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ozmodias
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
got this out of MAXIM so this could be old news ...but i cant tell if its a goof or not. twisted all the same.
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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
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dude, thats animal cruelty!! this board is sick sometimes!!


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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
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of course its a goof you moron. its funny though.
how could you think that was real? aaaauuuggghhh!!!

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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
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there is a thread in the FU forum about this site. common consensus(sp?) is that it's a hoax. it sounds like total bullshit to me.


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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
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Sometimes??!!LOL ;)

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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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a goof or not it is sick! i love my cat, and if anyone ever thought of doing this to him i would rip there fucking head off their shoulders and shit down their neck!


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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 4:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Mmmm, pussy.

Lgaia
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 7:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Whether it's a goof or not , it's fucked up. This kind of shit makes me sick. These animals are just innocent and untainted. Even the fact that this cocksucking dipshit would photograph these kittens smacked up against glass is fucking horrific. Everyone can say whatever they want about me, but I dont give a good fuck. In this day and age people should know that this or any other mis-treatment of animals is cruel and just wrong. I belong to PETA so I figured I would send the link and have them check it out. Even if this guy is just fucking around he's still a spineless fucking troll. I know this sounds fucked up, but I would love to get people like this in a room and teach them what it's like to appreciate life.




lyneday
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 7:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Supposivly the site was linked to a student
from MIT that did it as a joke to friends and
somehow it hit off. It's been in a few articles
and somewhere (I have to look thru my links) it
explains that it's a hoax. Hopefully the pix are
just photoshopped and not real kitties.
On a side note, did anyone see the pic on the
last page of US weekly with the square
watermellons?





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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 7:12 PM      
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This Bullshit site has been around for about a year


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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 8:25 PM      
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That old gag.



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MamA CaZ
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 8:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
ok, i got BITCHED out last time i posted a thread about a website that was posted already 3 months before me... and no one says anything to this guy, when i just posted it the other day!!

unfair unfair!!!

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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 8:50 PM      
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After looking over this site, there are a bunch of jokes that seem to spring out a me, but the thought that this might kind of thing might even be for real makes me a little uneasy.


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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
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quote:

I belong to PETA

Are you one of those bitches that walks around spray-painting people's fur coats?




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posted on 07-03-2001 @ 11:14 PM      
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Some of those PETA commercials are fucking hilarious. Ever seen the one where the cats are doing it all over the place and the tv says "spay and neuter your animals."



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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 6:38 AM      
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That's not so bad. What's the BFD?

Lgaia
posted on 07-04-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
No Mr. Brownose, I am not one of those "bitches" who walks around spray painting fur coats. I don't agree with wearing fur, but I feel my energy can be used in a more constructive manner. Am I a "bitch" because I happen to hold a strong belief or opinion? Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. The next time you feel like you need to post your opinion on something whether good bad or indifferent, I will make sure to point out what a cerebrally-challenged, chubby puke inducing prick bastard you are. So put your microscopic dick between your legs and run, because I have beliefs and convictions, just like everyone else, and you, nor any other person, has the right to TRY and make me feel stupid for what I believe in.



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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
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quote:

Everyone can say whatever they want about me, but I dont give a good fuck.

Apparently you do give a fuck.

Mr. Brownstone
posted on 07-04-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

No Mr. Brownose, I am not one of those "bitches" who walks around spray painting fur coats.

Just checking, carry on.


Edit: Hey Lagia, this one's for you...

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
Mark my words, cuz from where I'm sittin,
You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.
There's no crime that you'll be commitin'
I know the law, you can kill a kitten.
If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten
Feed it turpentine, or break its spine,
Crush it with your shoe, as long as you...
Kill a kitten
If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
She'll like you more if you kill a kitten
Flush it down the can, hit it with your hand,
Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake
Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine
Stick some TNT up its little T
Do what you must do, as long as you...
Kill a kitten
Killing kittens isn't easy,
And if the thought makes you feel queasy,
Grab a pitchfork from the shed,
And kill a puppydog instead!
Kill a kitten, kill a kitten, for a mitten
Kill a kitten (4x)
Kill....




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This message was edited by Mr. Brownstone on 7-4-01 @ 1:30 PM
Lgaia
posted on 07-04-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the Fastest. Thanks for that useless, juvenile and witty poem.I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. With all sincerity, you my dear are an ass.






Mr. Brownstone
posted on 07-04-2001 @ 5:09 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
*sigh*





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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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FRIGGIN TWAT! Do you even listen to O&A? Beats the hell outta me how you can. Personally, I feel I can take any offensive humor out there. However, even I was even disgusted by the guy shoving the kitty in with a shoehorn, but I understand that that's his sense of humor, and if you really think about it, this guy has three kittens, so he must love them. Get in a coffin!



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This message was edited by SeeYouNextTuesday on 7-4-01 @ 5:31 PM

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-04-2001 @ 10:17 PM      
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pretty cool site though

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This message was edited by Tequila on 7-4-01 @ 11:20 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 07-04-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I dont care what you believe in, just please keep using this sig pic.

ozmodias
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 4:52 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
{sarcasm}
....wha? ...wha happen?
I thought we were all having fun...
{sarcasm/}


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