon.

Okay, I'm off to the batting cages. ;)



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This message was edited by The Brain on 6-17-01 @ 12:00 AM
Claire
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Cant-Jump-we missed you.
Great to see everyone who was able to make it. It was mad fun.
Swallow-I swear, I never said "I knew you cuz you're old" ...did I? :) If so I didn't mean it...beer talk, no big whup...sorry dude.
Nice to meet you regardless...but, I didn't really say that, did I?
Bangster-I can't speak for anyone but myself, but I have absolutely no problem speaking to little Korean people......:)
Anyway, fun time, great, blah blah blah, etc.. BaLLooN, you dog. Danked, Follow, Jodi, Ms. Follow-great to meet & talk w/ya'll.
I'm way too drunk right now to mention everyone I met & saw again. Suffice it to say, it was cool. Right right? Bedways is right ways now.
P.S. Where the Hell were Joy & Hosp, anyway?


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