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Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Whats up with women now a days. They want to be treated like Queens , when there nothing but low life whores. I have been dating this one chick like 3 weeks now and she has yet to give me any Pu-tang! I think this is the week I hit that chick and then dump her, ha ha ha ha

John Smith
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Maybe she doesn't like assholes?





Half assing it.
weinie
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
maybe youre just a loser.



This message was edited by weinie on 5-8-01 @ 2:35 PM
Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Guess she wouldnt like you to much , you cum guzzling faget!

John Smith
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Or maybe you're just a prick and she should leave your ass


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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spitfire421
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
um, how is a chick a whore if she won't fuck you?

...Maybe it's just because you have a small dick


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:37 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Your ass ramming of men may turn her off.





Half assing it.
Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
How bout if I stick my dick in your Mom until she bleeds you Queer!

John Smith
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I think she is smart if she does not fuck a piece of trash like you.


Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Drunken GW, telll your Mom she left her panties at my house!

John Smith
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
::::as I steel Doc Smith's Line::::
Looks like someone just read How to Win Friends and Influence People


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
AAhhh your wrong Deek my Mom don't wear panties......I bet you do though. I'll bet you wear your fathers tighty whiteys on your head. You probably run naked around your house molesting the family dog....Do your parents a favor this time though, when your done giving your dog the rusty trombone make sure you give him a cigarette. Your mom says that relaxes him.





Half assing it.
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
If this girl saw your posts, I think she would rather get gangraped than give it up to a stupid prick like you.


HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Maybe she's just tired from me fucking her in the ass to have the energy to fake intrest in you.




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meatballnip
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Think about what you wrote genius. Most guys don't know shit about women and you
obvesioly have the most to learn amongst the human population.



danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
pimp daddy's not even worth it, let's just turn this into a chat thread


We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...
CacaSmooches
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Damn...

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today...

Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Women are ho's!!

John Smith
spitfire421
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
hmmmmm...a total asshole posts who has no respect for women...then caca who also has no respect for women posts...

Coincidence???? I think not.

Dick, your pimp hand is flacid


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)


This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-8-01 @ 2:50 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
So you fooled me. Woohoo. You're still a scumbag.

It is his him Spit...i think he maybe on his 4th Username already.





Half assing it.


This message was edited by Drunken GW on 5-8-01 @ 2:51 PM
Snoteater
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I really wish that Howard would stop posting on this board.

I know the phrase that pays...
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Pimp Daddy is a repressed homosexual. I bet he was sexually molested by his parents. Since he never has touched a woman sexually, he hates all women. He could be naked in a whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds and he would still be using his hand.




Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
SPitfire is a Bitch Ass Ho!

John Smith
Shoring
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
you seem to have alot of problems getting laid
mabey pimp daddy is not the best name for you

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
lemme guess there, pimpy... you finally grew a couple of pubes, but your voice is still cracking into that Mickey Mouse warble when you actually do get up the guts to talk to a lady. she doesn't give you the time of day and you can't control that erection that pops up in the middle of social studies cause you keep rubbin it only you don't realize all the chicks in class can see you.... so now you gotta come to our board, hide yourself behind a monitor and keyboard, and pretend that your king shit and a ladies man. back to the sandbox, boy. you ain't ready to do any brawlin and you certaintly aren't on the verge of scorin with anything but the porno mags under your bed.


We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...


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